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In Persephone Rose's masterful retelling of a classic Arthurian legend, Arty (a 35-year-old drug addict) sets out on a mission to find a job or risk getting kicked out of his stepfather's house.
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Lt. Joe Gunther of the Brattleboro, Vermont, police force has a serious problem: in a community where a decade could pass without a single murder, the body count is suddenly mounting. Innocent citizens are being killed - and others set up - seemingly orchestrated by a mysterious ski-masked man. Signs suggest that a three-year-old murder trial might lie at the heart of things, but it's a case that many in the department would prefer remained closed. A man of quiet integrity, Lt. Gunther knows that he must pursue the case to its conclusion, wherever it leads.
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don't be offended by the characters language
- By Tony B on 12-23-20
By: Archer Mayor
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Deal Breaker
- The First Myron Bolitar Novel
- By: Harlan Coben
- Narrated by: Jonathan Marosz
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
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Sports agent Myron Bolitar is poised on the edge of the big-time. So is Christian Steele, a rookie quarterback and Myron's prized client. But when Christian gets a phone call from a former girlfriend, a woman who everyone, including the police, believes is dead, the deal starts to go sour. Suddenly Myron is plunged into a baffling mystery of sex and blackmail.
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Deal Breaker
- By Lisa on 07-02-08
By: Harlan Coben
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A Little Night Magic
- By: Lucy March
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 8 hrs and 4 mins
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Olivia Kiskey needs a change. She’s been working at the same Nodaway Falls, New York, waffle house since she was a teenager; not a lot of upward mobility there. She’s been in love with Tobias, the cook, for the last four years; he's never made a move. Intent on shaking things up, Olivia puts her house on the market, buys a one-way ticket to Europe, and announces her plans to her friends - but then she meets Davina Granville, a strange and mystical Southern woman....
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I really hope this turns into a series...
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By: Lucy March
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We'll Fly Away
- By: Bryan Bliss
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Best friends since childhood, Luke and Toby have dreamed of one thing: getting out of their dead-end town. Soon they finally will, riding the tails of Luke's wrestling scholarship, never looking back. If they don't drift apart first. If Toby's abusive dad, or Luke's unreliable mom, or anything else their complicated lives throw at them doesn't get in the way. In a format that alternates between Luke's letters to Toby from death row and the events of their senior year, Bryan Bliss expertly unfolds the circumstances that led to Luke's incarceration.
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Great Story Except....
- By Willizz on 05-18-18
By: Bryan Bliss
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The Real Animal House
- By: Chris Miller
- Narrated by: Todd McLaren
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Animal House, the film adaptation of stories Chris Miller published in National Lampoon about his experiences at a Dartmouth fraternity, is among the most beloved and successful comedies of all time. In fact, its portrayal of college party life is still imitated on campuses across the country: toga party, anyone? Now Chris Miller can finally answer the fans who all want to know one thing: was it really like that? The answer: yes, but much, much more out of control!
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This book makes the movie look tame.
- By Arthur on 08-31-12
By: Chris Miller
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Five
- A Mister Standalone, Book 0.5
- By: JA Huss
- Narrated by: Anna Riordan, Teddy Hamilton
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Five Aston has known Rory Shrike for as long as he can remember. He played with her in the sandbox. He went to every damn horse show just to be supportive. He helped her with her French, walked her home from school, and faked his test scores just to stay with her a little longer and not be sent off to college early. But eventually he had to move on. And so did she. Never has a second chance meant so much to a boy who loves a girl.
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✫✫ 5 Stars ✫✫
- By 🎧 Cyndi Marie 🎧 on 02-02-18
By: JA Huss
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Diamond Life
- By: Aliya King
- Narrated by: Patricia R. Floyd
- Length: 14 hrs and 23 mins
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A New York Times best-selling author and award-winning journalist with publishing credits in Essence and Vibe, Aliya S. King uses her experience covering celebrity culture to create juicy tales of sex, ambition, and betrayal. In Diamond Life, Alex Maxwell’s rapper husband, Birdie, sees his album go multiplatinum - but life in the spotlight might be too much for his marriage to withstand.
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Not impressed
- By Dream on 06-27-12
By: Aliya King
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Honor
- By: J.L. Drake
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Grace Grant
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
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Bullets fly during a dangerous mission, and Major Mark Lopez is critically injured. A Blackstone soldier, Mark is transferred to the North Dakota hospital, where he meets a pretty nurse, Mia. After Mark recovers from surgery, he is discharged from the hospital with orders to rest; not that he does. But when he returns to the hospital again and again with minor - and not-so-minor - injuries, Mia suspects he’s only coming to see her. When someone from Mark’s past comes to him for help, more blood is shed, and Mark must put his life on the line to keep Mia safe.
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Meh...
- By RN Analyst on 03-02-19
By: J.L. Drake
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Cash City
- By: Jonathan Fredrick
- Narrated by: Ari Fliakos
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
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It is an obsession that has haunted Nick Malick for seven years - to avenge the murder of his young son. In his gut Malick knows who did it. But the psychopath is in prison for another crime, scheduled to be released in a year. All Malick has to do is wait...and survive.
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Great New Series
- By Lia on 08-21-17
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The End of the Road
- By: Craig DiLouie
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 1 hr and 1 min
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When five college friends cross America in a minivan to find themselves, they chance upon a road that isn’t on any map. They can’t resist exploring it. The van breaks down. They find a town, a massive trailer park steeped in squalor. The town isn’t on any map either. They find people in town. They’ll wish they hadn’t. The only sanctuary is the Big House - a giant mansion at the center of town that appears to be abandoned, only all the lights come on at night. Inside the Big House is the secret of the town. Inside, they’ll finally find themselves. They won’t like what they find.
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If you like dumb Horror movies, then you’ll like this
- By Homeschooler on 10-31-20
By: Craig DiLouie
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- Kimberly Smith
- 09-05-17
Short and funny
I enjoyed this short, modern day take on Excalibur. It's quite humorous and narration is great. I just wish it had been longer and didn't end in a cliffhanger!!! Next one please!!! I hope I don't have to wait too long to find out what happens next!
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- Nicole B.
- 10-04-17
A druggy, stripper, and a glock
This audio made me laugh out loud. It reminded me of when you ask your older brother to tell you a story and he can’t remember the classic fairytales so he makes up his own. You look at him at first like what the hell and then as he gets so involved in the tale you can’t help but smile, laugh along, but more importantly, get lost in the story. The narrator did such a fabulous job of making me believe that it turned from a hilarious retelling into a fantasy world that I wanted to know more about. I will definitely listen to the next audio in the series.
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- Maria
- 09-07-17
LMFAO WOW, that was unique
Bahahaha, very short by my lawd so very entertaining.
If you're after something quick and funny I certainly recommend this audiobook.
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- Anonymous User
- 12-09-19
Whats your pimp name? (good review)
Compliment sandwich.
The fast pacing with the absurdist style of humor goes very well together!
That same fast pace is also the Achilles heel of the listen making some scene transitions a little akward.
This actually made me laugh out loud which is rare for me to do whilst by myself.
Definitely worth buying for the price, would reccomend.
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- Kassandra Cherry
- 05-15-19
Arthurian satire at its best
Pimpmaster Arturius is a wonderful satire on fantasy and Arthurian legend, exploring the effects of addiction on a man going through a mid-life crisis. To be honest, I wasn't sure what to make of it going in, but once I realized the themes and how they were being implemented I was hooked. As the book is entirely from Arty's perspective, as a reader you can never be sure what is real, and what is a drug-induced hallucination. The narrator speaks with conviction, and has a wealth of individual character voices, so you are never at a loss as to who is speaking when.
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- willee
- 09-03-17
Fun Listen
Loved the characters of Arty and Cassin (drug addict brothers) and Lady Lancenslot. The brothers get arrested from drug bust. Arty meets Murray and tells him his real father was a pimp. They meet Lady Lance at stripper club and she needs a pimp. Arty finds info on the internet of glock in a rock in forest and him and Cassin go there. Murray and Lady Lance are there and Arty removes the glock from the rock becoming Pimpmaster Arturius. Then Sheriff Fisher arrives and shoots Lady Lance then end abruptly. My complaint was to short and ended abruptly and have to wait for next in series. Funny with sexual undertones spinoff of William Shakespeare. Narration was good and recommend if need a short funny listen and need the next ASAP. I was given this free review copy audiobook by author/narrator and have voluntarily left this review. THANK YOU!
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- dodgelady90
- 09-27-17
Not sure what to say.
I am not sure what to say. this is so not my kind of story at all.
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- E. Lewy
- 09-30-17
A Modernization, "adult humor"
I received this book and the followups 1-3 from the author in exchange for a fair review. I should have paid more attention to the title, as I was reading these as an Arthurian legend geek and honestly didn't notice the titles until after I had the books in hand. These are short chapters or episodes spread into a series of 19-minute segments. I found some of it to be tasteless, and I thought the narration was the best part. I originally wanted to rate the narration more highly, as I do believe that for an author reading and writing their own work that the narration is pretty okay. But the content leaves me wanting a novelization for adults, not just with "adult humor" or "adult content" as the euphamisms go. But again, I am not really the audience for these books as I am much more invested in Arthurian myth than most comedy or exploitative "comedy."
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- Kenna
- 10-15-17
Urban King Arthur
It was amusing ... extremely warped, very bizarre
I received this book for free in exchange for an honest review..
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