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Stacy Gonzalez
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Bridget Shanahan
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Fun facts about Florida's Knabb College: The president is doing 'shrooms, a VP is embezzling to buy Disney collectibles, and gators are eating the occasional donor.
Claire Murray hides out in the left-brain comfort zone of the library, denying the gifts of a girlhood spent in a spiritualist community. When she is forced to curate a museum of random junk donated by a powerful donor and share space with a ghost who throws tantrums via a vending machine, her orderly world grows less predictable.
Falling in love nudges Claire to reclaim part of her history, find a way to help a lovelorn ghost move on, and get unstuck herself.
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- 09-22-23
Gators, Ghosts, and Good Old-Fashioned Grift
Gators, ghosts, and good old fashioned grift. “No Gifts, Please” is a rollicking fun tale that could only take place in Florida. Locals will certainly recognize the references to the landscape, weather, restaurants, and theme parks of Central Florida, while non-locals will marvel at the wonderful weirdness that is the Sunshine State. Populated with a cast of characters that includes a micro-dosing college president, a Disney-obsessed CFO, the owner of a new age spiritualist store, and an astrology You Tuber, at the center is a sweet love story filled with genuine heart. Great narration that perfectly suits the story and characters. Do yourself a favor and get a copy of “No Gifts, Please” today. Make it a gift to yourself.
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