
Silent Butt Deadly: Fart Brothers in Space
Diary of a Ninja Kid, Book 4
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Narrated by:
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Justin Hewitt
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By:
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CA Treanor
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I Dosanjh
About this listen
Are you ready for an alien apocalypse? Sounds like you need the ninja code!
Michael Carter is 12 years old. Right now, he and his fart brothers are in space, trying to save the president, and everything's going wrong.
Every.
Single.
Thing.
Larry is lost, but new unexpected allies are going to help the gang! Will they get rid of the gross zombies, once and for all?
And the aliens?
That’s a whole other story!
They need to get rid of those, too.
Let's hope that stomachs and noses last that long!
Alien food really isn’t good for their digestion. As if their farts weren't already hideous enough!
Get ready to hold your nose and dive into an apocalypse of farts and gross encounters to find out!
Dig out your clothespin, block your nose, and let’s get stuck in.
Silent Butt Deadly!: Fart Brothers in Space - Diary of a Ninja Kid, book four - will have any kid who loves ninjas, zombies, and aliens on the edge of their seats. If you have a superhero in training who loves a hilarious, action-packed adventure, this story’s a surefire way to keep any young kid enthralled.
For an adventure that truly understands what it’s like to be a 12-year-old kid, click "buy now” right away.
Be warned: This book contains farts!
©2020 Caroline Anne Dosanjh (P)2020 Caroline Anne DosanjhListeners also enjoyed...
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