
Psychos
A White Girl Problems Book
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Tavia Gilbert
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Babe Walker
About this listen
If you’re one of the hundreds of thousands who devoured Babe Walker’s New York Times best-selling novel White Girl Problems or one of the million people who read her blog or follow her on Twitter daily, then you’ve obviously been waiting with bated breath for her hilarious follow-up novel, Psychos.
Fresh from a four-month stint in rehab for her "alleged" shopping addiction, Babe Walker returns home to Bel Air 10 pounds lighter (thanks to a stomach virus), having made amends (she told a counselor with bad skin she was smart) and confronted her past (after meeting her birth mother for the first time - a fashion model turned farmer lesbian). Although delighted to be home and determined to maintain her hard-won inner peace, Babe now faces a host of outside forces seemingly intent on derailing her path to positive change. Not only is she being trailed by an anonymous stalker, but she’s also reunited with the love of her life, a relationship that she cannot seem to stop self-sabotaging.
Babe’s newfound spirituality, coupled with her faith in the universe and its messages, leads her all over the world: Shoulder dancing in Paris, tripping out in Amsterdam, and hooking up in the Mediterranean, only to land her back in New York City, forced to choose between a man who is perfect in every way (except for one small detail) and a man who could be The One if only he didn’t drive Babe to utter insanity.
Unapologetic and uproarious, Psychos is the send-up of the season - already as timeless as vintage Dior.
©2014 Babe Walker (P)2014 Simon & SchusterListeners also enjoyed...
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- Wendy Gilbert
- 05-28-15
I Love Babe Walker
This book did not disappoint!! This a great book for a fun read. I am not sure all spoiled white rich girls could be this entertaining, Babe pulls it off.
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- K. Staples
- 05-28-14
Babe Walker is insanely funny!!!!!!
What did you love best about Psychos?
I loved that there was an unexpected twist at the end. It was just as funny, if not funnier than White Girl Problems! Babe never disappoints!!
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- Lauren
- 04-22-18
great book
Babe Walker has a great 2nd book. It kept me interested and was a quick read. the narrator was perfect for Babe and made the book very enjoyable.
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- Anna
- 03-13-15
Yes.
Hilarious. The sequel had a lot to live up to in that regard...I think it holds its own! Loved it
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- Amy Jespersen
- 05-01-15
Cute sequel
Easy light beach book; follow up to the original white girl problems book. Don't thought proving writing. It's just cute.
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- Kindle Customer
- 12-15-14
I love Babe Walker
What made the experience of listening to Psychos the most enjoyable?
The characters, the story, everything about this book made it enjoyable. I am ready for more Babe Walker books.
What did you like best about this story?
Great story for some laughs and change of pace.
What about Tavia Gilbert’s performance did you like?
She portrays the character well.
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
The funeral for Babette was hilarious.
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- Hannah S.
- 01-31-15
LOL!
What made the experience of listening to Psychos the most enjoyable?
As someone who commutes to/from work and sits in traffic, this is such an enjoyable book to listen to. I was laughing my butt off in the car as I listened to the story. What a riot!
Who was your favorite character and why?
Babe Walker, of course! She is just a funny somewhat relatable character. I mean, really, we all get our ditsy moments here and there.
What about Tavia Gilbert’s performance did you like?
I love how Tavia Gilbert really gets into her character. The fluctuation in her voice also makes the story come alive.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
It made me laugh... a lot!
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- rebecca
- 10-22-14
Love it.
Would you listen to Psychos again? Why?
Probably not, I love babe Walker but you can only take so much of her as she has a BIG personality. :)
What was one of the most memorable moments of Psychos?
The ending! I was shocked.
What does Tavia Gilbert bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Her narration is per-fect. The emphasis on syllables and her tempo reflect the emotion in Babe's words.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I laughed. A lot.
Any additional comments?
I read White Girl Problems and bought Psychos to find out, really, if she finds love. (Robert?)
It was a great continuation of WGP and I loved it.
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- Ashley
- 02-19-18
lol
Tavia Gilbert has the greatest voice for Babe Walker. This is a nice addition to White Girl Problems.
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- Amazon Customer
- 04-13-18
Fun
Fun little book to listen to. Easy listen and the narrator does a fantastic job with the characters
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