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After getting tangled up in Carnage business, it isn’t long before I'm tangled up in their sheets. They see is my blonde hair and sweet smile, and they want to dirty me up a little. I'm a splash of pink within the leather-clad army, standing out like a tampon in a condom factory. But it’s not my fault they underestimated me. I might like girly things, but I’m much more likely to spray you with bullets then sprinkle you with glitter. I could just tell them they have me labeled all wrong...but where’s the fun in that?
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Great book!
- By desi on 08-21-21
By: Candice Wright
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Seduction and Snacks
- By: Tara Sivec
- Narrated by: Romy Nordlinger
- Length: 10 hrs
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Claire is a 20-something, single mom who grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life. When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time. With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim-to-none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.
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3 1/2 stars
- By Vinity on 08-01-13
By: Tara Sivec
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Pandemonium
- By: Bella Jewel
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam, Carly Robins
- Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins
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I am the good girl, the one who does no wrong. Daughter of a ferocious and strong MC president, I know what protection feels like. Until one night changes everything - and not a single person in the world can protect me from it, not even my dad. Suffocating. Alone. Desperate. I let my problems live deep inside until there is no longer anywhere to run. I need an escape. Anything to make the pain go away. Trouble comes for me, and I don't fight it. I tried so hard to believe in what I was, but nobody understood.
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MISERY LOVES COMPANY!
- By Cheri on 02-04-17
By: Bella Jewel
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Love and Lists
- By: Tara Sivec
- Narrated by: James Fouhey, C.J. Bloom
- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
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Twenty-five-year-old Gavin Ellis has always had the love and support of his family ever since he was a little boy and couldn't stop talking about his penis. He's also always had their unsolicited advice and uncanny knack of embarrassing him at all costs. Now that he's an adult and trying to convince the love of his life to love him back, things haven't changed very much from when he was younger. When Gavin's best friend, Tyler, suggests he make a to-do list of items that will ensure he wins the girl, Gavin is 100 percent on board: after a few six packs.
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WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS IN PUBLIC.
- By Ulyana on 12-25-15
By: Tara Sivec
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Ruin
- By: Samantha Towle
- Narrated by: Lee Samuels, Summer Morton
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
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And the new heavyweight champion of the world is.... Those are the words that Zeus Kincaid has been waiting to hear since he first put on a pair of boxing gloves. He just didn’t think they would come with a tragedy that would change how he viewed the sport forever. Cameron Reed was in her second year at Juilliard when her childhood sweetheart, Zeus Kincaid, walked away from her. A few months later, Cam realized that she would never fulfill her dream of dancing for the New York City Ballet.
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Bad female audio recording and where's Lee Samuels
- By Sunshine on 05-31-18
By: Samantha Towle
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My Blood Approves
- My Blood Approves, Book 1
- By: Amanda Hocking
- Narrated by: Hannah Friedman
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
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Seventeen-year-old Alice Bonham's life feels out of control after she meets Jack. With his fondness for pink Chuck Taylors and New Wave hits aside, Jack's unlike anyone she's ever met. Then she meets his brother, Peter. His eyes pierce through her, and she can barely breathe when he's around. Even though he can't stand the sight of her, she's drawn to him. But falling for two very different guys isn't even the worst of her problems. Jack and Peter are vampires, and Alice finds herself caught between love and her own blood....
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GOOD BOOK
- By Stephanie on 05-08-12
By: Amanda Hocking
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In Her Words
- By: Jaxson Kidman, London Casey
- Narrated by: Aiden Snow, Savannah Richards
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
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I always remember Scarlett as the one-night-stand who got away from me. I fell in love; she took off. It feels like a lifetime ago now, though. I traded in my guitar for a needle, working at St. Skin, bringing other people's stories to life through tattoos. Though I still think about her, I know I'll never see her again. But I never knew that after she left our one night, she left pregnant.
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He said, she said, they said, .................
- By L V Red on 09-25-18
By: Jaxson Kidman, and others
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The Secret Life of Souls
- By: Jack Ketchum, Lucky McKee
- Narrated by: Casey Turner
- Length: 7 hrs and 7 mins
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At the heart of this psychological suspense novel is the haunting depiction of a family's fall and the extraordinary gifted dog, Caity, who knows the truth. As the drama unfolds, Caity evolves from protector to savior, from scapegoat to prop, and eventually from avenger to survivor. She is an unselfish soul in a selfish world - and she is written with depth and grace by authors Ketchum and Mckee, who display a profound understanding of a dog's complex emotions.
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Karma's a Bitch
- By DobieChuck on 12-05-16
By: Jack Ketchum, and others
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Girth
- By: Savannah Rylan
- Narrated by: Mason Lloyd, Tatiana Sokolov
- Length: 4 hrs and 14 mins
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They call me Girth for a reason. I’m a damn giant. The muscle in the MC. It’s why I get sent out on loan when some of our brothers down South need some help. And by help, I mean crush some guys' skulls. That’s what the Marked Skulls are good at. Name fits, right? But when I get there, I’m tasked with protecting the President’s daughter, Lila. She’s petite and gorgeous, and all I can do is look. The Pres made it clear; I can’t touch. What he doesn’t know won’t hurt him, right? Until he finds out.
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EROTICA NOTHING ELSE
- By A User on 06-23-18
By: Savannah Rylan
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Yesterday's Gone: Season One
- By: Sean Platt, David Wright
- Narrated by: Chris Patton, Brian Holsopple, Ray Chase, and others
- Length: 15 hrs and 43 mins
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Can humanity Survive what it never saw coming? On October 15 at 2:15 a.ms Earth vanished. A scattered few woke alone in a world with no rules, other than survival at any cost. A journalist wanders the wretched reality of an empty New York, searching for his wife and son. A serial killer must hunt in a land where prey is now an endangered species. A mother shields her young daughter from danger through every terror-filled breath.
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Idk how it got such rave reviews!? horrible!!
- By Kate+4 on 05-26-18
By: Sean Platt, and others
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We Told Six Lies
- By: Victoria Scott
- Narrated by: Nick Mondelli
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
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Remember how many lies we told, Molly? It’s enough to make my head spin. You were wild when I met you, and I was mad for you. But then something happened. And now you’re gone. But don’t worry. I’ll find you. I just need to sift through the story of us to get to where you might be. I’ve got places to look and a list of names. The police have a list of names, too. See now? There’s another lie. There is only one person they’re really looking at, Molly. And that’s yours truly.
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great book from audible
- By Paula on 10-16-20
By: Victoria Scott
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- Nicole B.
- 10-04-17
Talking dogs, pimp slapping, & so much more
Another great installment of what I am now calling the Merlin addiction. My name is Nicole and I have a Merlin addiction. I love these funny adaptations so much because the narrator is so passionate I can’t help but get sucked in. If you’re looking for a quick lift to your day, something to put a smile on your face in a short amount of time, you need to start this series.
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- Maria
- 10-06-17
Super short but my gawd so very entertaining
OK, if you haven’t liked the previously ones you won’t enjoy this one either.
As for me I freaking love them, I find them so very entertaining. Sure some parts can be a little crass but I think that’s why I enjoy them so much..LOL
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- Kassandra Cherry
- 05-15-19
Reality Hits Hard
The end of this book is a little hard to listen to, but you knew it was coming, as a culmination of the story and its themes to this point. Real life catches up to Arty, and he's going to have to face the music for a lot of his decisions come the next book in the series. I'm still in love with the implementation of its Arthurian elements. The sword/glock in the rock might have been easier for people unfamiliar with the legend to catch, but see just which characters you can find that parallel here. If you've been paying attention, you can see tragedy written on the walls of this comedy.
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- E. Lewy
- 09-30-17
The last chapter so far.
I received episodes 1-3 in exchange for fair reviews. The author told me additional episodes are in the works. I really wanted these to be a retelling for adults rather than a adult humor with a thin veneer of being based on this material. It is really not, but it's a set of comparisons used for comedic effect.
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- Kenna
- 10-15-17
Urban King Arthur - Part 3
talking dogs ... still twisted, still W.T.F.
I received this book for free in exchange for an honest review
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- dodgelady90
- 09-27-17
well...
Out of all 3 this one was a bit better. Did I like it? Nope. still not my kind of story line.
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