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Naomi and Ely are best friends. Naomi loves and is in love with Ely, and Ely loves Naomi, but prefers to be in love with boys. So they create their "No Kiss List" of people neither of them is allowed to kiss. And this works fine - until Bruce.
Bruce is Naomi's boyfriend, so there's no reason to put him on the List. But Ely kissed Bruce even though he is boring. The result: a rift of universal proportions and the potential end of "Naomi and Ely: the institution." Can these best friends come back together again?
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- Doha
- 03-09-16
See The Bigger Picture
it's one of those books that you have to see past the plot to appreciate it better .. because as a story I found it to be somewhat lacking .. but the idea was nice enough .. the narrators were nice but could've been improved
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- Justy
- 08-25-18
Great book
I love the cast for this book, they really brought it to life for me. This is my second listen and it feels as fresh and relevant to today's issues as it did the first time. Naomi and Ely are at different points in their understanding of life, the actions of the other characters help them find themselves and each other in the end. Loved this book.
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