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Kayla Cottingham
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From the New York Times bestselling author of My Dearest Darkest comes a cozy fantasy romance about a teen witch who must complete her magical training by breaking a powerful family’s curse. But her own affliction—to never find true love—gets in the way when she falls for the girl she’s trying to save.
Magic is in Delilah Bea’s blood. Her absentee father is the world’s most famous cursebreaker, while all the women in her family are fated to never find true love. So when Delilah sets out to complete her magical Calling and gain her full powers as a witch, she has the perfect task in mind—breaking the Bea family curse.
But Delilah’s Calling is hijacked by Kieran Pelumbra, the spoiled son of the most powerful family in the country, and breaking his curse suddenly becomes her official assignment. Every generation, a pair of Pelumbra twins is doomed, with one twin draining the other of their life and magic. Kieran grows weaker while his sister, Briar, becomes…something monstrous.
As Delilah and the twins set out on their quest, they quickly realize that breaking the Pelumbra curse isn’t going to be simple. For one thing, the rest of the Pelumbra family doesn’t actually want their curse broken—and they’ve sent hunters after the trio to ensure they fail. For another, something about Briar gets under Delilah’s skin, distracting her and making her want to kiss the perpetually grumpy look off her face. But with time running out for the twins and Delilah’s own true love curse getting in the way, they may not stand a chance of finding their happily ever after.
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Luna is a powerful witch. Known for her skills and feared for her temper, she’s set to preserve her family’s legacy by becoming the head of Boston’s Witch Council—a job she does not want. Aoife is a non-magical girl. Raised under the lens of her influencer family, she’s grown up in the public eye. Now she yearns for privacy—but knows her parents won’t oblige. Just when they are at their lowest, Aoife and Luna find each other and start dating.
By: Aislinn Brophy
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We Got the Beat
- By: Jenna Miller
- Narrated by: Lindsey Dorcus
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Jordan Elliott is a fat, nerdy lesbian and the first junior to be named editor in chief of the school newspaper. Okay, that last part hasn’t happened yet, but it will. It’s positive thinking that has gotten Jordan this far. Ever since Mackenzie West, her friend-turned-enemy, humiliated her at the start of freshman year, Jordan has thrown herself into journalism and kept her eyes trained on the future.
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The friendships
- By Montaño on 08-21-24
By: Jenna Miller
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The Fiancee Farce
- A Novel
- By: Alexandria Bellefleur
- Narrated by: Lauren Sweet
- Length: 12 hrs and 39 mins
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Tansy Adams’ greatest love is her family’s bookstore, passed down from her late father. But when it comes to actual romance… Tansy can’t get past the first chapter. Tired of her stepfamily’s questions about her love life, Tansy invents Gemma, a fake girlfriend inspired by the stunning cover model on a bestselling book. They’ll never actually meet, so what’s the harm in a little fib? Yet when real-life Gemma crosses Tansy’s path, her white lie nearly implodes.
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Fun and angsty romance
- By Jamie on 04-22-23
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The Scapegracers
- Scapegracers, Book 1
- By: Hannah Abigail Clarke, Liz Gorinsky - editor
- Narrated by: Eileen Stevens
- Length: 10 hrs and 41 mins
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Skulking near the bottom of West High’s social pyramid, Sideways Pike lurks under the bleachers doing magic tricks for Coke bottles. As a witch, lesbian, and lifelong outsider, she’s had a hard time making friends. But when the three most popular girls pay her $40 to cast a spell at their Halloween party, Sideways gets swept into a new clique. The unholy trinity are dangerous angels, sugar-coated rattlesnakes, and now - unbelievably - Sideways’ best friends.
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Everything I hoped it would be
- By Marti on 09-08-21
By: Hannah Abigail Clarke, and others
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How to Succeed in Witchcraft
- By: Aislinn Brophy
- Narrated by: Tashi Thomas
- Length: 10 hrs and 44 mins
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Teen witch Shay Johnson has one thing on her mind: winning the Brockton Scholarship. It’s her ticket into the magical university of her dreams. There's just one person standing in Shay's way—her nemesis, the brilliant Ana Álvarez.
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Definitely wasn’t what I was expecting
- By Niya Wallis on 02-07-25
By: Aislinn Brophy
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Can't Spell Treason Without Tea
- Tomes & Tea, Book 1
- By: Rebecca Thorne
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
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All Reyna and Kianthe want is to open a bookshop that serves tea. Worn wooden floors, plants on every table, firelight drifting between the rafters… all complemented by love and good company. Thing is, Reyna works as one of the Queen’s private guards, and Kianthe is the most powerful mage in existence. Leaving their lives isn’t so easy. But after an assassin takes Reyna hostage, she decides she’s thoroughly done risking her life for a self-centered queen. Meanwhile, Kianthe has been waiting for a chance to flee responsibility–all the better that her girlfriend is on board.
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Bad summary
- By Dawn Marie McLeod on 06-06-24
By: Rebecca Thorne
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Improbable Magic for Cynical Witches
- By: Kate Scelsa
- Narrated by: Stacey Glemboski
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
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Seventeen-year-old Eleanor is the last person in Salem to believe in witchcraft—or to think that her life could be transformed by mysterious forces. After losing her best friend and first love, Chloe, Eleanor has spent the past year in a haze, vowing to stay away from anything resembling romance.
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Not a fantasy story...
- By Brendan horn on 08-15-23
By: Kate Scelsa
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- Zoe
- 09-11-24
AMAZING COZY SAPPHIC ROMANTASY
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.75
I really loved this book. I absolutely loved the cute and coziness of this book. Delilah is a witch but she is also cursed. She has to break another families curse. The twins, Briar and Kieran Pelumbra has a family curse that 1 twin magic weakens and 1 gets stronger and takes the other twin magic. I just absolutely loved the ending of this book. There is sapphic romance in this book and I absolutely loved it.
I absolutely loved the narrator Jess Nahikian. They were amazing and their voice was absolutely amazing and they brought these characters to life.
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- Jonathan Ribeiro
- 09-04-24
A cozy, accessible fantasy adventure
Coming off of My Dearest Darkest and This Delicious Death, I was cautiously optimistic about this one. I don't typically read fantasy, but Practical Rules didn't have a huge exposition dump, complicated magic system, or a political history trying to strike gold like GoT. Instead, it's a love story; about found family, healing from generational trauma, and of course, romantic love. In a time where books are riddled with bittersweet and dark conclusions, Practical Rules is written almost in rebellion of it, reminding it's reader that they, too, deserve a happily ever after.
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