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Narrated by:
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Johnny Heller
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P. J. Ochlan
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By:
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Aaron Blabey
About this listen
Find out what piranhas eat - and don't eat! - in this irresistibly funny book from Aaron Blabey, the best-selling creator of Pig the Pug!
Everyone knows that piranhas don't eat bananas - except for Brian. This little fish loves to munch not only on bananas, but on fruit of all kinds! Brian's piranha friends think he's crazy. Piranhas don't eat bananas - their sharp teeth are for eating meat! And there's a scrumptious pair of feet dangling in the water nearby....
Rich with author Aaron Blabey's hysterical text, Piranhas Don't Eat Bananas is a hilarious story about trying new things - no matter how strange they seem!
©2015 by Aaron Blabey (P)2019 Scholastic Inc.Listeners also enjoyed...
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