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- Anonymous User
- 07-28-19
Skipped The End
I loved the book until they skipped the actual end. There's about another 10 pages in the physical book with one of my favorite jokes in the book. Otherwise it was really good.
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- Henry Reimert
- 05-18-23
Short and humorous look at the philosophies
A lighthearted and simple view into philosophy. A good source for some corny jokes. Although most of them are old, there were a few that I’m saving.
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- Nate
- 08-16-09
Witty, entertaining and educational
You will find that the reader's comedic timing may not be perfect; the philosophical concepts snipped in brevity and perhaps a bit incomplete.. You may find some of the jokes target theism and other beliefs that if you hold too closely or restrict your views too narrowly then offense may follow. You may also find some of the jokes a bit lame regardless of target.. but that's comedy. In the end, if you are like me, you will find it entertaining, somewhat thought provoking and best served in rations of a chapter or so at a time. All in all though its a worthwhile experience unless you are callused, closed off or easily offended in which case it may be preferable to stick with the tepid waters of preacher humor for your comedy and the pablum of Strobel for your philosophy. For all others, its a fun ride.
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- Mack the spoon
- 04-19-23
You'll laugh your Sartre off
You'll laugh, You'll cry, You'll laugh and cry while you wiki search names of philosophers you never, ever heard of before and don't know how to spell. And Johnny Heller is awesome. I've decided he will be the new sound of the voice in my head. You will learn a lot and be entertained a lot. It is the only book ever that I felt both dumber and smarter for listening. Or maybe I was already dumb and smart in the first place. Or maybe I never was at all. Or maybe I can just go for a good knish. Get it, you won't regret it.
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- P. J. Zannini
- 06-18-12
Sophmoric
Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?
50/50. I liked the intro to philosophy and concepts but I just felt like the book was written by a bunch of college frat boys who associate everything with some kind of sexual reference as if it was the only thing people could relate to.
What could Thomas Cathcart and Daniel Klein have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?
Change their jokes!
Would you listen to another book narrated by Johnny Heller?
Yes.
Do you think Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?
If they were going to delve deeper into the content, sure. If not, no.
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- Kyle
- 04-22-21
Slightly interesting, and almost incredible!
Unlike many books on here. this book has earned its slightly above average rating. Bravo!
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- Beth Purkhiser
- 08-28-21
Very entertaining!
I love philosophy! This book would be enjoyable to those who wouldn't normally choose a philosophy book to read. It's a fun way to introduce yourself to philosophy...you'll likely become a fan! 😀
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- John A. Daley
- 12-04-12
surprisingly refreshing and mentally stimulating
Would you listen to Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar again? Why?
Yes I would listen to Plato and a Platypus walk into a bar again and again as the humor moves at such a fast pace that on many occaisions the message gets lost in the immediacy of the puchline.
I find that Jewish humor being so fast, requires careful listening to get the real message of Plato's reasoning.
Being a reader rather than a listener I found it difficult to listen for more than a few minutes at a time . then I would stop it and review what i had heard and more importantly what i had gained from the expwerience.
Who was your favorite character and why?
I didn't have a favourite .
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
No
Any additional comments?
This is my first Audible encounter and I am sure I will be having more on a regular basis.
It's just that I find it an entirely different medium.
Thank you.
John Arthur daley
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- S. Cremona
- 12-01-21
A Great Upbeat Read that will lift your Spirits
“Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar...” was a great upbeat, often funny read, about Philosophy. The authors present the lighter side of Philosophy throughout the ages and will brighten your day and lift your spirits when reading. The authors have crafted a great read and the narrator, Johnny Heller, did an outstanding job conveying the authors written words into verbal narrative. Experienced as an Audio book.
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- Nils J. Rasmussen
- 11-24-12
Great Content, Annoying Voice
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I've read this book before and it's been one of my favorites for a while now. Unfortunately, the audiobook didn't quite meet the high standard set by the book itself. Although the content was all there, I found it extremely hard to get past the fact that the narrator's voice is annoying as hell.
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