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Mooses with Bazookas

By: S. D. Smith
Narrated by: S. D. Smith, Rob Riggle, Joel Clarkson, Sarah Mackenzie, Gina Smith, Andy Harvey
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Publisher's summary

Mooses with Bazookas: And Other Stories Children Should Never Read is a fun collection of stories. It’s exactly like The Count of Monte Cristo apart from the many differences. Our lawyers have instructed us to warn you that listening to it may directly cause you to come down with every single disease you are worried about contracting. On the plus side, our nation’s beloved and heroic critics have had their say.

FANTASTIC is not a word that comes to mind.”
—Beth Hinkle, author of Elite Prose

ASTOUNDING problems at the sentence level and beyond.”
—Dr. Roger Johns, Ph. D.

S. D. SMITH IS in dire need of A GENIUS editor.”
—Art Simonson, Inner Ring Magazine

“This author had nothing MUCH BETTER to do THAN destroy the language of DICKENS, SHAKESPEARE, AUSTEN!
—Yammy Tork, Good Lit Guild

S. D. Smith has been called “America’s aft-most wordsmith” and is the award-losing author of more than ten books and less than thirty-seven books. He is half-man, half-rabbit, and half-mathematician. He lives in West Virginia with his wife and four children, because it would be kinda weird to live with some other family and super weird not to live in West Virginia.

©2023 S. D. Smith (P)2023 Story Warren
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Kids say "It's Hilarious!"

My kids loved Wally Warmbottom and his hilarious letters and play on words. Mooses in Bazookas was silly, funny, and overall entertaining. The only story we didn't care for was the one about the dog and the rocket, because the kids didn't get it, and wished that it was read differently.
Otherwise, the performance was just awesome!!

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I'm pretty confident that I like it

5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐s my family and me laugh so hard when
this play5⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ p.s southy is my favorite part in the book

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Awesome!

S.D. Smith has done it again!! It is fabulously funny and I love it!! I was hoping for the next Jack Zulu book to come out next but this one is just as good!

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Everything was so funny! When we read this, I could not stop laughing!

Infinite stars! S. D. Is so funny and I love how interactive he is with his readers.

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So much fun

Five stars! One for every kid who laughed the whole time.

I am going to put this in my memoirs.

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Silly. That’s all I can say

I could (and have) listened to this over and over again. I wish I could leave 92545519045291540154901549015401063015945294529469163926 stars.

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this is a funny book.

Moses with bazooka was my favorite. rocket and Elsie and Rocket on the other hand...

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I like bazookas so i tried this book out and i got hooked.

Why should you not read it? Because it has guns and bazookas says Wally Warmbottom, but i disagree,all children should read this book (or books). But you should know something. IT IS SUPER SILLY. I love this book 5 stars. Plus 500 more

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How funny this was to my kids and myself

Thank you so much for writing this. We I've been able to gather around this book and laugh. My 6 and 7 year old giggle at the quote "Of course you don't care because all you care about is essential oils" 😆
We will be enjoying this book for years to come

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Our whole family loved it!!

Entertaining & hilarious. Tons of fun to listen to on a road trip. Parents, teens and littles enjoyed this book. So clever. Well done!!!

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