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Jason Culp
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This New York ad agency is ruled by sex, drugs...and murder.
Everyone who knows Tim says he's a good guy. But the popular advertising exec has a problem: A lot of the people who know him are getting murdered. And by the time he figures out why, Tim won't feel so good anymore.
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- Adrienne
- 07-13-17
Ok I've read better
I just hated the fact that he was really guilty. I guess it was a different perspective. Getting the view of the crime from the guilty. I just think it was not worth the purchase.
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- Lauren Shannon
- 11-01-17
Definitely not the best from James Patterson
I was disappointed in this book. It felt shallow with very little character development.
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- Stephen
- 07-09-17
Are you kidding?
Don't bother starting this, as you will be disappointed when it ends. If you still choose to read it, you deserve it. I tried to warn you. That is time I will NEVER get back.
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- Pat-Pat
- 07-13-17
Big Disappointment!
Couldn't believe this was one of James Patterson's. Not worth the time. In my opinion, the narrator made it even worse.
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