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Monster Girl Defense Force, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Rachel Leblang
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Simon Archer
About this listen
The Monster Girl Defense Force is really good at their job. They've carved out a small niche in an otherwise desolate and harsh world, and for the moment, all seems well.
But trouble is on the horizon, and to stop it, they'll need something they haven't had in a long time.
A man.
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Beat the game. Get the girls. Stop the bad guy. My name's Ethan Riley. Just your typical dude with a bartending gig and an outdated Subaru, and if that wasn't boring enough...I'm from Ohio. Or at least I was boring...until I died. No, seriously. I died. But thanks to the magic of unethical medical practices, I was kitted out with a microchip in my head and some hush money in my pocket. Now, I’m suddenly seeing everything like a dating simulator, including some of the hottest gamer girls in the industry.
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Love to listen
- By Riger1 on 03-15-22
By: Simon Archer
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Branded
- Master of All, Book 1
- By: Simon Archer
- Narrated by: J.F. Harding, Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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When William stumbles through a portal in the middle of Antarctica, he'll suddenly find himself in a world unlike any he's ever known. Now, he's surrounded by monster girls, vicious warlords, and everything in between. Worse, his only weapon is a magical branding iron, which seems to have one skill and one skill only, to overwrite slave brands. Thing is, monster girls seem pretty grateful about being freed from the tyranny of their masters, and with each one he brands, the stronger he becomes.
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Disappointed
- By TheBrew on 03-01-20
By: Simon Archer
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Cinnamon Bun
- By: RavensDagger
- Narrated by: Reba Buhr
- Length: 15 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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The world called out for a hero to purge it of a great evil. It received Broccoli Bunch: explorer, expert cleaner, occasional ghost-buster, and full-time Cinnamon Bun.
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Tooth Achingly Sweet
- By Ren1half on 04-20-21
By: RavensDagger
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The Blue Mage Raised by Dragons
- By: Virlyce
- Narrated by: Mare Trevathan
- Length: 16 hrs and 43 mins
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Blue mages learn skills from beasts. This is the story of one fortunate enough to be taken in by dragons.
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Hilarious
- By Joshua Stevens on 12-09-17
By: Virlyce
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Supernatural Inc.: Book 1
- By: Simon Archer
- Narrated by: Gabriel McKnight
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Life on Shelnora Island seemed to be perfect for me. A tropical paradise, great food, and beautiful women at the local sorority . . . until I crossed paths with a mysterious murder and sightings of an honest-to-God werewolf! Now I'm surrounded by three beautiful women, all drawn into the mystery, and it turns out that my new dog is a smoking hot shapeshifter. Life's gotten crazy, but maybe, if we all work together, we'll find out who the real killer is. Could it be the curmudgeonly divemaster with a grudge? The sleazy resort owner drumming up sensationalism for tourist bucks?
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Its like Scooby-Doo but with a harem and explicit content
- By Amazon Customer on 07-01-24
By: Simon Archer
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Princess Master
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Hi. My name’s Joe, and yeah...I’m a plumber. Things were going just fine, until I got pulled into this crazy fantasy world by a genie who seemed to think I was this “Hero of Legend”. Now I have to collect all the princesses of Fairyland, bind them to me using this crazy...uhhh...kinky...uhhhh...“ritual”, and then use their combined powers to defeat the evil demon Chernabog. I guess you could call this a magical pipe-laying adventure.
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Dumb characters fumble through everything.
- By Bryan Gallagher on 08-22-20
By: Eric Vall
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Dragon Emperor
- Human to Dragon to God
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Length: 7 hrs and 28 mins
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Evan was just an average guy working as an EMT, but when he puts on an ancient dragon mask, he’s teleported to the magical world of Inati as a powerful black dragon. Now, he’ll have to save a beautiful priestess, rebuild a broken city, and fight a horde of zombie-like monsters led by an ancient demonic evil. If he wins, then the opportunity to build his powers, treasure horde, and empire will await him. If he loses, then his new friends will all suffer fates worse than death.
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Fastest Reader Ever
- By Lucas on 11-06-19
By: Eric Vall
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Creation Mage
- War Mage Academy, Book 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Marissa Parness, Alex Perone
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
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The last thing I expected was to gain the spells of the woman in my bed. Hell, I didn't even know magic existed until I'd cast a spell that morning. Then a beautiful teacher from a magical academy told me I could become the universe's most powerful mage. To get there, I need to become stronger. I need to ace all my examinations. And, most of all, I need to master the most potent spells. But I have to start somewhere.
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Exceptional narration. Disappointing writing.
- By Dearik on 04-29-21
By: Dante King
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Monster Girl Farm
- A Farm LitRPG Story
- By: Simon Archer
- Narrated by: Melissa Moran
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
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When Jerry follows the trail of his missing uncle, he discovers a mysterious monster-girl and an equally mysterious region called Delom where everything works like a video game. But there isn't time to gawk, because Jerry's inherited his uncle's farm, once the most famous animal breeder in Delom, and everything is falling apart. The animals are low level, there's not enough food to keep their health up, and a greedy developer wants to put Jerry and the farm out of business.
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Not what I expected and not in a good way
- By Eric on 04-17-21
By: Simon Archer
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Alpha Warlock Academy
- Alpha Warlock Academy, Book 1
- By: Noah Layton
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman, Matt Hicks
- Length: 11 hrs and 5 mins
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I was just a normal guy making his way in the big city—until I found myself transported to another world to train at the Alpha Warlock Academy. Not only do they want me among their ranks, but they want me to train among the most powerful of warlocks at the Academy. I've got a lot on my plate: cramming spells, training for combat, and trying not to get myself killed during my initial challenges. Fortunately, I've also got plenty of friends to help me out, including my hobgoblin neighbor and the smooth-talking genie across the hall.
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Send it
- By Gavin Markowitz on 12-06-23
By: Noah Layton
Pretty decent story. Read well by Ms Leblang as usual
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Great story!
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I was surprised when I actually liked the story.
Enough I'll download the next.
Only negative parts are the XXX scenes progressively get more and more cringy do to bad writing. But excluding that. the story is great, happy ending with enough questions left hanging to want more.
Alot better then I thought.
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Don’t judge a book by it cover
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Enjoyable
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The end is less than the best.
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Great job
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Fun little story
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Really good
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So, I have been taking notes in a journal of Simon Archer and other authors.
The MC’s power wasn’t over the top, and his use of it had me thinking of Luke Skywalker in the Last Jedi, the struggle of achieving the use of said power and its selfless use. Few books have brought tears to my eyes, and Simon Archer had succeeded.
The only critique I have is for the title, it feels like click bait, even if the title mostly represents the harem the MC suddenly has, but the MC wasn’t sadistic, which was a wonderful refresher.
After owning and listening to over 20 Simon Archer books, I am beginning to see a multiverse where all his characters exist in one place.
Mr. Archer, your fans would love to see more crossovers, like brining Dantum from I’m The Bad Guy over to war with your other super hero stories.
What If Dantum joined Forger of Worlds as the next villain, but he has become an A.I., capable of multiple harassments before his final destruction!
I want to read about a Simon Archer Multiverse amongst all his written works. Maybe a team up with other authors to share characters.
Elegant Love Story From a Single’s Perspective
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