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A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 5
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Lemony Snicket
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Lemony Snicket
About this listen
If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school.
Don't.
For the Baudelaires, school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives. Truth be told, within the chapters that make up this dreadful story, the children will face snapping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, violin recitals, S.O.R.E., and the metric system.
It is my solemn duty to stay up all night reading my history of these three hapless youngsters into a microphone, but you may be more comfortable getting a good night's sleep. In that case, you should probably listen to something else.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket
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Critic reviews
"It's a pleasure to hear an author read his own creation. One gets to hear the story just as the creator would like it heard. Each inflection, babble of baby Sunny, elongated word, or character introduction is Snicket's own, with all the import he would like it to have. This is a listening delight." (AudioFile)
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- Paul
- 05-31-05
My Kids Don't Curry Favor or Favor Curry
Having been a Rocky Horror Picture Show devotee, I couldn't wait to hear Tim Curry read Lemony Snicket. Sadly, he took it far over the top, with Mr. Poe's cough the obvious example. Lemony Snicket's narration, though, is dead on. He captures the slightly depressed, matter of fact tone of the book perfectly. My kids, having heard him reading his own work, vastly prefer him to Tim Curry. It's too bad he doesn't narrate more of his own books.
He makes a wonderful McKinley on Assisination Vacation, too.
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- Clarin
- 07-13-24
👫📖Very good for tweens/teens.📖👫
I honestly loved it. I think the readers voice is very interesting.
I did struggle to finish. But overall it was pretty good.
I would recommend it for younger readers but not too young.
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- aleena
- 12-26-15
the series of unfortunate events
I like this book its just the narrator makes of dole so its not to exciting
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- Nick Wattonville
- 07-24-23
Great Story
Unfortunately the reader is just not good, he should stay written stories and not reading them.
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- Nickie Kile
- 06-13-24
The greatest Series ever!
Everything about it is great, and there is nothing about it the is not great!
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- J. A. Stephenson
- 02-14-23
Awful narration!
Paul is a cute story to follow, the narrators voice actually hurts my ears at times. I will have to finish reading the series as I cannot listen to him! I would rather be in a room full of rocking chairs and long tailed cats hearing them, screech, and pay to hear that man!
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- TwoBadWolves
- 11-12-15
Bring back Tim Curry!
As much as I like this series, I must say that the more I hear of Lemony Snicket's narration, the less enjoyable the audio experience. I suppose that is to be expected as Tim Curry is such a good actor and has that great British accent to boot.
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- bigdjunta
- 07-29-18
Daniel is coming in like a freight train
The series continues to be entertaining and the author is hitting his stride with the narration. I actually LOL several times during the book. I find I'm enjoying reading the books in sequential order, straight through. It keeps the myriad of plot points organized and I pick up the subtle nuances quickly. Let's move on to the next, shall we?
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- Ellen Spertus
- 01-18-05
Sometimes the author isn't the best narrator
While the author-narrator did an outstanding job voicing the villains, his other reading abilities (for the main characters and narration) do not match the professional narrators I've grown used to. As for the story, if you've read the first three books, you know what you can expect.
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- Kimberly G
- 03-02-21
Love!
reading series of unfortunate events always brings me back to my childhood, and gives me a warm feeling.
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