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#Love Wins, Book 3
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John Solo
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Ana Byrde
About this listen
There are a couple of reasons I shouldn't crush on Zach Stauff.
- He's my big brother's best friend.
- He's my roommate.
- He's straight.
None of those things matter when I'm around him, and my heart starts beating like crazy. He's been the star of my wet dreams since forever, but to him, I'm just the kid who used to eat mudcakes. That is, until he walks in on me playing with a cucumber - without my clothes on. Worse, I was on camera streaming to an online audience when he witnessed the "cucumber incident".
Now he's probably got a very different image of me.
My subscribers say we should make out. They say they'd pay good money for the show.
I can't ask Zach to do that.
But what if this is my best chance to touch something that isn't a vegetable?
Straight as a Cucumber is a 70,000-word romantic comedy novel with a little angst, lots of laughter, silly animals, and sillier men. Knowledge of prior books in the series is not at all necessary to enjoy this one. Buy now if you need a reason to smile today!
©2021 Ana Byrde (P)2021 Ana ByrdeListeners also enjoyed...
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What I wanted for my birthday: Books. What I got for my birthday: my brother’s best friend playing matchmaker. Let it be known that I am 100 percent against being set up with somebody. And I’m 1,000 percent sure that Josh Carter's not the man to find me a boyfriend. I mean, if I’m so great, why isn’t he the one dating me? (For the record, I don’t know the answer. That’s just what the guy on the internet asked.) I’ll humor him. If I go on his little dates, he’ll teach my bookish, introverted self how not to be totally, completely, utterly, unforgivably awkward.
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Main Character is unlikable
- By Susie on 04-14-21
By: Emma Hart
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Send Me Crazy
- Hot in the City, Book 1
- By: T. Gephart
- Narrated by: Stephen Dexter, Tanya Eby
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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A note, a pair of panties, and a date. When Quinn’s efforts to set up her best friend go awry, she finds herself with a crazy blind date. Could the mystery man be her soul mate? Nothing like an adventure, and at the very least, she is going to have some fun with it.
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Laugh Out Loud Rom-Com
- By Denise Hoover on 05-06-20
By: T. Gephart
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Misadventures of a City Girl
- Misadventures, Book 1
- By: Meredith Wild, Chelle Bliss
- Narrated by: Jennifer Mack, Lance Greenfield
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Fresh off a divorce from a Hollywood hotshot, Madison Atwood needs an escape. With the paparazzi fresh on her heels and her love life splashed on every tabloid, she runs away to a swanky retreat in Northern California. Avalon Springs is the mountainside haven she needs to find herself again. Luke Dawson lives off the grid, preferring solitude to society. When he finds a beautiful woman soaking in the hot springs on his property, he can't stop himself from watching her. She captures his attention, but she's just a city girl - a beautiful distraction disturbing the peace.
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Ugh!
- By Cathy Landerman on 09-21-17
By: Meredith Wild, and others
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Major Misconduct
- Aces Hockey Series #1
- By: Kelly Jamieson
- Narrated by: Kasha Kensington
- Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins
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As the captain of the Chicago Aces, Marc Dupuis is all business. The apartment he shares with his teammate and best friend, Duncan, is a refuge from the pressures of fame. But when the sexiest woman he's ever seen interrupts his early morning coffee wearing only a skimpy cami and matching panties, Marc can't exactly say that he minds. Their chemistry is off the charts. Unfortunately, this girl's no random puck bunny. She's Duncan's little sister, and she's moving in.
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Cartoon Characters
- By Rusty on 12-09-16
By: Kelly Jamieson
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Number Neighbors
- By: Emma Hart
- Narrated by: Avery Reid, Will Watt
- Length: 5 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Bad idea number 241: sending a dirty text to your number neighbor. In my defense, my friends did it, too, and their neighbors took it as the joke it was. Mine didn't. He responded with a dirty text of his own. Next thing I know, I have a standing texting date every night at 10:30. Until I have to miss it because the stray kitten who adopted me one week ago is sick. The only person I know who can help me at this time of night is my British next-door neighbor and local vet, Isaac Cooper.
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Cute romantic comedy
- By jill j on 07-21-20
By: Emma Hart
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The Love Study
- The Love Study, Book 1
- By: Kris Ripper
- Narrated by: Pete Cross
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Declan has commitment issues. He’s been an office temp for literally years now, and his friends delight in telling people that he left his last boyfriend at the altar. And that’s all true. But he’s starting to think that maybe it’s time to start working on his issues. When Declan meets Sidney - a popular nonbinary YouTuber with an advice show - an opportunity presents itself: as part of The Love Study, Declan will go on a series of dates arranged by Sidney and report back on how the date went in the next episode. The dates are…sort of blah.
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This book was like a hug
- By Outlaw on 09-30-20
By: Kris Ripper
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Co-Ed
- By: Rachel Van Dyken
- Narrated by: Jillian Macie, Aaron Shedlock
- Length: 6 hrs and 17 mins
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Four guys. Constant moaning. And a revolving door across the college suite I somehow ended up in because my first name is Shawn. They don't discriminate. Girls. Guys. Grandmas. Plants (okay maybe not plants). All walks of life stroll in stressed to the brim and leave so satisfied I'm wondering what sort of talents lie behind that door. My roommate calls them the pleasure ponies. But the rest of the college campus? They just call them the new face of Wingmen Inc. - a paid-for-relationship service that makes big promises.
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Co-Ed
- By whatcha.listening.to on 04-20-19
By: Rachel Van Dyken
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You Had Me at Hola
- A Novel
- By: Alexis Daria
- Narrated by: Seraphine Valentine
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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When soap opera darling Jasmine Lin Rodriguez returns to her hometown of New York City to film the starring role in a bilingual romantic comedy for the number one streaming service in the country, she figures her new “Leading Lady Plan” should be easy enough to follow—until a casting shake-up pairs her with telenovela hunk Ashton Suárez. After his last telenovela character was killed off, Ashton is worried his career is dead as well. Joining this new cast as a last-minute addition will give him the chance to show off his acting chops to American audiences.
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Fun read
- By AudioBookHoe on 08-06-20
By: Alexis Daria
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The Change Up
- By: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Kelsey Navarro Foster, Connor Crais
- Length: 13 hrs and 23 mins
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Breaking news: The bad boy of baseball, Maddox Paige, is totally and utterly whipped. Okay, that might not be the headline in the newspaper this morning, but it's the reality of my current situation. It all started a month ago when I received a call from my best friend, Kinsley. She’d gotten a new job in Chicago and needed a place to stay. I've known the girl since I was five, so I figured there wouldn't be any harm in having her stay at my place for a while. Ha! Total disaster.
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Female lead ruined it!
- By Sandra Imholte on 06-26-21
By: Meghan Quinn
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- Katy Beth
- 08-29-21
It's A Job
I love the humor that is found throughout this series. And the latest book is no different. Soda the parrot has some control issues. This story has some of the most fun storylines like long time crush, brother's best friend, straight roommate, and a little side of "porn". I really appreciated the building relationships and the fact that Zack has to work through all of his feels. There were a couple of interesting twist to the story as well.
I listened to the audio version and it just added to the fun.
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- K. Benjamin
- 04-23-21
Fun story full of sweetness and heat
I could listen to John Solo all day long. He did an incredible job bringing life to Emerson and Zach. This was a fun story full of sweetness and heat. Emerson needs a place to stay and winds up rooming with his older brother's best friend Zach. One day while filming his webcam show, Zach walks in on Emerson in a compromising position. That sparks Zach's curiosity as he starts to look at Emerson in a whole new light. This was a relatively low angst story that kept me smiling and laughing the whole time. I enjoyed how their relationship progressed, they are an adorablely cute couple. Loved Soda and Beggels!
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- B.McGrath
- 04-13-21
change, growth, acceptance and more
I never want this series to end!!!! I love it. Aunt Rosy strikes again and does not fail to entertain. The dog and bird add endless entertainment value and must be experienced. I learned NOT to drink effervescent liquids while reading this, so be forewarned. I spontaneously erupted like a volcano and had the sinus flushing of my life. Lessons learned!!! Zack's chivalry, patience , and self restraint were so sweet my teeth ached . Emmy is so real and stole my heart. The narrator is a literal genius im bringing this story and characters to life. I highly recommend this book amd series. I voluntarily listened to a free copy of this and am giving an honest review.
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- SANDY COLE
- 04-17-21
Fantastic rom-com listen
This book is part of a series but can be heard as a stand alone. This story uses two of my favorite tropes, my best friend’s brother and roommates! The characters and story are well developed and made me laugh out loud at times.
John Solo did a wonderful job narrating this fun and upbeat story. FYI the pets steal the show!
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- hussfan
- 05-14-21
Enjoyed It a Lot
I enjoyed listening to this cute and fun story. I was expecting it to be very funny from the blurb and sample I listened to. Even though this book did not make me laugh, it was entertaining and fun. I liked Emerson and warmed up to Zach, they were good together, and I enjoyed following their interactions from the very first scenes and to growing chemistry between them. Narrator did a good job with voices and the story. Overall this was a fun listening experience and I am looking forward to more books by this author/narrator team.
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- M&M
- 08-22-21
Good story but....
I liked the story and the premise of it. I always love brother's best friend. I also like the not shaming sensuality and sexuality. However, Emerson kept whining about wanting to be treated like an adult when he constantly behaved childishly and it was annoying. Like super annoying. If you don't want to be treated like a child, don't act like one. His whining kept this story from being a full five stars. The narrator was excellent. The sexy times were hot. The pets were hilarious. Definitely worth a listen if you ignore Emerson's immaturity. He does grow up a little towards the end so that's a little redeeming. And by the end I mean the last chapter and epilogue. So hang in there to see a smidgen of maturity from him!
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- Danielle
- 05-11-21
4 stars overall!
This one snuck up on me. I wasn't crazy about the type of humor shown early on, but continued on with it. Also, to be fair, I listened to the audiobook and wasn't crazy about the narration itself. But, somewhere in the last few hours, the story pulled me in and I found myself rooting for the two main characters. So, all in all, I would recommend this one.
When it comes to the narration - I'm not really a fan of John Solo's mm romance narrations. He has a habit of making at least one (if not both) of the MCs sound a bit whiny and overly dramatic than what the text calls for. I'm sure this is just personal preference on my part. But because the humor in this book was already a tad over the top, the narration on top of that just made it a little worse for wear in my opinion. I think it just needed to be toned down some.
I received a free audiobook copy in exchange for an honest review.
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- TH
- 04-14-21
Hilariously Sweet and Just What I Needed
I have loved this series so much and it just gets better. I loved every character down to the pets that were equally a great part of the story. John Solo always delivers and he gave the MCs just the right amount of awkward embarrassment and head over heels the story needed. This one might be my new favorite Ana Byrde book.
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- Susana
- 07-29-21
Hilarious
This book is so cute and funny !!! Emerson and Zach story is a fantastic romance comedy, little angst, silly pets, super steamy hot scenes and Bi-sexual awakening!!!
Emerson is Lex’s older brother and Zach’s best friend, Emmy just move into Zach’s apartment and he has a crush in him since he was a teenager. Emerson is supposed to be there for college but he “works” streaming, every time he is alone he goes live and in one occasion he is discover by Zach naked and in a compromise position with a cucumber lol.... this two were so fun to read.
Zach is still in college and is working at the pool he is a swimmer, he thinks he is straight but Emerson stir something in him, he can’t stop thinking about the time he catch Emmy and he don’t understand why do what he does, so he subscribe to Emerson’s page so he can watch his videos, he can’t stop watch him and also he can’t help his body reaction.
Everything start when Emmy ask Zach to help him with a video for his subscribers, they ask for him and he can make more money if Zach is there to help him, they decided to go streaming and Emerson will introduce Zach and later kiss, it’s just a kiss but it’s definitely more for both of them. This is a super fun read and their time together is so sweet and later super hot, their have a great chemistry, Emerson’s pets are also adorable! I have a great time reading this book! John Solo did an amazing job narrating this audiobook, I love listening this book!
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- NaSheba P.
- 05-01-21
Cute, quirky and very hot!
I died of embarrassment and was revived by laughter! This book was so quirky, I was literally laughing out loud throughout. This was my second time with this author/narrator duet and I must say…they are magic! The author did an amazing job with writing vulnerable yet still sex positive characters! I love that when Zach fell for Emerson, he just went for it. Although up until that point, he was straight, he didn’t really question it and just accepted the fact that he was now attracted to a man. With Emerson, I loved that he refused to be shamed for what he chooses to do or how he choose to express himself. The side characters offered some nice support and I was intrigued to check and see if they had or were going to get their own storyline. But bagel and soda, Emerson pets, stole a couple scenes with their comic relief. All in all, this was a cute, low angst gay romcom!
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