
Promises, Promises
A Romp with Plenty of Dykes, a Unicorn, an Ogre, an Oracle, a Quest, a Princess, and True Love with a Happily Ever After
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Narrated by:
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Kitty Hendrix
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By:
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L-J Baker
About this listen
A talking pearl earring. A gleaming white unicorn. A flower from an ogre.
Sandy Blunt, a witch, has big dreams but C-average magic skills. Her only noteworthy talent is for paying extravagant compliments to women. Trouble is, when she uses that gift, she unwittingly foretells the future for a pretty princess. And, the punishment for prophesying about one of royal blood is death...
With the help of ill-assorted companions - including a self-proclaimed princess in disguise, a self-absorbed member of the royal guard, and the not-so-average girl next door - Sandy has a year and a day to travel to far-flung places, collecting the weird and magical items needed to turn her prophecies into promises and evade the executioner. Along the way, she encounters such dangerous creatures as a dragon who writes awful poetry, slovenly elves, and boarding house landladies.
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The narrator brought life to the characters, but occasionally her pacing was strange, frequently blowing through what were probably sub-chapter boundaries (abrupt scene changes or spans of elapsed time) without a pause to allow the listener to make the mental recognition of the transition.
Overall, though, I enjoyed the book and would read more by this author.
Cute story, maybe a little too self-aware.
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Funny and enjoyable
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Would you listen to Promises, Promises again? Why?
Yes. Even though I'm not a van of the performance, I thought that the story was very good with some pretty funny moments.What did you like best about this story?
The comic timing was pretty good. I got a good laugh out of every chapter.What aspect of Kitty Hendrix’s performance would you have changed?
Better voice variation.If you could take any character from Promises, Promises out to dinner, who would it be and why?
Drusilla. She was the most entertaining.Better Without The Audio
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it was ok
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Utterly hilarious and fantastic!
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Pretty good
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Hilarious and clever!
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Best thing ever!
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Would you consider the audio edition of Promises, Promises to be better than the print version?
I haven't read the print version but I would probably find that the audio edition is more entertaining if I had.What did you like best about this story?
The lighthearted way it makes fun of itself and the genre.What about Kitty Hendrix’s performance did you like?
Every character has it's own voice and characteristics. Her voice fits the book.Any additional comments?
I wish LJ Baker would write more books like this one. I have listened to it twice and enjoyed the book both times.Hilarious, fluffy fun
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Hilarious!!!!!
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