Low-Hanging Fruit
Sparkling Whines, Champagne Problems, and Pressing Issues from My Gay Agenda
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Randy Rainbow
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Randy Rainbow
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This program is read by the author, with contributions from Pamela Adlon and Gwen Rainbow.
"The production of the audiobook...is so rich with sound effects, additional voice actors and music."—The San Francisco Chronicle
"Tart, sassy, and hilariously funny from start to finish, Rainbow’s book offers laughter as a tonic for troubled times." —Kirkus Reviews
A new essay collection by adored comedian and New York Times bestseller Randy Rainbow
Randy Rainbow has a few things on his mind that he wants to talk about. As a savvy social commentator tuned into the public discourse, his unfailing intuition tells him that the perspective everyone in America is clamoring for is that of a privileged white male complaining about a bunch of shit. While writing his New York Times bestseller Playing With Myself, Randy saw an America in crisis. He knew that what the country needed to get back on its high heels was a hard-hitting gay agenda and here it is—Low Hanging Fruit—a book filled with sparkling whines, a few flutes of champagne problems and a Birkin bag of the most pressing issues facing the US, from dancing TikTok grandmas, to Elon Musk, the GOP, and Donald Jessica Trump.
On the down low, Randy dishes up some sex talk about life on the dating apps, Craigslist hookups and more. (“Gurl, wait till you hear the story about the fireman and the goggles...”) Randy’s longtime companion, the glamorous Chinchilla Silver Persian cat Tippi, makes an appearance as she dishes about her life Chez Randy. And, in the most highly anticipated sequel since Top Gun: Maverick, Randy continues the conversation with his mother, Gwen, because who knows better than the Jewish mother of a gay man about how to solve America’s problems? Randy Rainbow’s Low Hanging Fruit is a bold manifesto for a nation desperately in need of a makeover.
A Macmillan Audio production from St. Martin’s Press.
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- Anonymous User
- 10-21-24
Brandy is absolutely hilarious
Loved his autobiography, loved this book. Absolutely hilarious laughed out loud in many many many many places.
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- Daniel Hopkins
- 10-23-24
the humor
Randy provides entertainment and healing at the same time. He also reminds us not to our selves too seriously.
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- Betsy Fowler
- 12-21-24
A Randy Rainbow miscellany
I enjoyed this audiobook mostly because Randy Rainbow is a truly accomplished performer! He is a skilled comedian so most of it is clever, sometimes brilliant, and also very amusing, though I didn't laugh out loud as I do at his videos. The contributions from his mother are worth the price of admission on their own. Recommended for Randy fans.
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- Brystock
- 01-08-25
Wonderfully hilarious
In this world of constantly refreshed “breaking news”, this is a delightful escape to the world as seen by Randy Rainbow. Thanks, Randy.
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- Nicole Roberts
- 10-12-24
Fantastic! Truth With A Side Of Comedic Genius!
Being a lgbtq+ community member, very relatable! Randy Rainbow, please do not ever stop being you! Thank you for being a gift to all of those who are trying to get through strange times with bringing laughter, and saying all the the things that most of us are thinking. Randy Rainbow you do not disappoint and bring a smile to so many people, me being one of those people and I appreciate and thank you. I can't wait until Randy Rainbow goes on tour again, I will be sure not to miss it.
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- Anonymous User
- 10-12-24
Perfection!
Randy is amazing and I love all of his “content”. I hope he has another book in him to share in a few more years.
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- Chris's Card
- 10-31-24
Open + Honesty
Mr. Randy Rainbow, I didn't know what to expect from your book when I bought it. I'm truly glad I did buy your book.
To me I feel I know you a bit better as a person and a star. About what you like to do, things that bug you, things that make you happy, your mom, your grandmom and so much more.
I would ask everyone to read or listen to this book. They will like it!!
Thanks again for such a wonderful book.
You'll get your chance on Broadway if you already haven't been on stage there. My prayers are with you and your family.
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- Michelle Kaufman
- 12-04-24
funny stories
I liked most of it, but there was way too much complaing. I will read his next book too, though.
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- Happy Knitter
- 10-22-24
I love randy rainbow!
Randy , you should believe all of those wonderful things that your mother tells you! You are brilliant and a joy to listen to. I have watched you on youtube for years. The way you frame your political commentary is beautifully done. Your newest book was a joy to listen to and I look forward to your next!
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- Anonymous User
- 10-10-24
So much fun
Hilarious and timely — like Randy’s social videos but maybe even better? Loved the special sound effects and guest appearances
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