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Rob Vlock
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Rob Vlock
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A laugh-out-loud novel for anyone who’s ever sat in a cubicle, attended a business meeting, or done something truly stupid for love.
Advertising copywriter Jay Hayes has a wonderful, smart, funny, beautiful girlfriend. He also has an incurably monstrous client who he only knows as a distorted voice at the other end of a black, plastic speakerphone. The problem is, they happen to be the same woman. To make matters worse, three months into their relationship, she still thinks he’s a guy named Karl. Throw in a tyrannical boss with near-homicidal tendencies and a fashion-impaired account supervisor who’s bent on destroying Jay’s career, and his life is about to get, well, complicated.
Off Strategy presents a humorous take on romance, ambition, and office politics as it follows Jay Hayes’ struggle to save his relationship with the woman he loves—and save his career while he’s at it. Off Strategy is a novel for anyone who’s ever sat in a cubicle, attended a business meeting, or done something truly stupid for love.
Written by Rob Vlock. Performed by the author. Directed by Chris Ciulla.
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