Silent Night, Deadly Night
Based on the 1984 Original Motion Picture
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AJ Danna
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Armando Muñoz
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WARNING: THIS BOOK IS SHOCKING!
Christmas Eve, 1971... Five-year-old Billy Chapman witnessed his parents brutally murdered by a man disguised as Santa Claus, leaving him and his little brother to be raised in a strict Catholic orphanage ruled by the sadistic Mother Superior.
December, 1984... Eighteen and finally on his own, Billy sets out to live a normal life. Landing a job at the local toy store, he’s forced to play Santa Claus for the holiday season. Still in his red suit at the employee Christmas party, Billy snaps, going on a violent rampage, punishing all those he deems “naughty.” Now, with one last gift to deliver, Billy makes his way back to the orphanage, where he has an axe to grind with Mother Superior.
Naughty. Very... naughty!
©2023 Wonderwheel Entertainment LLC (P)2024 Wonderwheel Entertainment LLCCritic reviews
"An absolute must-read for SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT fans - and perhaps for its critics, too." Fangoria (Brian Collins)
"Muñoz is cementing himself as a master of seasonal horror and a cornerstone of the novelization sub-genre." Bloody Disgusting (Jenn Adams)
"A generous gift to fans... deliriously inventive." Rue Morgue (Joel Harley)
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- Tosanna Thomas
- 01-03-25
New outlook on a slasher classic.
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- William
- 12-30-24
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