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Narrated by:
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Andrea Emmes
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Tor Thom
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By:
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Bryn Greenwood
About this listen
Bernie Raleigh is a failure at nearly everything he touches. Nobody notices a loser, and after being kidnapped for ransom as a child, Bernie has spent his adult life trying to avoid being noticed.
That's impossible now that he's inherited his grandfather's enormous fortune. The inheritance comes complete with a mansion, a lot of obligations, and a very problematic housekeeper named Meda Amos.
Beauty queen, alien abductee, crypto-Jew, single mother—Meda is all those things, and she may be the only person who can help Bernie survive his new and very public life.
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Depressing! Watse of a credit!
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Horrible narration
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That’s it ! No real ending
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Did the author forget to finish?
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The End
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wonderfully done!
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Good read, not great
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Interesting…but good
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EXCEPTIONAL AUTHOR AND BOOK
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Should have heeded the advice of other reviewers
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Very well written and held you to the end
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