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Lorelei King
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By:
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Janet Evanovich
About this listen
New secrets, old flames, and hidden agendas are about to send bounty hunter Stephanie Plum on her most outrageous adventure yet!
MISTAKE #1
Dickie Orr
Stephanie was married to him for about fifteen minutes before she caught him cheating on her with her archnemesis, Joyce Barnhardt. Another fifteen minutes after that, Stephanie filed for divorce, hoping never to see either one of them again.
MISTAKE #2
Doing favors for super bounty hunter Carlos Manoso (aka Ranger)
Ranger needs Stephanie to meet with Dickie and find out if he's doing something shady. Turns out, he is. Turns out, Dickie's also back to doing Joyce Barnhardt. And it turns out Ranger's favors always come with a price. . . .
MISTAKE #3
Going completely nutso while doing the favor for Ranger, and trying to apply bodily injury to Dickie in front of the entire office
Now Dickie has disappeared, and Stephanie is the natural suspect in his disappearance. Is Dickie dead? Can he be found? And can Stephanie Plum stay one step ahead in this new, dangerous game? Joe Morelli, the hottest cop in Trenton, New Jersey, is also keeping Stephanie on her toes---and he may know more than he's saying about many things in Stephanie's life. It's a cat-and-mouse game for Stephanie Plum wherein the ultimate prize might be her life.
With Janet Evanovich's flair for hilarious situations, breathtaking action, and unforgettable characters, Lean Mean Thirteen shows why no one can beat Evanovich for blockbuster entertainment.
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- olivea
- 03-11-19
Love this whole series
Love all her books and especially this series! The only downside for me with this book was the reference about the snake - I couldn't listen to it anymore because of that. That's just me though! I don't like snakes or references to them.
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- Melinda Taverner
- 11-29-17
Fun story
Lot of fun. easy to listen to. All characters are each distinct but not overly done.
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- Ann
- 08-28-07
LAUGH OUT LOUD!
THIS SERIES NEVER DISAPPOINTS! STEPHANIE IS AS WACKY AS EVER; LULU IS IN RARE FORM. RANGER AND MORELLI ARE STILL BATTLING OVER STEPHANIE. JANET E. IS IN RARE FORM. CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT BOOK. HOW ABOUT A MOVIE????
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- Olivia Wassen
- 01-25-23
Love these Books
I love the characters and the storylines. I always know that I am going to hear a great story that will make me laugh and adventure.
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- Linda Paszko
- 07-09-23
Fun and exciting
Enjoyed listing this read. Keeps one not wanting to put it down. Glad I listened to it.
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