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True Confessions from the Gutter of Football
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Jeffrey Kafer
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Johnny Anonymous
About this listen
A current pro player takes fans on a pseudonymous trip through one of the most infamous years of football - the very long, sometimes funny, often controversial 2013-2014 season - sharing raucous, behind-the-scenes, on-the-field, and in-the-locker-room truth about life in the National Football League.
"Well, to hell with being safe. I'm going to be honest."
Johnny Anonymous' life goal was to be nothing greater or less than the Best NFL Back-Up of All Time™. For two years, he was content earning hundreds of thousands of dollars to stand on the sidelines doing absolutely nothing. But early in his third year, a starting lineman is injured, and he suddenly finds himself on the field.
For most players, this moment is a dream come true. But not so for our author, one of the incredibly rare birds in football who reach the highest echelons, but who actually hate America's favorite game. That's right. Johnny Anonymous hates football. He hates what it does to his body, his brain, his life. Luckily, he can see the humor in his own situation, but also in the machinations of the NFL.
Part truth-telling narrative, part whip-smart commentary that only a true insider could bring, part hilarious, NFL Confidential gives football fans a look at a world most would give anything to see, and gives non-fans a wild ride through the strange, and sometimes disturbing customs and realities of football today. Here is a truly unaffiliated look at the nation's biggest, most lucrative pastime over the course of one of its most transformative seasons.
From hard-to-stomach diets, showdowns in the weight room, shenanigans in the locker room, the looming dread of being cut from the team, the racial issues that still exist in modern-day football, the rock-star lifestyle that players find themselves able to afford and sometimes enjoy a little too much, the notion of being lauded in a league plagued by controversy, and the sharp contrast between the love/hate of the game and the reality of the job, Johnny reveals a never-before-seen side of the NFL.
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I was addicted to the story though, and found myself really pulling for the characters.
Definitely worth a listen especially if you like football.
Really good....not great
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There isn't anything overly surprising or revelatory here. There was some discussion about the concerns of concussions, but no details on how the concussion protocols are really happening. There was a little bit about pain killer usage, but not enough to be surprising or shocking. This is why I deducted a star. With a name like NFL Confidential, I was expecting to hear more of the NFL secrets, and why I dedicated a whole paragraph of this review detailing that those secrets are not here. Given the anonymous nature of the book, I think it would have been more hard hitting of some the NFL's dirty secrets were actually revealed. Maybe now that the player that is suspected to have written the book has retired, a follow-up could go down that road.
Good story, but no dark secrets of the NFL here
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How the book was written in real story telling way
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Beware of Language!
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Really fucking good.
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I would definitely listen to another book recorded by Jeffrey Kafer.
Johnny Anonymous? I'm not sure.
Would you recommend NFL Confidential to your friends? Why or why not?
What kept me interested in this book was the "who-dun-it" adventure, trying to listen for clues that I could use to try to uncover the identity of Johnny Anonymous. Johnny himself was pretty whiney -- oh, boohoo, you make a minimum of $450k a year and life is so hard. The story was redeemed in the end when he seemed to come to an understanding of how different his life could be.
If this book were a movie would you go see it?
Probably not.
Interesting as a who-dun-it
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A bit dark
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Would you consider the audio edition of NFL Confidential to be better than the print version?
Not sure. I enjoyed listening to this reader and the story was well told.What was one of the most memorable moments of NFL Confidential?
The constant ups and downs of dealing with a high level position such as the NFL. Hard to imagine.What about Jeffrey Kafer’s performance did you like?
His voice was pleasant and did a nice job telling the author's story.Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I was really shocked in all honesty. Everyone thinks how great it must be to play in the NFL and it's not really that way. I truly enjoyed his story and would love to know which player in real life he is....Great Book, Easy listening.
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For any die-hard football fan
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