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Narrated by:
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Jeff Hays
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Annie Ellicott
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Yvonne Syn
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Justin Thomas James
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By:
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Jamie Hawke
About this listen
I am the law! Well, kinda. More like a bounty hunter, but I still put a foot up the @$$ of injustice and bring criminals down.
Only, this time things didn't go as planned. This time, as I was delivering my criminals to be placed in the Abaddon Asylum, everything fell apart when an uprising tore down the system and led to my ship exploding before I could get out of there.
Now it's up to me and some sexy lady allies (and then some!) I've teamed up with along the way to put things right. But we're not just going to stop the uprising. Our mission goes much deeper than that, into the planet itself where all manner of horrors await.
Oh, and we call ourselves the Psychobitches. And yeah, I f@cking own it like a crown.
NOTE: Listen on, friend, if you're a fan of explosions galore, superpowers and leveling up, monster girls and tiny fairies who are all freaks in the sheets, and crazy ladies who could just as easily slit your throat as bring you to the point of more bliss than you've ever thought possible. Take it, it's yours!
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Lucas Mead-Slayer has seen it all. Or at least that's what he thought after over a decade of wandering the wilderness of his homeland and embracing everything it had to throw at him. He's fought terrible monsters, plundered ancient catacombs, and caught the eye of many unique and interesting adventuresses. After arguably the most harrowing situation of his life, Lucas has decided to seek out a friend in her home forest, maybe take a vacation, get away from all the craziness. Only it doesn't work out that way.
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nonsense incarnate
- By Amazon Customer on 05-07-25
By: Misty Vixen
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Monster Girl Haven
- By: Chase Danger, Jamie Hawke
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 7 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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When Greg Hadder's mercenary company is tasked with finding a treasure with the power of immortality, he thinks it's a wild goose chase. That is until his brothers-in-arms are gunned down by a rival group, and he's left with nothing but his wits and his rifle to survive. Using maps and ancient artifacts, he must navigate traps and find his way to the center of the exotic island to harness the powers of the gods themselves. When he decides to stand his ground against the soldiers bent on stealing the elixir, he calls upon his new allies—a catgirl, a siren, and a lamia—to help him.
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An excellent one from Chase Danger, & Jamie Hawke!
- By CVL Kindle Customer on 06-15-22
By: Chase Danger, and others
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The Scarlet Cavern
- An Alien Sci-Fi Harem Adventure (The Makalang, Book 1)
- By: Michael Dalton
- Narrated by: Mason Lloyd
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Former Marine and lonely single dad Will Hawthorne just wants to clear his head with a weekend in the woods with his live-action-role-playing group. But a careless misstep sends him tumbling through a cave into an alien world. There he finds a dying civilization of bizarre human-animal hybrids, filled with effete males and frustrated females who are soon pursuing him for their own ends. For Will has stumbled into this world's most powerful legend - a legend of the one who will come to reverse its decline - the legend of the Makalang.
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meh
- By kevin on 10-21-21
By: Michael Dalton
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Wizard's Tower, Books 1-3
- A LitRPG Series Bundle
- By: Gregory Allanther
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, Justin Thomas James, Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 38 hrs and 22 mins
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For more than 150 years I've served the Kingdom of Sena. Through four Kings and a Queen. Two wars and a rebellion. I've founded and taught at a magic school. I've fought against beast waves and dungeon breaks. But now? Now, the one close friend I had left has passed. So, I'm done with their politics and their economics. The short and busy lives of humans are more burden than benefit on the weary soul of this half-elf.
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Waste of talent
- By Carl on 08-09-24
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Thresholder: Teaguewater
- By: Alexander Wales
- Narrated by: Henry Kramer, Jessica Threet, Justin Thomas James, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 52 mins
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A portal opened, and Perry's curiosity got the better of him. Once. Twice. Three times did Perry step through a portal, each to a new and strange world. He stepped through into a world of advanced technology, power armor and micro reactors. He stepped through into a world of knights and kings, orcs and goblins, where old wizards handed out magical swords. He stepped through into a world of hidden vampires and rainy streets, where the clocktower tolled the hour as ships sailed by.
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A good start to a new series
- By Susan M. on 03-28-25
By: Alexander Wales
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Dread Knight
- A Post-Apocalyptic Fantasy
- By: Sarah Hawke
- Narrated by: Richard Brock, Raya Kane
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
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Centuries ago, a cabal of powerful mages cast a disastrous spell that corrupted the source of magic, transforming much of the world's population into merciless monsters called Riven. Empires crumbled. Civilization collapsed. Yet an ember of hope remains. Duncan Keene is a Dread Knight, a dark warrior empowered by an unholy pact with a demon lord. He has sacrificed everything to save the world from the Riven—his family, his future, even his very soul. When he finds himself unexpectedly partnered with the last uncorrupted angel in the world, she makes it her mission to redeem him.
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Best Sarah Hawke book yet
- By Gitchel on 04-08-24
By: Sarah Hawke
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X-Treme American Dungeon League
- By: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
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Garth had been the favorite for the number-one draft pick in the next season of the USA's top sport. His college career was supposed to end on a high note… but it didn't. Sabotaged in his final game, he found himself shut out of the Dungeon League of America, forced to retire his jersey in shame. With no other options, he leaned on his university degree and became a licensed psychiatrist and therapist. That should have been the end of his dungeon-crawling days. But then, a new dungeon appeared in his city.
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Hot and Hilarious
- By CBD on 11-05-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Succubus Lord
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
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"Dude! It finally came!" My roommate barely withheld his excitement as he barreled into the living room of our apartment with a package in his hand. "Check it out, Jacob." He smiled as he tore at the brown paper surrounding his purchase. As he ripped the covering off the package, bits and pieces scattered all across the floor of the living room like confetti. For a second, I thought about lecturing Todd about not making a mess of our apartment, but who was I kidding? This place was already a shithole. At least some half-assed confetti would make it feel a little livelier.
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Fun first book
- By r1se on 05-30-19
By: Eric Vall
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The Archemi Online Chronicles Boxset: Books 1, 2 & 3
- A LitRPG Epic Fantasy Series (The Archemi Online Chronicles)
- By: James Osiris Baldwin
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, Laurie Catherine Winkel, and others
- Length: 45 hrs and 38 mins
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Before being conscripted to fight in the Total War, Private Hector Park had a shattered family, a collection of old video games, and a promising career as a motorcycle stuntman. Now, he is dying from a virus threatening humankind with extinction. He has three days to live. When Hector’s brother contacts him after years of hostile silence, Hector goes to try and make peace. But his brother offers him something even better: the chance to cheat death by joining him in Archemi, a full-immersion fantasy VR-RPG video game.
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fun narration & characters buuut...
- By ERIC ESTES on 01-29-24
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Backyard Goblins
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
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When a trio of cute goblins emerged from a silver portal that appeared out of nowhere on my property...things got a bit more complicated all of a sudden. Also, I soon discovered they bite and scratch: mostly each other, but sometimes me.
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Historically inaccurate!
- By Jay on 11-09-23
By: Virgil Knightley
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Dead and Horny
- Dangerous Appetites
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 14 hrs and 23 mins
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When Dana was killed and resurrected by a necromancer, she didn't know what to expect. She didn't expect to be handed a list of magical items that might cure her if she can find them. She definitely didn't expect the house succubus to come along to service her dangerous needs. And she definitely didn't expect to go head to head with an international organization dedicated to keeping magic out of human hands.
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Should have just been part of the horny monster girls series.
- By Jay on 09-26-24
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Coven King 1
- By: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
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Logan Morrison always fought for everything he had, but it never was much. Growing up truly alone did that to you. One day, when taking on an extra tutoring gig to help out a cute chick with a quirky name, she ends up bringing him back to her place. Cool, right? Well, the next morning, Logan wakes up in chains and comes to learn that Cherry Cola is one beautiful and unhinged monster girl member out of three in a small Fresco City witch coven. Their plans for him? Servitude.
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CherryCola has got to be my favorite dumb name!
- By Alexander scarlett on 06-14-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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The F-Rank Foot Soldier Became An S-Rank Monster Rancher, Volume 1
- Rise of the Weakest Tamer
- By: Sebastian Guzman
- Narrated by: Rhys David, June Aaron
- Length: 11 hrs and 14 mins
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The F-Rank Foot Soldier Became An S-Rank Monster Rancher is a light-hearted story of new beginnings and new potentials. Follow Riven as he makes the best of his forced retirement, tames monsters, finds friends, and uncovers the mysteries surrounding the world.
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Not sure
- By No one important on 09-22-24
By: Sebastian Guzman
Great Mixture of Action and Passion
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Almost binged the story from start to finish.
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Loved the narrator
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love the cast
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Tear it Up Bitches
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Story is what you'd expect from Jamie Hawke and his weird universe of supers.
Alrighty then
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The book has a really fun superhero/scifi vibe. The MC is a bounty hunter who catches “nutjobs” or who he thinks are nutjobs and puts them away. As the story progresses he finds out that may not be the case and he may be on the wrong side of the equation. The audio book is full of action and humor. I liked all the characters from the main character to all the harem girls. I have not read any of his other books yet, but I am familiar with their covers and names. There are some crossover characters from another one of his novels. I won’t spoil who it is, but I like it when authors create a fluid universe that includes other characters from other books. Harmon Cooper does a good job with his Proxima universe.
Jamie does a good job in the note section of his author summary listing the stuff you are in for. If you read that section and still read the book and get your panties in a wad, that is all your fault. Even Soundbooth calls themselves Soundbooth Burlesque. Here this is the first time I have noticed this tag.
Soundbooth is freaking amazing like always. I have yet to listen to an audiobook that they haven’t completely slayed. They make fun stories even better. Jeff Hays carries the majority of the narration, but the other soundbooth folks compliment him very nicely.
Full Throttle Fun!
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Another great addition to the Ex-Heroes universe
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A fun read...
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I love the paradigm shift that the MC goes through, always fun when what you thought you knew wasn't the way it truly was
awesome
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