
Lonely Ness
A Crazy Christmas Story
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Daniel Adam Day
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A dedicated toymaker, unable to find his wife, summons a desperate private investigator to his compound in the far north to help with the search. It doesn't take long for the investigator to learn that these aren't normal people, and this isn't a normal case.
It's fun and witty. It's The Pink Panther meets a disenchanting Christmas story.
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- Catrina P
- 02-06-20
Lonely Ness
An entertaining quick listen... a Christmas tale involving a private detective and a few other familiar characters.
I really enjoy the short stories written by Aaron Hall and Steve Beaulieu.
Daniel Adam Day’s narration was well done.
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review.
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- Dorian T
- 10-01-19
Cute story
This is definitely a Christmas tale. I really enjoyed it and will listen again during the season.
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- CuteAsADaisy
- 03-17-20
Super Fun Christmas Short Story
This was great for those short car trips or quick afternoon reads. The narrator did a great job. I will definitely listen to this one again closer to the holidays.
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- GeeGeeLaBee
- 10-01-19
Short, cheap, worth it.
💥💥💥💥💥 Five bangs.
Great Christmas read. Smart writing. Satisfying tale. I'll grab the other short stories from these guys too.
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- Willis Burns
- 10-09-19
Cute
Cute Christmas story with some twists. Worth the few bucks in December. Cozy read. This duo has written some strong short stories, where are the novels?
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