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Not My Type

One Woman vs. a President

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Not My Type

By: E. Jean Carroll
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AN INSTANT INDIE, USA TODAY, AND NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER!

“The world knows that Carroll prevailed in her gazillion-dollar lawsuits against Trump for defamation and sexual abuse. But hearing her describe that courtroom battle in her own smoky, mirth-filled drawl is an experience too delicious for the printed page. Which is why you shouldn’t read Not My Type—you should listen to it.”—The Washington Post

"Delightful . . . We already know that E. Jean Carroll looked smashing when she went to court versus Donald J. Trump. But her irrepressible voice was, necessarily, repressed...Now she is saying pretty much everything."—The New York Times Book Review

"Buoyant."—The New York Times

A hilarious, hopeful, revelatory behind the scenes account of the trials that riveted the nation

You’ve heard about the tantrums, the seething, the storming out of court, yes. But what about E. Jean’s side of the story? What about the flight suits, the bottle of green Chartreuse, and the bob?

Not My Type puts you in a better seat than the jury box.

You will hear Alina Habba, Esq., “Trump’s most beautiful attorney,” asking E. Jean to “list” the people she has “slept with”—a list which turns out to be so marvelous, it is worth twice the price of this book. You will experience the fear and loathing of E. Jean’s “psychiatric evaluations,” and hear how she tries to cheer up Trump’s gloomy, $750-an-hour shrink by telling him about the strange white tablet Hunter S. Thompson gave her.

You will be in on the choosing of the “clothes for court,” and the creation of “the look”: a look that will help the jury connect the younger E. Jean who is attacked by Trump in Bergdorf’s with the older E. Jean who sits in the courtroom.

It’s all here: two dazzling trials, the full-tilt high stakes, the laugh-out-loud commentary, and the inspiring fact that a woman is never too old to get even.

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Critic reviews

"Shockingly hilarious... a thriver from a bygone era when writers knew how to really live and propel their prose with rocket fuel... Carroll has written what may be the last great work of New Journalism... employs all her wit, erudition and insight."—Ron Charles, Book Club Newsletter, Washington Post

"Fascinating on so many levels...so, so funny...such keen and hilarious observations."―Katie Couric

"Uses quick asides, charming anecdotes, goofball humor and court transcripts to detail her fight against the most powerful man in America, it feels hopeful...She’s still so wholly E. Jean. Right there, on the page. Erratic. Funny. Full of life...A field guide for fighting fascism and winning, and not just winning but triumphing and remaining wholly, exuberantly, exasperatingly human."—Lyz Lenz, MSNBC

Engaging Storytelling • Humorous Narrative • Courageous Storyteller • Personal Authenticity • Compelling Legal Details
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The most completely successful examples of bringing justice to Donald Trump came at the hands of New York lawyers, juries, and skillful judges…and a very gutsy writer who stood up for herself and the truth. We can take solace in how E. Jean Carroll and her team of gifted litigators have set the standard for bring Trump to account.

Love it: determination and brilliance combined to bring Trump to justice.

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Due to the graphic details of this story, I almost quit listening. But Ms Carroll, and her attorneys do such a masterful job, there can be no doubt she is telling the truth. Thank you Ms Carroll and the witnesses for the courage it took to see this through.

The tenacity shown by Ms Carroll can only be understood after hearing the story in her words.

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E. Jean entertain as she details for trials against Donald Trump, which she won. Now, if the convicted felon would only pay the hundred million dollars plus that he owes her.

What a hoot!

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In her own voice, her own words, her own behind the scenes account, only E Jean can lead us through a despicable crime and trial and leave us with a smile on our faces. Thanks Auntie E, it’s so good to be reminded that at least somebody has held him accountable!

Only E Jean

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This is the best true crime courtroom drama I have ever read— non-fiction OR fiction.
I cried, I laughed, I raged. I was in that magnificent courtroom.
This was a trial of one woman against one man; yet it was a trial of any woman again any man who has ever abused, assaulted or raped her.
Thank you, E. Jean Carroll

John Grisham has nothing on E.Jean Carroll

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Ohmygoodness! What a great writer! Delicious, naughty, bawdy, sophisticated, erudite and simply fun. If you want to go along for the ride of these two infamous DJT back to back trials, the second one simply because the defendant in question could not simply close his hideous pie hole and Roberta Kaplan, stellar litigation badass, knew exactly how to bench him. Once and for all. Finally he’s found liable for his mouth. And make him pay over one hundred million dollars in liars cash. Most importantly is E. Jean and her voice, her stories, her wit and depth of intelligence. Be prepared for footnotes in designer fashion, classic fiction, famous art masterpieces, and handfuls of marvelous correlates within American fiction, pop art and her long standing deep friendships within the NYC journalism scene. It was a blast to listen to. I will love you forever E. Jean. Go get em. xx

Absolute ear candy, bless you, E. Jean

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This was her story and her narration brought it to life! I laughed a lot at all her clothing lists, food etc. Quite a story and I loved it!!! thank you E Jean also for forming the Trust to help all the causes he dislikes… i will miss hearing your voice!

Narration by E Jean.

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I couldn’t stop listening. I adore E. Jean Carroll and Robbie Caplan and the entire legal team.

Mesmerizing.

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While her reading is stilted, only her voice could relay her experience so eloquently. It’s fascinating from start to the glorious epilogue!

Both horrifying & hysterical. E.Jean is brilliant.

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I really loved listening to this book, especially how E. Jean narrates, like she's just chatting with you!

Excellent!

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