
Santa's Visit to Maryland
A Parody of "T'was the Night Before Christmas" Based on Maryland
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Lynn Roxy Gambrill
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Maryland is frequently referred to as “America in Miniature” and the “Land of Pleasant Living". With a sampling of mountains, the bay and the ocean, ample wildlife, seafood, sports, industry, and military, the great state of Maryland has something for everyone! So settle down by a fire, add some hot chocolate, and enjoy what I hope will become an annual family tradition. Join Santa as he visits Maryland; the night before Christmas.
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- Roxy Piano
- 10-30-23
Story is authentic
A Maryland native had to write this- it’s so authentic and captivating! I grew up in Maryland and will definitely make this a custom during he Holidays!
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