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Jeff Strand
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Charlie Stanlon is a serial killer. A ghastly, vicious sociopath who chains women to a table in his basement and tortures them to death. He has no friends. He has no family. He despises his co-workers. His only pleasure in life is to cause pain and terror...
...until the day he finds an adorable Boston terrier and takes it home.
A 30,000-word novella from the Bram Stoker Award-nominated author of Pressure, Dweller, and Wolf Hunt.
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Good listen
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Great amusing book!
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The characters were well developed and the story flowed nicely.
I received this audio book free for an honest review.
Great Story
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I really didn't expect much from this book, but I have a soft spot for the canines. and an even softer spot for the serial killers (apparently)
What are you trying to do to me Mr. Jeff Strand?
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Very Dark Humor
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If you like dogs and serial killers then read this book
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This is another heart warming story by Strand, who is quickly becoming one of my favorite writers. Do not be fooled by the first half hour and all the serial killer stuff. People who don't own dogs or love dogs will not get this, but those of us who love dogs, will see ourselves in the way this serial killer deals with his new found best friend. Strand pulled my heart strings in this story, as he did in BLISTER, the story about a woman with a scared face. He had me rolling on the floor with his book WOLF HUNT. I did not like DRACULAS, but I will blame that on the influence of Konrath and Crouch.
I would say, if you don't like dogs, you should get anything else Strand has written, but if you don't like dogs, you and I probably don't agree on much.
It's about the dog, not the serial killer
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great short story
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Note: I rated this one as a 4.5 Star on GoodReads, but and bumping this one up a wee due to the excellent narration that fit perfectly with the tone of the story.
A very Strand short! And that's a good thing!
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Ever serial killer got a weakness
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