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But Did You Die?, Book 3
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Jake Bordeaux
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Sedona Ashe
About this listen
My billionaire dragon mate knows how to pamper a girl!
Rich? Check.
Hot? Check.
Driving my other mates insanely jealous? Check and checkmate!
Xerxes, my dragon mate, has whisked me away to Mexico. He keeps showering me with expensive gifts, breathtaking views, and lavish meals. I’m more of a cheeseburger girl, but I’m not one to complain about food. I just need to learn how to walk in heels without killing myself, again. Been there, done that.
I’ve spent my life trying not to die and failing at it spectacularly. It’s time for me to show them all how tough I really am. Training isn’t easy, but I’m not going to be weak or rely on others to keep me safe. I’m going to protect myself...After I die a few more times, of course. I mean, things change, but do they really?
Things are looking up for me and my mates. Well, everyone except Anzac and Mace. They are working hard to make up for the past, but Imp has it out for them, and her ridiculous pranks are getting out of hand.
What’s coming next, though…isn’t going to be all fun and games. It’s time to pay my parents a visit and get the answers I’m owed. Are they even my parents? Ridgeforce is in shambles and Midnight has put out a contract on our heads. I’m determined, with my mates’ help, to take down every person who was involved with both corrupt agencies. Oh, and I still have a curse to figure out.
It’s time to get my big girl panties on, the cheap ones, not the pretty ones that Xerxes bought me...because they’re probably going to burn anyway.
And what if all my training isn’t enough? What if I keep dying? What if a girl can’t catch a break?
I’m just a girl who’s on fire...
Literally, because I’m a Phoenix.
But Did You Die? is a comedy filled, bully (only in book one), paranormal romance series that includes jaguar shifters, a mysterious underground society, fated mates, and an incredibly clumsy Phoenix. Follow Amaryllis as she discovers who she is and "collects" her soulmates along the way! It is full of humor, adventure, and scenes to entice and thrill you...or to make you unexpectedly snort with laughter. The series will have a HEA...it will just take a little while to get there!
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The Wird sisters are content to avoid the local vampires, werebeasts, and witches of the Lake Tahoe region - until one of them blows up a vampire in self-defense. Everyone knows vampires aren't aggressive, and killing one is punishable by death. But soon more bloodlust-fueled attacks occur, and the community wonders: are the vampires of Tahoe cursed with a plague?
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One great big listening spree here I come
- By RabidReads on 12-06-15
By: Cecy Robson
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Wicked Nights
- By: Gena Showalter
- Narrated by: Max Bellmore
- Length: 12 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Leader of the most powerful army in the heavens, Zacharel has been deemed nearly too dangerous, too ruthless - and if he isn't careful, he'll lose his wings. But this warrior with a heart of ice will not be deterred from his missions at any cost…until a vulnerable human tempts him with a carnal pleasure he's never known before. Accused of a crime she did not commit, Annabelle Miller has spent four years in an institution for the criminally insane. Demons track her every move, and their king will stop at nothing to have her. Zacharel is her only hope for survival.
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Lords of the Underworld fans will enjoy!
- By Katherine on 08-30-12
By: Gena Showalter
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Playing with Fire
- By: Gena Showalter
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 12 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Twenty-four-year-old barista Belle Jamison dreams of a better job and a decent love life - until a crazy scientist spikes her mocha latte! Suddenly, Belle can wield the four elements - earth, wind, fire and water - with only a thought. Coffee too hot? No problem. Hair in need of a blow-dry? Done. Gorgeous government agent Rome Masters has been sent to neutralize Belle. There's just one problem: the sparks Belle and Rome generate are even hotter than the ones flying from her eyes!
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Don't do it.
- By Leanna on 08-05-10
By: Gena Showalter
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Inception
- By: Bianca Scardoni
- Narrated by: Bailey Carr
- Length: 14 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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My name is Jemma Blackburn, and I have a secret. I know vampires are real. I watched one murder my father eight months ago, and even though they tried to convince me it didn't happen - that I'd lost touch with reality due to the trauma, I know what I saw was real. Hollow Hills is now the place I call home. It was supposed to be my chance at a normal life. My chance to bury my secret and start over.
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Change Narration Speed to 1.25x
- By Nicole on 01-29-17
By: Bianca Scardoni
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Angel's Ink
- The Asylum Tales, Book 1
- By: Jocelynn Drake
- Narrated by: Michael Urie
- Length: 10 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Looking for a tattoo - and maybe a little something extra: a burst of good luck, a dollop of true love, or even a hex on an ex? Head to the quiet and mysterious Gage, the best skin artist in town. Using unique potions - a blend of extraordinary ingredients and special inks - to etch the right symbol, he can fulfill any heart's desire. But in a place like Low Town, where elves, faeries, trolls, werewolves, and vampires happily walk among humanity, everything has its price. No one knows that better than Gage.
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Worst Narrator for a sorry story
- By Laura C. Brooks on 08-27-13
By: Jocelynn Drake
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Braving the Elements
- The Darkness Series, Book Two
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Victoria Mei
- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Sasha has always known she was different, but now she also knows that the shadow men she’s seen all her life, are real. With a life goal of fitting in, Sasha hopes her strange abilities will finally make true friendship a possibility. Unfortunately, her magic doesn’t function like everyone else’s. What she thought would make her belong, sets her apart now more than ever. Stefan, all but promised to a different woman, has tried to keep his mind on his duties instead of the irresistible and free-spirited human.
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Love Stefan & Sasha
- By Madeleine East on 11-24-20
By: K.F. Breene
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The Lost Savior
- By: Siobhan Davis™
- Narrated by: Lexi Richmond, Cooper North, Raviv Ullman, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
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Tori King is a normal senior in high school. Head over heels in love with her childhood sweetheart, she is busy making plans for college when a chance encounter with an alien bounty hunter turns her world upside down. Now she's experiencing terrifying changes and developing supernatural abilities that leave her questioning her entire existence.
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DO IT!
- By Rebecca L. on 04-10-19
By: Siobhan Davis™
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White Hot Kiss
- Dark Elements, Book 1
- By: Jennifer L. Armentrout
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 12 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Seventeen-year-old Layla just wants to be normal. But with a kiss that kills anything with a soul, she's anything but normal. Half demon, half gargoyle, Layla has abilities no one else possesses. Raised among the Wardens - a race of gargoyles tasked with hunting demons and keeping humanity safe - Layla tries to fit in, but that means hiding her own dark side from those she loves the most.
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Very good story with inconsistant vocals
- By KarenM of My Bookbag on 07-06-16
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Heart of Stone
- Gargoyles Series, Book 1
- By: Christine Warren
- Narrated by: Laurel Wilson
- Length: 10 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Ella Harrow is trying to carve out a normal life for herself. Well, as normal as an art geek with psychic abilities can hope for. As museum docent and gift shop manager, Ella is able to keep her distance from people - and her powers in check - while surrounding herself with the artifacts she loves. But how on earth is she supposed to act normal when a thousand-year-old statue on the museum's terrace suddenly comes to life?
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Pass
- By Candateshia Pafford on 02-25-14
By: Christine Warren
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Forbidden Forest
- By: Tenaya Jayne
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
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Born in shame. Cast from society. Shape-shifter/elf hybrid Forest must fight for any respect she can get. Targeted in her youth by a vampire noble who placed an illegal slave mark on her, she is forced to obey him no matter what. Slipping the grip of her master and abandoning the prejudice of Regia, her native world, Forest takes a job on Earth, guarding the portal, using her skills as a warrior to enforce Regia's laws. Now, called home for a black ops mission, Forest must put aside her own prejudice to transport the vampire prince, Syrus, through enemy territory in a time of war.
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Eye roll-inducing YA fluff
- By M. Williams on 09-05-17
By: Tenaya Jayne
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Emerge: A Reverse Harem Paranormal Romance
- Hosting Gods Series, Book 1
- By: Lena Mae Hill
- Narrated by: Brandon Utah, Stephanie Wyles
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Gwen has spent her life on the road, picking up and moving every few months when her mother has a mental break. They take care of each other. They don't need anyone else. Or so Gwen believes...until her mother announces she's met a man online. When they arrive at his opulent home, Gwen is plunged into a world that seems too good to be true. Suddenly she's living in a mansion overlooking the beach and eating foods she's only read about in paperback novels. Her mother's new man has a gorgeous daughter and four irresistible sons who apparently don't mind her complete social incompetence. But the family they've joined has more than its share of secrets.
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Surprisingly Amazing
- By Kindle Customer on 01-03-19
By: Lena Mae Hill
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Fated
- By: Rebecca Zanetti
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 10 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Cara Paulsen does not give up easily. A scientist and a single mother, she's used to fighting for what she wants, keeping a cool head, and doing whatever it takes to protect her daughter Janie. But "whatever it takes" has never before included a shotgun wedding to a dangerous-looking stranger with an attitude problem....
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EDGE OF YOUR SEAT SUSPENSE & A HOT ROMANCE TOO
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 06-05-15
By: Rebecca Zanetti
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Possessive Alpha Wolf
- A Paranormal Shifter Romance (Demon Hollowers Motorcycle Club, Book 1)
- By: Skye Wilson, Lindsey Devin
- Narrated by: Allie Martina, Jack Calihan
- Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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I’m the guy you don’t want to meet in a dark alley. And that’s just my human side - my wolf is so untamed and dangerous even supernaturals fear me. I’m known for my ability to hunt and kill. It doesn’t matter to me that my next assignment is a small-town schoolteacher. I don’t ask questions. Then I see Serene for the first time. The wolf in me knows immediately she’s my mate, and I’m not going to let anyone else touch her. Except with a contract out on her life, if I don’t kill her, someone else will.
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Great Series Start and I Want More!
- By Gigi on 02-02-22
By: Skye Wilson, and others
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Wicked Ride
- By: Rebecca Zanetti
- Narrated by: Brock Thompson
- Length: 10 hrs and 51 mins
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Alexandra Monzelle is a hard-fighting, heat-packing Seattle vice cop, and she's not much interested in being protected. Her short skirt and sex-kitten heels are tools to lure her suspects into talking about the deadly new drug hitting the streets. She can take care of herself and then some. Unfortunately, she can't seem to get that through to Kellach Dunne. Kellach is a fresh import from Dublin, and he's landed at the heart of a vicious motorcycle club that deals in guns, narcotics, and mayhem.
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A Wonderfully Wicked Read!
- By Mel on 12-27-15
By: Rebecca Zanetti
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How Beauty Met the Beast
- Book One of Tales of the Underlight
- By: Jax Garren
- Narrated by: Therese Plummer
- Length: 4 hrs and 27 mins
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The Beast Scarred. Damaged. Living with a terrible secret. Agent of the Underlight Wesley 'Hauk' Haukon has nothing left but the fight for liberty against the oppressive Order of Ananke. He's starting to lose hope...and then he sees her. The Beauty Despite her night job as a burlesque dancer, grad student Jolie Benoit has always played the mostly good girl. That all changes following a scorching sexual encounter with a stranger whose face she doesn't see.
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A Disappointment...,
- By Lia on 03-08-13
By: Jax Garren
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- em
- 06-24-22
really enjoyed this
great humor and characters. loved it and want more. just what I needed to get through my day
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- Thompson
- 05-05-22
fantastic narration of a favorite book.
This is turning into one of my favorite series...I love Ryls /Amaryllis. She could totally be me! ( in the klutz department 🤣) Sedona Ashe writes really relatable characters and gives them the paces to go through...lol I love all the crazy stuff that the poor girl goes through. I love when a book pulls me into all the different feelings..it means that I am absolutely absorbed in the story..I didn't cry...but I was very choked up... I highly recommend this book and series!! this narration was Fantastic. they really brought the characters to life for me.
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- Biggs_bookshelf
- 05-10-22
Fun little read
I am quite enjoying this series. Riles is a Phoenix with the worst freaking lick but a undying determination and a huge heart. This book delves more into the the feelings then the previous two and I couldn’t put it down! She’s coming into her own and it’s a amazing listen. The narrators never cease to amaze me with their ability to give each character its own voice, mannerisms and over all character! Can’t wait to see where this series goes!
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- Hilary G.
- 12-13-22
Is that it?
It seems like there should be a denouement. The ending is a bit abrupt. Maybe one more book of adventures and character development? Otherwise entertaining and fun!
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- Hope Whittaker
- 12-22-22
Best book ever
love, love, love these books.
I've listened to them many times.
great all around.
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- Laurel Samara
- 05-28-22
Short and Sexy
This continues right where the book left off and it is such a great listen. I LOVED how it was dual and you had their narrations blended to make the story that much sexier. I think Jake out preformed Bridget in this telling and I felt more from him. The only reason why I gave this performance a 4/5 because his parts seemed like it was drowned out by her...her parts always seemed louder and crisp while his seemed to have me wanting to turn up the volume.
This is the perfect listen on your commute to work and I loved spending my mornings hearing this and cannot wait to listen to how their story unfolds. You get the steam and you get the comedy with Sedona's writing. Round of applause because I loved reading this story and hearing it.
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- Bethany Blake
- 05-12-22
Need more!
I really just cannot get enough of this series. I’m dying for the audiobook of book 4 to release, and I guess I will just have to sit miserably and wait. Yes, I want it that badly. Bridget and Jake narrate things well enough, that waiting for the audio, even for a series I absolutely love, it’s worth the wait. Nothing compared to their narration for me anymore. I’m so excited to see where this series goes, if we see our FMC bond with each of her mates, how she continues to handle the shadow, and most importantly, how her relationship with Trevor progresses. I’m DYING for more Trevor. He’s absolutely my favorite 🤩
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- R. Williams
- 07-28-22
such a funny series
Love these actors and how they bring the book to life Jake and Bridgette Bordeaux are amazing and Sedona Ashe is a riot! Want to lol. Have a listen.
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- MB
- 05-09-22
Great addition to the series!
Great addition to the series with lots of action, learning and continued bonding. The character development definitely continued with this book as well as the world building. Although there was still humor, the serious side of their problems is given more attention in this book. There is also lots of spice. The narrators and their performances were great and really added to the story. If you've read/listened to book one and two, this is one you don't want to miss!
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- Bee
- 08-04-22
Such a good one!!
I love this series so much! This book was full of laughs, twists and heart thumping action! I cannot wait for the next one in the series to come out cause that ending has me holding my breath!
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