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Narrated by:
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Patricia Rodriguez
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By:
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Marc-Uwe Kling
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In the near future sci-fi world of Qualityland, algorithms help create an idyllic life for its citizens, but what if the perfect world wasn't built for you?
Welcome to QualityLand, the best country on Earth. Here, a universal ranking system determines the social advantages and career opportunities of every member of society. An automated matchmaking service knows the best partners for everyone and helps with the break up when your ideal match (frequently) changes. And the foolproof algorithms of the biggest, most successful company in the world, TheShop, know what you want before you do and conveniently deliver to your doorstep before you even order it.
In QualityCity, Peter Jobless is a machine scrapper who can't quite bring himself to destroy the imperfect machines sent his way, and has become the unwitting leader of a band of robotic misfits hidden in his home and workplace. One day, Peter receives a product from TheShop that he absolutely, positively knows he does not want, and which he decides, at great personal cost, to return. The only problem: doing so means proving the perfect algorithm of TheShop wrong, calling into question the very foundations of QualityLand itself.
Qualityland, Marc-Uwe Kling's first book to be translated into English, is a brilliantly clever, illuminating satire in the tradition of Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, and George Orwell that offers a visionary, frightening, and all-too funny glimpse at a near future we may be hurtling toward faster than it's at all comfortable to admit. So why delay any longer? TheShop already knows you're going to love this book. You may as well head to the cash register, crack the covers, and see why that is for yourself.
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Critic reviews
"Kling's sharp observations target the economy, the law, xenophobia, relationships, security, and government, sparing few and exposing with delightful brutality how close QualityLand is to reality." (Booklist)
"A hilarious romp through an absurd hypercapitalist dystopia...This is spot-on satire." (Publishers Weekly)
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3..2..1.. Let's Jam
- By David Dobbs on 09-30-22
By: Alex White
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The Book of M
- A Novel
- By: Peng Shepherd
- Narrated by: James Fouhey, Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 17 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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One afternoon at an outdoor market in India, a man’s shadow disappears - an occurrence science cannot explain. He is only the first. The phenomenon spreads like a plague, and while those afflicted gain a strange new power, it comes at a horrible price: the loss of all their memories. Ory and his wife, Max, have escaped the Forgetting so far by hiding in an abandoned hotel deep in the woods. Their new life feels almost normal, until one day, Max’s shadow disappears, too.
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It was ok
- By Fatima on 12-04-19
By: Peng Shepherd
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Fire Exit
- By: Morgan Talty
- Narrated by: Darrell Dennis
- Length: 6 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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From the porch of his home, Charles Lamosway has watched the life he might have had unfold across the river on Maine’s Penobscot Reservation. On the far bank, he caught brief moments of Roger and Mary raising their only child, Elizabeth from the day she came home from the hospital to her early twenties. But there’s always been something deeper and more dangerous than the river that divides him from this family and the rest of the tribal community. It’s the secret that Elizabeth is his daughter, a secret Charles is no longer willing to keep.
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Wonderful story about love, family , truth and deception and identity
- By ReallyNelie on 06-23-24
By: Morgan Talty
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Haven
- By: Emma Donoghue
- Narrated by: Aidan Kelly
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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In seventh-century Ireland, a scholar and priest called Artt has a dream telling him to leave the sinful world behind. Taking two monks—young Trian and old Cormac—he rows down the river Shannon in search of an isolated spot on which to found a monastery. Drifting out into the Atlantic, the three men find an impossibly steep, bare island inhabited by tens of thousands of birds, and claim it for God. In such a place, what will survival mean?
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Fascinating listen
- By PJE on 03-15-23
By: Emma Donoghue
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House of Bone and Rain
- By: Gabino Iglesias
- Narrated by: Jean-Marc Berne, Daya Mendez
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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For childhood friends Gabe, Xavier, Tavo, Paul, and Bimbo, death has always been close. Hurricanes. Car accidents. Gang violence. Suicide. Estamos rodeados de fantasmas was Gabe’s grandmother’s refrain. We are surrounded by ghosts. But this time is different. Bimbo's mom has been shot dead. We’re gonna kill the guys who killed her Bimbo swears. And they all agree.
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Hurricane Vice
- By Alyson Smith on 08-07-24
By: Gabino Iglesias
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Rosewater
- By: Tade Thompson
- Narrated by: Bayo Gbadamosi
- Length: 13 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Rosewater is a town on the edge. A community formed around the edges of a mysterious alien biodome, its residents comprise the hopeful, the hungry, and the helpless—people eager for a glimpse inside the dome or a taste of its rumored healing powers. Kaaro is a government agent with a criminal past. He has seen inside the biodome, and doesn't care to again—but when something begins killing off others like himself, Kaaro must defy his masters to search for an answer, facing his dark history and coming to a realization about a horrifying future.
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Wow! Just wow!
- By Debra Harris on 09-28-18
By: Tade Thompson
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The Madstone
- A Novel
- By: Elizabeth Crook
- Narrated by: Will Collyer
- Length: 8 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Texas, 1868. As nineteen-year-old Benjamin Shreve tends to business in his workshop, he witnesses a stagecoach strand a passenger. When the man persuades Benjamin to help track down the vanished coach—and a mysterious fortune left aboard—he is drawn into a drama whose scope he could never have imagined. The missing coach has a surprise in store: its other passengers include Nell, a pregnant young woman, and her four-year-old son, Tot, who are on the run from Nell’s brutal husband and his murderous brothers.
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Nothing special
- By sherry on 05-02-25
By: Elizabeth Crook
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Charlie's Secret
- Inspired by a True Story
- By: C. L. Heckman
- Narrated by: Mara Walker
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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As a little girl, Sam had no idea that her life was different than anyone else's. Her days consisted of playing in a nearby pond, banished to the forest until supper by her mother. Thankfully, she wasn't alone out in the woods...her brother, Charlie, was always there to guide and protect her from anything that may bring harm—however, who was going to protect her from him?
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incomplete details
- By Rebecca Caro on 11-25-24
By: C. L. Heckman
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Magic Medicine
- A Trip Through the Intoxicating History and Modern-Day Use of Psychedelic Plants and Substances
- By: Cody Johnson
- Narrated by: Steve Quinn
- Length: 6 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Magic Medicine is an armchair traveler's guide to all substances psychedelic! Listeners will learn about their properties, use, lore, place in history, and their current research and applications as medicine.
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Excellent summary of history and modern uses of psychedelics
- By Jill Anne on 12-22-24
By: Cody Johnson
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The Invention of Sound
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Jefferson Mays
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
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Gates Foster lost his daughter, Lucy, 17 years ago. He's never stopped searching. Suddenly, a shocking new development provides Foster with his first major lead in over a decade, and he may finally be on the verge of discovering the awful truth. Meanwhile, Mitzi Ives has carved out a space among the Foley artists creating the immersive sounds giving Hollywood films their authenticity. Using the same secret techniques as her father before her, she's become an industry-leading expert in the sound of violence and horror, creating screams so bone-chilling, they may as well be real.
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good one chuck
- By Dane on 11-12-20
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Nowhere Girl
- A Memoir of a Fugitive Childhood
- By: Cheryl Diamond
- Narrated by: Eileen Stevens
- Length: 10 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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By the time she was in her teens, Diamond had lived dozens of lives and lies, but as she grew older, love and trust turned to fear and violence, and her family—the only people she had in the world—began to unravel. She started to realize that her life itself might be a big con, and the people she loved, the most dangerous of all. With no way out and her identity burned so often that she had no proof she even existed, all that was left was a girl from nowhere.
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As Diamond said in an interview, “It is a horrific story at times, but also absolutely magical.”
- By Teela Klekotka on 02-11-23
By: Cheryl Diamond
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Still Alive
- A Wild Life of Rediscovery
- By: Forrest Galante
- Narrated by: Forrest Galante
- Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
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Very few individuals can truthfully say that their work impacts every person on Earth. Forrest Galante is one of them. As a wildlife biologist and conservationist, Galante devotes his life to studying, rediscovering, and protecting our planet’s amazing life-forms. Part memoir, part biological adventure, Still Alive celebrates the beauty and determined resiliency of our world, as well as the brave conservationists fighting to save it.
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best book I've read
- By Anonymous User on 06-29-21
By: Forrest Galante
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The Lovers
- Echoes from the Past, Book 1
- By: Irina Shapiro
- Narrated by: Wendy Wolfson
- Length: 14 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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When Elise de Lesseps is sold in marriage to Lord Edward Asher, she resolves to be an obedient and dutiful wife, until, on their wedding night, she finds out exactly what her husband has in store for her. His request leaves her feeling shocked and humiliated, but being his chattel, she has no right to refuse. The consequences of that night seal Elise's fate and set her on a path that will lead to heartbreak and tragedy.
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Gem of a story
- By sherry Christenson on 07-23-18
By: Irina Shapiro
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Poor Deer
- A Novel
- By: Claire Oshetsky
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 6 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Margaret Murphy is a weaver of fantastic tales, growing up in a world where the truth is too much for one little girl to endure. Her first memory is of the day her friend Agnes died. No one blames Margaret. Not in so many words. Her mother insists to everyone who will listen that her daughter never even left the house that day. Left alone to make sense of tragedy, Margaret wills herself to forget these unbearable memories, replacing them with imagined stories full of faith and magic—that always end happily.
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Self Forgiveness
- By Rummyfun on 03-08-24
By: Claire Oshetsky
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- Christopher
- 12-10-20
Great story very small issue with reader
The story was hilarious. The reader was great minus the voice for two characters, Pink and the combat droid. Pink's voice was just grating and I am not fully sure what the combat droid said so I just assumed "kaboom". Other than that everything was awesome and well done.
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- Emsa Harding
- 08-23-22
Funny and insightful
Get this in your brain. Funniest book I’ve heard in a long time. Laugh out loud belly laughs from beginning to end 😁😆
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- BigJay
- 02-26-20
My rate is to keep the algorithms happy.
I hope by like this book, I can make my profile the type that gets the attention of nerdy hot people.
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- Johnathan Kovacs
- 01-03-21
interesting take on Amazon, Google, and Facebook.
Starts out slow, kind of annoyingly so... but then, when it finally picks up about half way through, it gets really good.
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- Ademola Giwa
- 08-25-22
fantastic book and marvelous narrator
absolutely loved it. entertaining, witty, and thought provoking. this book is perfectly done and the narrator's voice is just a great fit for the story as well. money well spent.
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- Presley
- 08-03-21
Love this book!
I also own the hardback version of this novel! Love love love! Overall, great story!
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- Jennifer
- 06-20-22
Dystopian Comedy
I’ve never listen to a book and want to finish it because the voice gets boring and monotone for me. I hope the author releases more books telling dystopian - black mirror similarities stories. It was a joy 🎁
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- Steffani Cuff
- 01-12-23
This book was a whole trip
And literally is the future prediction if Amazon owned the US.
I loved it and wished there was more.
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- Anonymous User
- 01-28-23
Satirical dystopia
A funnier version of black mirror, but still a bit weak in certain points.
Very sterile world building, and didn’t much like the ending…
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- Steve B
- 03-25-20
Patricia Rodriguez's performance is amazing!
It's taken awhile for me to get into the story but her performance has kept me going.
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