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Christopher Corey Smith
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Tim Jenkins
About this listen
Are all your trips perfect "missions accomplished?" No? Fear not, you're in good company.
Funny things can happen when you hit the road. This collection of anecdotes and lessons learned are from a traveler focused on the mission, whether business or leisure, and who finds the road itself can be wonderful.
- Meet a priest in Taiwan who performs less-than-holy conversions
- Consider a job offer to smuggle gold
- Enjoy the tender ministrations of the US Drug Enforcement Agency
- Discover a part of Paris not found on any tourist maps
- Learn why your friend might stroll buck naked through a hotel lobby at 4:00 a.m.
- Discover what to do when stuck 100 feet down in a sunken ship
- Be forewarned of "The Legend of Mount Splatterhorn"
- Know the one word best unsaid while driving in Finland
- And more than 40 other silly tales
Missions Accomplished will entertain and educate you; you'll want this book before you take that next flight or anytime you need a pleasant diversion in short bite-size chunks loaded with travel wisdom.
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- Narrated by: Michael Kramer
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
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When Leroy "Chinese" Gordon breaks into a professor's lab at the University of Los Angeles, he's after some pharmaceutical cocaine, worth plenty of money. Instead, he finds the papers the professor has compiled for the CIA, which include a blueprint for throwing a large city into chaos. But how is the CIA to be persuaded to pay a suitable ransom, unless of course someone actually uses the plan to throw a large city into chaos - Los Angeles, for instance?
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Messrs. Perry and Kramer should get six stars.
- By Richard Delman on 03-22-12
By: Thomas Perry
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The Invaders Plan
- Mission Earth, Volume 1
- By: L. Ron Hubbard
- Narrated by: Full Cast
- Length: 3 hrs and 8 mins
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They are the Voltarians of Voltar - an empire 110 planets strong. They are already among us. And the invasion is about to begin...in a hundred years or so. Or is it? The truth is far more sinister. Undercover, underground, and out of sight, the invaders plan what may in fact be a massive diversion. In the darkest recesses of Voltar’s Coordinated Information Apparatus (otherwise known as the CIA), a tyrant of terror sets out to exploit the invasion in order to seize power. All that stands in his way is a planet that doesn’t exist.
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overly abridged
- By Pielle Szabo on 01-10-17
By: L. Ron Hubbard
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Deadly Gamble
- Charlie Parker Mystery, Book 1
- By: Connie Shelton
- Narrated by: Lynda Evans
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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This series looks sharply at those who perceive themselves as the rich - the elite, and revolves around expensive cars, clothes and posh country clubs. Fans of Sue Grafton, J.A. Jance, and Sara Peretsky will find Shelton's female sleuth captivating. Devout in her dedication for the underdog, Charlie Parker gets drawn into perilous predicaments while sticking her neck out for friends and clients in trouble. She proves a wily opponent for the evil she discovers.
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Needs work
- By beatrice on 07-23-12
By: Connie Shelton
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Tarantula
- A John Milton Short Story
- By: Mark Dawson
- Narrated by: David Thorpe
- Length: 2 hrs and 25 mins
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Meet John Milton. He considers himself an artisan. A craftsman. His trade is murder. Milton is the man the government sends after you when everything else has failed. Ruthless. Brilliant. Anonymous. Lethal. You wouldn't pick him out of a crowd but you wouldn't want to be on his list. In this second dip into his case files (see 1000 Yards for a further novella), Milton is sent to Italy to investigate the death of a colleague from Group 15.
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John Milton tries to exit British intelligence
- By Wayne on 06-03-16
By: Mark Dawson
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Not Afraid of the Fall
- 114 Days Through 38 Cities in 15 Countries
- By: Kyle James
- Narrated by: Aaron Landon
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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After purchasing one-way flights from New York City to Paris, Kyle James and his girlfriend Ashley quit their day jobs, planned futures, and daily paradigms to see as much of the world as they could. In 114 days, they trekked across 15 countries and 38 cities with nothing but their backpacks, their smartphones, and each other. Not Afraid of the Fall is the unvarnished story of their off-the-cuff journey: from cliff-jumping off Croatia's untouched coasts to bathing with rescued elephants in Thailand and far beyond.
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Poorly written, and straight up boring
- By Jon on 06-08-18
By: Kyle James
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A Newfoundlander in Canada
- Always Going Somewhere, Always Coming Home
- By: Alan Doyle
- Narrated by: Alan Doyle
- Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins
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Often in a van, sometimes in a bus, occasionally in a car with broken wipers "using Bob's belt and a rope found by Paddy's Pond" to pull them back and forth, Alan and his bandmates charted new territory, and he constantly measured what he saw of the vast country against what his forefathers once called the Daemon Canada. In a period punctuated by triumphant leaps forward for the band, deflating steps backward, and everything in between.
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A Newfoundlander
- By Deedra on 12-28-17
By: Alan Doyle
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SEAL Team Six Outcasts
- A Novel (Seal Team Six Outcasts, Book 1)
- By: Howard E. Wasdin, Stephen Templin
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 5 hrs and 38 mins
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When America’s controversial Phoenix Program was buried during the Vietnam War, a new program rose from its ashes. A top-secret Special Operations unit, with a core mission to combat terror wherever they find it, Bitter Ash grew ever more necessary in a new world of Islamic fanaticism. Now, Bitter Ash is forming a special team, a SEAL Team Six with a difference. It is Tier One, on par with SEAL Team Six and Delta, but it will report directly to Bitter Ash, and its fight will take place under the cover of dark.
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Turning it out!
- By Tom on 02-01-23
By: Howard E. Wasdin, and others
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Transmission
- By: Hari Kunzru
- Narrated by: Hari Kunzru
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
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Transmission, Hari Kunzru's new novel of love and lunacy, immigration and immunity, introduces a daydreaming Indian computer geek whose luxurious fantasies about life in America are shaken when he accepts a California job offer.
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Thoroughly Enjoyable
- By Don on 07-11-04
By: Hari Kunzru
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My Year with Eleanor
- A Memoir
- By: Noelle Hancock
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 9 hrs and 41 mins
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After losing her high-octane job as an entertainment blogger, Noelle Hancock was lost. About to turn 29, she'd spent her career writing about celebrities' lives and had forgotten how to live her own. Unemployed and full of self-doubt, she had no idea what she wanted out of life. She feared change - in fact, she feared almost everything. Once confident and ambitious, she had become crippled by anxiety, lacking the courage required even to attend a dinner party - until inspiration struck one day in the form of a quote on a chalkboard in a coffee shop.
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Right on time!
- By Leah on 02-19-18
By: Noelle Hancock
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Jumper
- By: Steven Gould
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
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What if you could go anywhere in the world, in the blink of an eye? Where would you go? What would you do?Davy can teleport. To survive, Davy must learn to use and control his power in a world that is more violent and complex than he ever imagined. But mere survival is not enough for him. Davy wants to find others like himself, others who can Jump.
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Lot's of fun
- By Katherine on 03-12-13
By: Steven Gould
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Book of Secrets
- By: Chris Roberson
- Narrated by: Peter Brooke
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
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It will take more than angels and demons to stop him. Reporter Spencer Finch is embroiled in the hunt for a missing book, encountering along the way cat burglars and mobsters, hackers and mysterious monks. At the same time, he's trying to make sense of the legacy left to him by his late grandfather, a chest of what appear to be pulp magazines from the golden age of fantasy fiction.
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- By Sandra on 04-04-16
By: Chris Roberson
What listeners say about Missions Accomplished: And Some Funny Business Along the Way
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- Louis Irwin
- 04-15-19
Conveys all the adventure that modern travel can
With lots of pluck Tim Jenkins does accomplish missions of a great variety, from the childhood bully, to deep sea diving and priests? of a wholly different order. Follow Tim from youth to earfly overseas jobs like teaching English to becoming a business wheeler and dealer. I have done a bit of traveling myself and I know its a whole different ball game when lives are at stake or you are doing business I read a handful of big time true adventure books in recent years where I suddenly exclaimed, "I can't believe this guy is unscathed, or to be more true, can't believe he is still with us writing this book!" It's a good thing and called being a winner. Missions Accomplished, Amen.
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- David Fun
- 03-16-20
Most entertainment I have had in a long time.
Who would have thought that any of these stories could possibly happen? Could not stop laughing.
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- Sue Ochi
- 04-06-20
Engaging and funny travelogue!
If you’re stuck at home and need a fun diversion, listen to these hilarious travel stories! Good for the whole family. The reader’s animated voice is quick and engaging. You can’t make up these stories!!
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- William K
- 05-01-19
Good narration, disappointing book
I was hoping to hear of interesting foreign customs, funny misunderstandings, strange people, wild (mis)adventures, etc. Instead, I got mildly amusing anecdotes that mostly involved the author's friends and could really have been set anywhere -- no travel-specific details required (or present).
It's well-written, but when I say "mildly amusing", I mean *very* mildly. The author's style and narrator's skill renders them tolerable, but when you get right down to it this book features such amazing and entertaining stories as "my friend almost missed a flight, but in the end he didn't" or "I took a taxi and it was OK" or "we ordered some wine at a French cafe and it was decent".
No, that's not an uncharitably reductive way of describing them -- that's really and literally all that happened in those stories, no surprising or interesting details omitted. At first I kept getting surprised when a story would end without any points of interest or amusing twists or fascinating details, but eventually I learned to expect nothing beyond "we went to this place and had an OK, regular time".
Disappointing, but not terrible.
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- Alex P.
- 12-27-19
A great amalgam of vignettes
Missions Accomplished was a very entertaining series of short stories that are easy to digest, especially for the reader on the go.
Packed with tips and tricks learned through a number of fun anecdotal scenarios throughout his life, Tim Jenkins (& narrator Christopher Smith) capture the hectic stories of his travels across the globe in vivid detail. I felt like I was really in that van with Mr. Wang careening to and from the Great Wall outside of Beijing, or across the street from that construction site in Sao Paulo on that hot, sweaty day.
Overall this book was a fun read and I definitely recommend it for those who like a good story efficiently told with emotive narration. It was very entertaining, and will provide the reader/listener with insights of international travel.
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- Donna Aveni
- 07-30-21
Boring!
I had high hopes for this book but what a disappointment! It's a tedious book, badly written and poorly read!
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