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  • President Me

  • The America That's in My Head
  • By: Adam Carolla
  • Narrated by: Adam Carolla
  • Length: 6 hrs
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (1,324 ratings)

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President Me

By: Adam Carolla
Narrated by: Adam Carolla
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Imagine a world where New York Times best-selling author, comedian, actor, television, and podcast host Adam Carolla is the President of the United States. Can’t do it? You don’t have to! Adam has done it for you!

Podcast king Adam Carolla first shared his unique, but always funny world view in his New York Times best seller, In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks - but he’s not done.

In President Me, Carolla shares his vision for a different, better America free from big issues like big government down to small problems like hotel alarm clock placement. Running on an anti-narcissism platform, President Carolla calls for a return to the values of an earlier time when stew and casserole were on every dinner table and there were no “service dogs” on airplanes. President Me hits right at the heart of what makes our country really annoying, and offers a plan to make all of our lives, but mostly Adam’s, much better.

©2014 Adam Carolla (P)2014 HarperCollins Publishers
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Spot on perspective on America's struggles.

Adam made our long car drive fly by. Truth and reality are his secret ingredients for laughter. His brass tacks and non PC analysis of society's problems was refreshing.

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President "Common Sense" Me

I recommend everyone read/listen to absolutely everything (books, interviews, stand-up, podcasts, etc...) that Adam Carolla says/writes. He's a goddamn genius.

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in this you're fine most of Adam standard political views and comedy. it's a good starting point for someone just getting into his show who wants to get some history or inside into his thought process and beliefs. the reading doesn't have the same fluidity as his podcast. also has a reading understandably is on the dry side except when he gets excited about some of the standard annoyances. overall like I said it's a good jumping on point and worthy of a read or listen on the audio version. For me it also gave an idea of how far he's moved on regardless of how many times he mentions some of the same topics or stories.

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It's Adam Carolla, 'nuff said.

This should be read after college students are forced to read either Generation Me or Angry White Men. it gives an answer to a problem they identify and only offer a lame solution for.

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Classic Carolla

Would you listen to President Me again? Why?

No, because its stand-up comedy on paper.... but I'd recommend it to others.

What other book might you compare President Me to and why?

Any good comedian's humor book.

What does Adam Carolla bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

No one can deliver a comedian's words like the comedian themself. Carolla read by anyone else would be bad.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

His logical politics , they match up so easily with my own ... and they are both humorous and revealing in contrast to real politicians.

Any additional comments?

If you enjoyed either of his first two books, or his podcast, its a must read.

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Hell Yeah!!!

Hard work and common sense built this nation to its greatness, and Adam does a wonderful job pointing it out. A good, entertaining book that was fun to listen to. I think I'll buy his next book now and keep the fun going. Adam, you rock!

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Hilarious as always!

I love Adam Carolla. This book is an excellent listen and a great way to get into his podcast.

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great book

awesome book. Ace really delivers. if you love Carolla, you will not want to miss out on this!

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Love his views.

I would listen again. Corolla was straight and to the point with all of his views. So true an I completely follow.

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Brilliant & Funny Once Again!!

Would you consider the audio edition of President Me to be better than the print version?

I would absolutely consider the audio edition to be ten times better than print. You get something from Carolla which as podcacst listeners know that is invaluable, when it comes to his personality and aura, his frankness and rants are hilarious!

What was one of the most memorable moments of President Me?

I loved when he was talking about Airport security and the pets. I couldn't breath because I was laughing so hard.

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