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Narrated by:
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Rico Lanzo
About this listen
Hey all, this is a continuation of the best-selling parody of Jimmy Fallon's Thank You Notes.
If you enjoy his humor, you'll love ours. This audiobook is chock full of things that just really piss people off. So vent with the authors and join in the party.
©2012 Ted C. Moreno (P)2014 Ted C. MorenoListeners also enjoyed...
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