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I always believed in what I could see. Sure I was raised in one of those Christian non-denominational churches by my parents and a very strict Mimi, but my beliefs were not exactly solid. That all changed when I found myself rocketing through the cosmos after hitting an ambush while on patrol in the sandbox. I landed in a magic circle made by an Archmage bent on world domination. Spoiler alert, Fantasy Hitler isn't bulletproof!
Now I'm in a foreign land full of humans, elves, dwarves, and gnomes. No electricity, no decent music, and worst of all, basic hygiene isn't a concept these backward idiots have figured out. I'm doing my best to survive and find a way home. I've got a limited supply of ammo to feed my M4, a limited amount of batteries to power nods, two frags, and one claymore.
My name is Staff Sergeant Kevin Holden, and this is my story.
Warning: Contains very offensive language and dark humor.
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For three years, Rixon Caldwell has been the most lethal gamer online. He is undefeated in international play, and his stream is viewed by millions of avid fans each and every day. When an unsigned email arrives inviting him to beta test the newest, most immersive MMO ever, Circuit World, he discounts the offer out of hand. For him, offers like this one are a daily event. He’s a brand, and charity is not his default setting. When he moves to delete the email, his laptop screen vanishes, replaced with a simple question: Do you accept our challenge?
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they should let you know....
- By Adam Dintelman on 10-07-19
By: Daniel Pierce
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Sentenced to Troll Compendium, Books 1-3
- By: S.L. Rowland
- Narrated by: Eric Jason Martin
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Chad Johnson built his following by being a troll. Online games, social media, you name it—he's there with a witty comeback. But when he goes too far during a televised stream, he's handed a punishment unlike any other. Instead of the usual ban or suspension, Chad's sentenced to thirty days of full immersion therapy in Isle of Mythos—a world of epic fantasy filled with dungeons and mythical creatures. The twist? He's forced to embody a forest troll, one of the most-despised races in Mythos.
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Kids book
- By Kindle Customer on 03-15-22
By: S.L. Rowland
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The Troll Hunter
- By: Keith C. Blackmore
- Narrated by: John Lee
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A warrior with a secret, a ruthless band of cutthroats, and a monster of ancient legend converge in this fantasy from the author of the Mountain Man series. It’s a time of war. After years of relentless battle, the tired nation of Sunja realizes its spine is close to breaking. Desperate for aid, the country’s king dispatches a company of soldiers to the north in a desperate plea for help from its neighbors.
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My opinion:Blackmore,is the best in the business!
- By eric on 07-10-19
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The Sleeping Dragon
- Guardians of the Flame, Book 1
- By: Joel Rosenberg
- Narrated by: Keith Silverstein
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It began as just another evening of fantasy gaming with James, Karl, Andrea, and the rest ready to assume their various roles as wizard, cleric, warrior, or thief. But sorcerous gamemaster Professor Deighton had something else planned for this unsuspecting group of college students. And the "game" soon became a matter of life and death as the seven adventurers found themselves transported to an alternate world and into the bodies of the actual characters they had been pretending to be....
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A Self Image Cast in Stone Could Shatter
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Worldship: Udo the Digger
- Worldship, Book 1
- By: Joshua Gayou
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
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Udo's biggest problem isn't being a digger (that's low class), or staying drunk (that's damn expensive), or avoiding the Dwergaz (they're monsters), or even pissing off the supposed Gods. It's that his reality...well, it isn't what he thought. And now, he can't even afford to drink because his so-called friend Nicz is cutting into his business, digging up tin, iron, and copper. So Udo forms a new plan: clay. After all, clay jars are used to store everything: meat, herbs, and, his personal favorite, ale.
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I am confused.
- By Ahkia on 06-02-20
By: Joshua Gayou
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The Mayor of Noobtown
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After dying and being reborn into a world that's built like a video game, Jim has found himself stuck in a very old-world style new-player zone for low-level adventurers. Unfortunately, the zone fell out of use centuries ago, and no one told the monsters they were supposed to take it easy on the Noobs. Even worse, the only new player around is Jim. Jim has been given an opportunity, and he'll do his best to take advantage of it.
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Like the land but actually finishes story lines.
- By Kaz on 09-03-19
By: Ryan Rimmel
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Proxima Legends, Vol 1
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- By: Harmon Cooper
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After the death of his best friend, Ryuk logs into the online fantasy world of Tritania in hopes of seeing her again. Joined by a cantankerous goblin, a famous Swedish gamer, and a dragon, his guild sets out on an epic quest to find Tamana. Despite pressures from the real world and a mysterious faction known as the Shinigami, Ryuk uncovers a mind-blowing secret....
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Can't Stand The FICKING Swearing
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By: Harmon Cooper
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Mortality Bites: Publisher's Pack
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- Narrated by: Candace Thaxton
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Katrina Darling’s only real friend has been murdered. And not just murdered - ritually sacrificed by a serial killer. Kat is sure more death will follow. She should know...she used to be the monster plunging the blade in. Trouble is, after 300 years of being a vampire, Kat has forgotten what it means to be human. One thing she does remember is that friends matter. Now she's determined to find whoever - or whatever - killed her friend before more victims surface. But just as the hunt begins, a mysterious young man discovers exactly what she was.
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Ugh
- By MsNing on 05-12-22
By: Ramy Vance
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Stolen Lives
- Underhill Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Keith Ahrens
- Narrated by: Angelo Di Loreto
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When Caleb reported for his normal shift, he never expected to go from the front seat of his ambulance to a bloody battlefield in a medieval Fey Realm. Kidnapped and beaten unconscious, he wakes up with a concussion and a fresh tattoo. While this might not be totally unusual for him, having the tattoo project the image of his stats and equipment like an old school tabletop RPG kind of is.
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First-Rate, First-Responder LitRPG
- By Phillip on 09-17-20
By: Keith Ahrens
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The Lost War
- The Eidyn Saga, Book 1
- By: Justin Lee Anderson
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Length: 20 hrs and 4 mins
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With a ragged peace in place, demons burn farmlands, violent Reivers roam the wilds and plague has spread beyond the Black Meadows. The country is on its knees. In a society that fears and shuns him, Aranok is the first magically-skilled draoidh to be named King's Envoy. Now, charged with restoring an exiled foreign queen to her throne, he leads a group of strangers across the ravaged country. But at every step, a new mystery complicates their mission.
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Holy Cow!
- By Lisa M. Perkey on 05-11-20
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Stalking the Beast
- By: Howard Andrew Jones
- Narrated by: Dina Pearlman
- Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
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When a mysterious monster carves a path of destruction across the southern River Kingdoms, desperate townsfolk look to the famed elven ranger Elyana and her half-orc companion Drelm for salvation. For Drelm, however, the mission is about more than simple justice - it's about protecting the frontier town he's adopted as his home, and the woman he plans to marry.
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Amazing
- By Aaron on 04-10-20
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- Anonymous User
- 03-12-22
Great book
Has a realistic tactical approach. The author knows that he’s talking about and it’s an awesome book.
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- Geoffrey M. Coburn
- 10-14-23
Turned into a great listen…
I did not know what to expect after reviewing the synopsis. Then when the book began I found the voice annoying and was not sure I was going to be able to get through it, I’m glad I did not give up on it.
I thoroughly enjoyed the story and the narration was great. I immediately purchased book 2 and now can’t wait for book 3.
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-27-22
Criticisms from other reviews valid, but I liked it anyway
I probably shouldn’t have liked this book. I almost returned it in the beginning, actually. It becomes so ridiculous, so early, that I thought I couldn’t make it. Realism is not something I care about. At all. But this one you REALLY have to suspend disbelief. A few minutes in it was “HUH?!” “You MUST be joking.” Surely this is a dream or acid trip or head injury or something. Some things are so bizarre it’s hard to follow, you find yourself thinking, “wait, what?!” Rewinding to make sure you heard right. Very Alice in Wonderland-y.
And yes, the protagonist is overly snarky, to the point of eye rolling.
And the narrator does do the basic “narration voice” in a tone that is haughty and flippant and utter-jack-ass-sounding
(BUT, he is also very good at varying pitch and cadence, distinguishing voices , that overall it makes for an interesting and varied listening experience. He’s one of the few that varies voices well enough to distinguish who’s talking without being told. )
But despite all that there was something endearing about it that captured me and kept binge listening and wanting to know what happened, rooting for the characters. I also like that for the most part he didn’t behave stupidly. He saw “ploys” happening as they were revealed, he displayed awareness and forethought. Didn’t allow himself to be separated from his weapon and gear. EVER. There were NOT times when I kept rolling my eyes thinking, you dumbass, wake up! Or NO NO NO don’t DO that, how could you be so stupid. Mostly it was “AH! Good for you! That’s my dude!”
Idiocy was not a plot-point.
I’ve never been in the military, but if I had to venture a guess there was a fair bit of inside knowledge and jokes that other military would appreciate.
If you tend to like this kind of genre / hero military book— as long as you like fantasy I would recommend giving it a try. Don’t let the reviews deter you on the details. You may find yourself liking it “against your will”.
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- Evodio
- 04-26-22
Made for the servicemember
This book was made for the disgruntled service member that is stuck in the field on sentry duty.
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- Triplett
- 05-07-22
this was a fun story.
seriously, this was a fun story. I like the writing style and I can't wait to read the next book
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- Chrystal Newman
- 11-07-21
Perfect
This is one of the best books i have listed to, perfection on everything. Good job.
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- John Prangenberg
- 11-28-23
A completely new twist to facts and fantasy
A 11B grunt transported to a world of magic and mystery was a refreshing new way of looking at two different worlds. I liked the fact the author used German to make up names for his characters.
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- Windy
- 07-08-21
What a great story
I love fantasy and military sci fi. This book is mostly fantasy and is a great fish out of water story. For years I've played dnd and other rpg games and have wandered what would happen if I could have modern equipment to fight some of the monsters. Well this book answers that pretty well. I also love the world it is set in. There is conflict between nations, politics and monsters. This book has it all. I can not recommend it enough.
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-26-22
OH SOOO Freaking Good!!!!
Army of the Dead meets Blackhawk Down. I was amazed at how much I liked this book. Make sure to make it through the glossary at the end, they are funny and informative for people who've not served in the US military.
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- Cody James Lee
- 02-25-22
If you get it you get it
I personally didn’t serve but am a big supporter of the post 9/11 veteran community. And have picked up on a lot of the jargon/slang and trash talk So I loved every second of this book, it was like listening to a mishmash of letterkenney, LotR and Black Rifle Coffee Company videos. Author left it on a pretty good Cliff hanger and I’m looking forward to more.
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