My Girlfriends Are Pirate Elves!, Book 4
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Eden Redd
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Dead elves tell no tales.
Jon, Lilly, and the crew of the Dark Heart return to Urth by the skin of their teeth, not sure what the future will hold for the band of pirates. With two new members of the crew, a book written in ancient dragon tongue, a primordial myth, and dangerous spies everywhere, the crew must come together to confront enemies on Urth and from the Aquris realm.
Will Jon overcome a desperate battle between his honor and the pirate life? Will Lilly find an ancient treasure that none have seen since the age of dragons? Will the crew overcome their differences between the old and new crew members? Will Jon keep his brand new car and his sanity when both worlds come crashing down on him and those he loves?
My Girlfriends Are Pirate Elves! is a fun, sexy story of a nautical nature. It contains humor, outlandish adventure, lewd acts, everyday life, a lot of cursing, an expedition on the high seas, pointed ears, magical cannons, sharp teeth, a mage, and there might be a few giant monsters somewhere in there. This story is for mature listeners, 18 and up. Avast! There be elves in these waters!
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Zeke is a bad guy. He didn’t choose to be. It’s just who he is. It’s who he has to be to survive in a post-apocalyptic world where trust is as scarce as water. He's got nobody. No family. No friends. And he left behind the woman he loved for her own good. But it's time to change. After a brush with death far out in the wasteland, he decides he's done risking his life to help his greedy bosses control who gets to drink water and when. Now, he's stranded in a bar in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by the perfect kind of ruffians who can help him go back and make things right.
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Meh story, great narrator.
- By ILikePizza on 04-30-20
By: Tom Abrahams
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Shadows of Aggar: Amazons Unite Edition
- The Amazons of Aggar, Book 1
- By: Chris Anne Wolfe
- Narrated by: J. Evans
- Length: 20 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Diana n'Athena is an Amazon working for the Terran Empire on the medieval planet of Aggar. Her mission is to rescue a downed pilot/spy from Aggar's wilds. But when the Council demands she be bonded to a Shadow in order to be allowed to make the journey, things get interesting. Shadows are exceptional guides and fighters, but Elana is something more - she has the gift of the Blue Sight. As the two women race against time to prevent an all-out intergalactic war, they become erotically entangled, complicating both their lives and putting their mission in danger.
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Cannot Believe Audible has this!
- By T on 07-12-15
By: Chris Anne Wolfe
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Rune of the Apprentice
- By: Jamison Stone
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 18 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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In a world where magic, technology, and nature have merged, the few who can control Runes hold dominance over all of creation. All believe that Aleksi, a 16-year-old orphan, was blessed to be born with a Rune embedded in his palm, but that's only because they don't know the truth - Aleksi's Rune is so powerful it's killing him.
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had a lot of potential
- By Midwestbonsai on 03-22-17
By: Jamison Stone
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Genesis
- Legends Online, Book 1
- By: Jonathan Yanez, Ross Buzzell
- Narrated by: Adam Gold
- Length: 12 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Unbeknownst to him, Ray is about to partake on an adventure filled with magical beasts, warring factions, and a leveling-up system out of this world. He'll encounter filthy bandits, musty crypts, and friendly werewolves. Oh, you heard us right. If only he wasn't given negative charisma points around women, he might have a chance, but you can't win them all.
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The cringe is strong in this one
- By Angela on 02-07-21
By: Jonathan Yanez, and others
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Knightmare Arcanist
- Frith Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Shami Stovall
- Narrated by: Brian Wiggins
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Magic. Sailing. A murderer among heroes. Gravedigger Volke Savan wants nothing more than to be like his hero, the legendary magical swashbuckler, Gregory Ruma. First he needs to become an arcanist, someone capable of wielding magic, which requires bonding with a mythical creature. And he’ll take anything...So when he stumbles across a knightmare, a creature made of shadow and terror, he has no reservations. But the knightmare knows a terrible secret: Ruma is a murderer out to spread corrupted magic throughout their island nation.
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So whiny
- By Anonymous User on 10-17-20
By: Shami Stovall
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Child of the Flames
- A Sword and Sorcery Saga
- By: D.W. Hawkins
- Narrated by: Malk Williams
- Length: 13 hrs and 41 mins
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The Red Swords came with the sunrise and took everything Shawna Llewan held dear. Her family massacred, her home destroyed, she escapes with nothing but her mother’s heirloom and the desire for vengeance. When she’s found by Dormael, a Warlock of the Conclave, she learns that her mother’s keepsake - the very reason her family was killed - holds the power to unleash boundless destruction.
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Great start!
- By Gordon on 08-18-19
By: D.W. Hawkins
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Seafire
- By: Natalie C. Parker
- Narrated by: Rebecca Soler
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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After her family is killed by corrupt warlord Aric Athair and his bloodthirsty army of Bullets, Caledonia Styx is left to chart her own course on the dangerous and deadly seas. She captains her ship, the Mors Navis, with a crew of girls and women just like her, who have lost their families and homes because of Aric and his men. The crew has one mission: stay alive, and take down Aric's armed and armored fleet.
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An excellent book with one major flaw
- By L. Jones on 11-08-18
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Unfettered
- Tales By Masters of Fantasy
- By: Terry Brooks, Patrick Rothfuss, Robert Jordan, and others
- Narrated by: Peter Ganim, Marc Vietor, Bronson Pinchot, and others
- Length: 20 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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You define life or it defines you. In Shawn Speakman’s case, it was both. Lacking health insurance and diagnosed with Hodgkin’s lymphoma in 2011, Shawn quickly accrued a massive medical debt that he did not have the ability to pay. That’s when New York Times best-selling author Terry Brooks offered to donate a short story that Shawn could sell to help alleviate those bills—and suggested he ask the same of his other writer friends. Unfettered is the result: An anthology built in order to relieve that debt, featuring short stories by some of the best fantasy writers in the genre.
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A TRULY BAD COLLECTION OF DOGS
- By Randall on 12-21-18
By: Terry Brooks, and others
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Lewd Kingdoms: Shadow's Edge: A High Fantasy Digital Adventure
- By: Eden Redd
- Narrated by: Jane Tate
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
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Thomas always enjoyed kingdom/city simulation games. When he discovers there is a kingdom building expansion to the hugely popular VRMMORPG Lewd Saga, he is determined to join the sensual fantasy game and build his destiny. Thomas becomes Edric Temple, summoner and adventurer, searching for others to help build a kingdom while a war rages across all of Lukken. The player slowly realizes Lewd Saga is more than just a fantasy game. Dark plots, torn hearts, and medieval politics will place the summoner in the eye of the storm between guilds, troll masters and what his heart truly desires.
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A little bit naughty a whole lot of nice
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 12-26-18
By: Eden Redd
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Of Beast and Beauty
- Daughters of Eville, Book 1
- By: Chanda Hahn
- Narrated by: Jesse Vilinsky
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
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Everyone dreams of marrying a prince - except for me. I am nothing more than a pawn in my adoptive mother's diabolical plot against the seven kingdoms. I was the chosen tool, her sharpened blade that would cut the deepest into the heart of the kingdom of Baist. But like all deadly weapons, my wedding is two-edged sword that could cost me my soul. For I am Rosalie, one of the adopted daughters of Lady Eville, and it is my duty to enter into a loveless and hate-filled marriage with the narcissistic Crown Prince of Baist.
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OF BEAST AND BEAUTY
- By 🐺 SCARLET PIMPERNEL 🐺 on 11-08-19
By: Chanda Hahn
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Pirate's Honor
- By: Chris A. Jackson
- Narrated by: John Pruden
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
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A pirate captain of the Inner Sea, Torius Vin makes a living raiding wealthy merchant ships with his crew of loyal buccaneers. Few things matter more to Captain Torius than ill-gotten gold-but one of those is Celeste, his beautiful snake-bodied navigator. When a crafty courtesan offers the pirate crew a chance at the heist of a lifetime, it's time for both man and naga to hoist the black flag and lead the Stargazer's crew to fame and fortune.
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Fine story, terrible narrator
- By devon on 04-16-16
By: Chris A. Jackson
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Flight to Eden
- Cradleland Chronicles #1
- By: Douglas Hirt
- Narrated by: Michael Taylor
- Length: 16 hrs and 36 mins
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A dark power is at work, intent on gaining complete control of the CradleLand, the birthplace of the still-young world. All that stands in the Power's way is one troublesome line of humans: descendants of Seth. They are of the only remaining clan clinging to an all-but-dead faith. And yet it's from that faith that a prophecy threatens all plans of world dominion.
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Great story, buy the book instead.
- By Joshua on 07-23-11
By: Douglas Hirt
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Ghost: The Halloween Boys
- By: Kat Blackthorne
- Narrated by: Orcus Auditory
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Blythe has accepted her fate and is tired of running. Who would miss her anyway? She attends her new and eccentric town’s month long Halloween masquerade for one last party before meeting her end. But what will she find...and what will find her?
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Get ready for an epic tale
- By ElissaSue on 02-22-23
By: Kat Blackthorne
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The Invasion of Heaven
- Part One of the Newirth Mythology
- By: Michael B. Koep
- Narrated by: Gabrielle de Cuir, John Rubinstein, Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 12 hrs and 29 mins
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Psychologist Loche Newirth becomes hunted when he sees a painting that opens a window onto the afterlife. An ancient order of men seeking to control the art pursue him across the world, through centuries, into madness, and beyond. The first part of Michael B. Koep's the Newirth Mythology The Invasion of Heaven is mystery, adventure, myth, betrayal, murder, and madness. Loche Newirth wonders if it was his fall: The 50-foot drop from the rocky cliff to the icy water below. Is this why he has been hallucinating?
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Good story - well written
- By Amy Q on 05-17-20
By: Michael B. Koep
What listeners say about My Girlfriends Are Pirate Elves!, Book 4
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- Nick
- 05-04-21
Best book yet
This was the best book of the series so far. I have been waiting for this book to come to audible and can't wait for the next one.
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- Anthony
- 06-20-21
Otological Gold
Seriously, Lady Redd, how do you continually find ways to improve on an already perfect story? Jon now has six, SIX sexy elf girlfriends! I’m just living vicariously through this guy. Not jealous at all. Nope. And the way you weave such an amazing piratical (is that a word? oh, well.) tale has me walking willingly into the spider’s web to accept my own destruction. Well done and keep ‘em comin’, ma’am.
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- James Mitchell Stephens
- 05-08-21
Excellent
So good! Fun harem story that develops the actual emotional relationship between the characters. Sierra Kline is a blessing to my ears.
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- Chris Adler
- 05-19-21
Over 15 Hours of Adventure and Sexy Pirate Elves!
Wow! This book for is about double the size of all the other books and definitely double the fun. Over 15 hours of sexy pirate elves and non-stop adventure, what more could you ask for?!? FIVE STARS
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- Anonymous
- 05-08-21
A wild ride from start to finish.
Eden Redd knocks it out of the park yet again with book 4. Narrated by the fantastic candy voice of Sierra Kline.
This is a chonkers of a audiobook and it doesn't disappoint, picking up directly from book three. You get time with Jon and his family on earth and a rollercoaster ride on Akiris including some dastardly villains, unlikely allies, and sexy new friends. Eden does a wonderful job of keeping all the characters involved and relevant whole adding interesting new characters to the crew of The Dark Heart. And ooooh the sexy times, it's Eden Redd, you just KNOW they are deliciously good. ;)
This book had some of the best ups I've seen by this author and this work is truly inspired. Seriously, give My Girlfriends are Pirate Elves 4 a shot, you won't be disappointed.
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- Jay
- 07-06-21
Won't be finishing series
I have been on the fence with this series. It's been ok nothing special. With that said the interaction between the brother and princess and the lack of reaction from the MC was enough for me to call it quits.
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