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The Book with No Pictures

By: B. J. Novak
Narrated by: B. J. Novak, Busy Philipps
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This innovative and wildly funny read-aloud by award-winning humorist/actor B.J. Novak will turn any listener into a comedian.

You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here's how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say….

BLORK. Or BLUURF.

Even if the words are a preposterous song about eating ants for breakfast, or just a list of astonishingly goofy sounds like BLAGGITY BLAGGITY and GLIBBITY GLOBBITY.

Cleverly irreverent and irresistibly silly, The Book with No Pictures is one that kids will beg to hear again and again. (And parents will be happy to oblige.)

©2014 B.J. Novak (P)2014 Penguin Audio
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"Conceptually radical...making the refreshing and contrarian case that words alone have sensory and imaginative vibrancy to spare." (Mark Levine, The New York Times Book Review)

"This book may not have pictures, but it's sure to inspire lots of conversations - and laughs.... A riotously fresh take on breaking the fourth wall." (Kirkus, starred review)

"This book is sure to be a crowd-pleaser, and it’s perfect for one-on-one sharing with a parent or caregiver. Expect requests for repeated readings." (School Library Journal)

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One of my favorite books, read by the author

I love that they offer both a male and female narration. This is one of my absolute favorite children’s stories. It is so much fun. It contains a lot of nonsense words, so I liked the chance to listen to the Audible version to see how Novak pronounces everything. He does a great narration job. It is a simple read-along performance.

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Hilarious, and TWO great performances!

Just about every kid is going to love this funny book...and so will adults! Great buy!

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Best audiobook for kids ever! Hilarious!!! 😂

We just finished listening to it for the first time with my daughter (5.5yo) and son (3.5yo), and we just couldn’t stop laughing! 😂😂😂

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This audiobook is simply easy and informative.

This audiobook is simply easy and informative.This audiobook is simply easy and informative.This audiobook is simply easy and informative.

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My kid is in STICHES!

What made the experience of listening to The Book with No Pictures the most enjoyable?

It is just hysterical. and it was made to read aloud!

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My child is laughing a lot~~~

Which character – as performed by B. J. Novak and Busy Phillips – was your favorite?

They are both great, its nice to have the different interpretations. just be aware.... you're going to have to listen to the book twice!

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I haven't seen my child laugh that authentically in awhile. Thank you.

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Kids love this book

Kids love this book so got it on audible. They like the book better than this audible. Was hoping they would like it more but they listened once and that was enough for them. They would rather get out the hardback and read it.

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Funniest kids book ever!

If you can read with voices and emotion, if you can make letters on the page turn into silly sounds, if you love to make your kid squirm in anticipation and giggle, this is the book for you! The book MUST be read exactly as written. Those are the rules. Who needs pictures, when the person reading the book HAS to say they are a monkey and they MUST read with a monkey voice? Pictures are irrelevant when the person reading says "BA-DOOOOONGY FACE!" Go forth, and make your favorite child laugh out loud.

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Kids Book

I didn't know this was a kids book when I bought it haha, seems like a good one though.

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Hilarious!!!!

This had my whole family (4 years to 60 years) laughing out loud! Great audio and great book! Love it!!!

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Kids love it!

My 5 year old grandaughter just told me about this book.I purchased the audiobook and we stll laughing

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