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Sweet Virginia
- Out of Line collection
- Narrated by: Kristen Bell
- Length: 1 hr and 24 mins
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What’s a woman to do when she fails to live up to feminine ideals? It depends on what she’s willing to give up in this darkly comic short story by Caroline Kepnes, the bestselling author of You.
Shelby is struggling with parenthood, marriage, a passive-aggressive mother, and unemployment. But she also has a sweet escape in her beloved Hallmark movies. When a secret admirer promises to sweep her away into a world of those same romantic tropes, the temptation is so heady, Shelby can already smell the pumpkin spice. But this rom-com dream has a whiff of conspiracy…
Caroline Kepnes’s Sweet Virginia is part of Out of Line, an incisive collection of funny, enraging, and hopeful stories of women’s empowerment and escape. Each piece can be read or listened to in a single thought-provoking sitting.
Audible narration by Kristen Bell (Veronica Mars)
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By: Elizabeth Berg
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What Doesn't Kill You
- By: Virginia DeBerry, Donna Grant
- Narrated by: Virginia DeBerry, Donna Grant
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
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What Doesn't Kill You is the story of how Thomasina Hodges, a.k.a. Tee, loses her job and finds herself. Tee's evolution after her sudden and unexpected outplacement, is loosely based on the stages of grief - denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance, relinquishing, readjusting, and reinvesting. For Tee, losing her job is like a death, but with time, and some bumps, bruises and a new attitude, she comes out on the other side, having reassessed what's important in her life.
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Excellent story
- By Doris Greene on 04-11-24
By: Virginia DeBerry, and others
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This Is Not Over
- A Novel
- By: Holly Brown
- Narrated by: Madeleine Maby, Donna Postel
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
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Two very different women with this in common: Each harbors her own secret, her own reason why she can't just let this go. Neither can yield, not before they've dredged up all that's hidden, even if it has the power to shatter all they've built.
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Pettiness Turn Twisted!
- By Jenn on 01-19-17
By: Holly Brown
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A Very Scalzi Christmas
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam, Dina Pearlman, Kevin T. Collins, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
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New York Times best-selling and Hugo Award-winning author John Scalzi gift-wraps 15 short takes on the holiday season - interviews with holiday notables, "informational" articles about TV specials and Christmas carols, short stories and poems, and even a couple of nods to Thanksgiving and New Year’s - and puts them all into a stocking stuffer-sized package that makes the perfect gift for friends, family, or yourself.
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Very Scalzian indeed!
- By Andre Wallace Simonsen on 12-03-19
By: John Scalzi
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The Stuff that Never Happened
- A Novel
- By: Maddie Dawson
- Narrated by: Teri Clark Linden
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
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Annabelle McKay knows she shouldn’t have any complaints. She’s been in a stable marriage that’s lasted almost three decades and has provided her with two wonderful children and thousands of family dinners around a sturdy oak table. Other wives envy the fact that Grant is not the type of man who would ever cheat on her or leave her for a younger woman. The trouble is Annabelle isn’t sure she wants to be married to Grant anymore. The trouble is she’s still in love with someone else.
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Don’t pass this one up.
- By Lauren on 03-10-20
By: Maddie Dawson
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The Good Father
- By: Diane Chamberlain
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne, Arielle DeLisle, Emily Durante
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
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Four years ago, 19-year-old Travis Brown made a choice: to raise his newborn daughter on his own. While most of his friends were out partying and meeting girls, Travis was at home, changing diapers and worrying about keeping food on the table. But he's never regretted his decision. Bella is the light of his life. The reason behind every move he makes. And so far, she is fed. Cared for. Safe. But when Travis loses his construction job and his home, the security he's worked so hard to create for Bella begins to crumble....
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A must-read tear jerker!
- By Wayne on 12-01-15
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A Town Divided by Christmas
- By: Orson Scott Card, Claire Bloom - director
- Narrated by: Emily Rankin
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It began with a quarrel over which newborn should be the baby Jesus in the town's Christmas pageant. Decades later, two scientists arrive to study small-town genetic patterns, only to run up against the invisible walls that split the leading citizens into two congregations that can only be joined by love and forgiveness - and maybe a little deception, because there might be some things people just don't need to know.
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Just what I wanted...
- By Lonnie-The GreatNorthernTroll-Moore on 12-25-18
By: Orson Scott Card, and others
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Becoming Duchess Goldblatt
- By: anonymous
- Narrated by: Gabra Zackman, Lyle Lovett, J. Smith-Cameron
- Length: 5 hrs and 30 mins
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Becoming Duchess Goldblatt is two stories: that of the reclusive real-life writer who created a fictional character out of loneliness and thin air, and that of the magical Duchess Goldblatt herself, a bright light in the darkness of social media. Fans around the world are drawn to Her Grace's voice, her wit, her life-affirming love for all humanity, and the fun and friendship of the community that's sprung up around her.
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Oh Dear Duchess!
- By Rebecca Lindroos on 07-20-20
By: anonymous
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Miss Fortune
- Fresh Perspectives on Having It All from Someone Who Is Not Okay
- By: Lauren Weedman
- Narrated by: Lauren Weedman
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
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Lauren Weedman is not okay. She's living what should be the good life in sunny Los Angeles. After a gig as a correspondent with The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, she scored parts in blockbuster movies, which led to memorable recurring roles on HBO's Hung and Looking. She had a loving husband and an adorable baby boy. In these comedic essays, she turns a piercingly observant, darkly funny lens on the ways her life is actually not okay.
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Good
- By Ajules29 on 04-02-16
By: Lauren Weedman
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Lost and Found
- By: Orson Scott Card
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
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That's the question that has haunted 14-year-old Ezekiel Blast all his life. But he's not a thief, he just has a talent for finding things. Not a superpower - a micropower. Because what good is finding lost bicycles and hair scrunchies, especially when you return them to their owners and everyone thinks you must have stolen them in the first place? If only there were some way to use Ezekiel's micropower for good, to turn a curse into a blessing. His friend Beth thinks there must be, and so does a police detective investigating the disappearance of a little girl.
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Good book from a great Author
- By Jim on 03-30-21
By: Orson Scott Card
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Missing Parts
- By: Lucinda Berry
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
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Growing up abandoned by her father and raised by a single mother, Celeste was determined to create the perfect family - but even perfect families have secrets. Her days are filled with a rewarding career, a devoted husband, and her four-year-old daughter. Celeste is the only one who knows the precarious house of cards her family is built upon - until the day her daughter falls critically ill. Then her world quickly spirals out of control, her secret threatening to destroy her marriage, family, reputation, and sanity.
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SPOILER ALERT. Sigh...
- By Kelly on 10-08-20
By: Lucinda Berry
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I Can Barely Take Care of Myself
- Tales from a Happy Life Without Kids
- By: Jen Kirkman
- Narrated by: Jen Kirkman
- Length: 6 hrs and 20 mins
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"You'll change your mind." That's what everyone says to Jen Kirkman - and countless women like her - when she confesses she doesn't plan to have children. But you know what? It's hard enough to be an adult. You have to dress yourself and pay bills and remember to buy birthday gifts. You have to drive and get annual physicals and tip for good service. Some adults take on the added burden of caring for a tiny human being with no language skills or bladder control.
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Funny. Not fall down laughing funny, but funny
- By david on 05-22-13
By: Jen Kirkman
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- Buzy_reading
- 11-19-22
Not your average Hallmark family
Shelby’s a cynical married woman with writer’s block. As a journalist who’s watched too many Hallmark movies Shelby often finds herself comparing her Modern life to those in the movies.
When inspiration hits Shelby searches for meaning by inserting herself into the life of one of her Hallmark movies. What she finds is a woman who’s too hard on herself.
I love the ingenuity of Caroline Kepnes’ mind. She never fails to take your mind on wild and unique journey.
Narrated by Kristen Bell. Kristen is the voice of Shelby a woman who’s lost herself after having a baby. The role of motherhood took on a new meaning after experiencing it living with her mother.
I listened using the audible app at 2X speed. Amazon offered both the ebook and audiobook free for prime members.
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- Alyssa King @cozy.soul.reads
- 04-05-24
that was interesting
🖤 Short Story
⏰️ Discussion of family and expectations of mothes
📖 Written like venting main character
🔪 Dark side of hallmark
❌️ Handmaids Tale vibes (how woman are affected by society)
✨️ My Favorite Qoutes ✨️
"Sometimes she sees a glimpse of the other life."
"There are 2 kinds of women in tbis country. W1 women who love. W2 women who don't love."
"You need to become a woman on your own. Before you can become a woman in your family."
"Those women in the movies were dough."
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📕 My Mini Non-Spoiler Review 📕
Wow, this book felt abit slow in the beginning but at the mid way point it hit really hard. The way motherhood impacted the lead character and the haunting voice of the character lingered long after it changed.
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- Brian
- 10-10-20
Surprised Me
The Out of Line collection has really intrigued me. I love these collections that Audible is doing, especially because they are usually a one-sitting sort of book. This collection isn’t any different. I wanted to include what Audible had to say about the collection since I went into this book pretty blind (honestly picking it first because I love Kristen Bell. Out of Line, an incisive collection of funny, enraging, and hopeful stories of women’s empowerment and escape.
So, knowing that now, this one makes sense. But Sweet Virginia tells the story of a woman who is struggling. Struggling with a lot of different aspect of being a woman. She’s a new mom but doesn’t feel that bond with her baby that everyone told her she would. She loves her husband but doesn’t seem to be sure if she’s in love with him. All of this comes to a point in the story – and I won’t ruin the ending, but it was a surprise.
The first half was sort of a “okay, we know who she is, what is going to happen?” And the second half was dystopian almost wtf-like. I genuinely didn’t see it coming and I’m glad I didn’t Kepnes threw me for a loop and I loved it. Honestly, I believe this could be a Hulu series on par with The Handmaid’s Tale.
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- FrancoFile
- 12-05-20
And the point was...?
I waited in vain for the main character - actually, any of the characters - to develop. So many missed opportunities to throw serious shade on the romcomplex.
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- lindseydomokur
- 09-21-20
Interesting
That was pretty interesting. It definitely showcases how many of us feel on a daily basis. Life is hard, let’s be honest. Who knows if we are doing the right things or not. We just have to be the best we can be with what we have to work with.
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- Androoski
- 07-17-22
Pretty imaginative.
This wasn't stellar but it certainly wasn't bad. Had the author's usual underlying flavor and it was well performed and written.
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- AlohaD
- 09-25-21
interesting premise but didn't hit home
Interesting listening to this really short story and totally could feel for Shelby. Haven’t we all felt like her before as a woman and mother?
Felt it ended a little suddenly and open to interpretation, but wanted a bit more too.
Narration by Kristen Bell was superb.
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- Linda Anderson
- 12-31-20
Not my favorite.
Kind of like a Hallmark movie. Not a satisfactory read. I would not chose another short story by this author.
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- Friend Zone
- 11-27-20
Not Caroline Kepnes best
This story was really odd. It's nothing like her YOU series, of course, and one can't expect it to be... but if you are a CK fan because of those books, you may not be able to wrap your mind around this one. The character is totally unlikeable and it's just a weird premise. Kristen Bell is a great narrator though.
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- ShannonVM
- 04-12-21
Ummm...
I keep typing and backspacing, typing and backspacing.
Although I may not be a member of Mensa, I'm fairly intelligent and this story just flew over my head. I love the You series by Caroline Kepnes, I think her mind is brilliantly deranged in the best way, but Sweet Virginia just did not work for me. I think in a way I understood where she was going with the story, but on the other hand, not so much. I kept hoping Shelby would wake up from a dream, like Pam did in Dallas (did I just age myself there), but that did not come to pass and I'm just left wondering what exactly I just listened to. Thankfully I enjoyed Kristen Bell's narration and was able to muddle through to the end.
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