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Matthew Bannon, a poor art student living in New York City, finds a duffel bag filled with diamonds during a chaotic attack at Grand Central Station. Plans for a worry-free life with his gorgeous girlfriend, Katherine, fill his thoughts - until he realizes that he is being hunted, and that whoever is after him won't stop until they have reclaimed the diamonds and exacted their revenge.
Trailing him is the Ghost, the world's greatest assassin, who has just pulled off his most high-profile hit: killing Walter Zelvas, a top member of the international Diamond Syndicate. There's only one small problem: the diamonds he was supposed to retrieve from Zelvas are missing. Now, the Ghost is on Bannon's trail - but so is a rival assassin who would like nothing more than to make the Ghost disappear forever.
From "America's #1 storyteller" (Forbes) comes a high-speed, high-stakes, winner-take-all thrill ride of adrenaline-fueled suspense.
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Patterson continues to give a good story!
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The gist of the novel is that Matthew Bannon, a struggling art student discovers a bag full of diamonds in a locker at the train station, he is drawn to the locker by the dying man that is laying below it. The man was a thief who stole the diamonds from the Russian Mob. Now Matthew is a thief because he steals the diamonds from the dying thief. What complicates the situation for Matthew is that a 'hit man' is after the diamonds as well, that is why the first thief is laying in a pool of his own blood and dying.
Matthew takes the diamonds, calls his girl friend (who happens to be his art teacher at Parsons) and sweeps her off her feet with a trip to Paris and Italy. Unfortunately for Matthew and Catherine (the art teacher) they are being tracked by a third assassin. A very good assassin who finds them and does her best to kill them both. But Matthew Bannon proves to be a bit more than an Art Student and does not die easily.
The story goes from location to location with good detail. It has several characters that are developed well, but not one character that you can truly love as in most stories, because all of them have some baggage or faults that are just not good.
I was conflicted by the story because I have enjoyed Patterson's work, but this story wouldn't have worked for me in written form, but in the audible form it had a bit more sizzle and kept me listening.
So, bottom line, not one of Patterson's better books, but I did enjoy the audible.com presentation of the material.
I wanted to love it, but it fell a bit short
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Exactly what I expected
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Great book with one draw back!
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Incest was not necessary
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First of Dozens found Riveting
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What did you love best about Kill Me If You Can?
Patterson does again, great character and story line, i love all his books. Young former marine and his quest to rescue his girlfriend, make great readinggreat book
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Beyond Expectations
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Loved this book listened to it 3 times already!
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Great book
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