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Coleen Marlo
About this listen
From Lynn Schnurnberger, best-selling co-author of Mine Are Spectacular! and The Botox Diaries, comes a novel of big secrets, family ties, and a reminder that sometimes The Best Laid Plans can lead to delightful surprises.
When Tru's best friend, Sienna Post, loses her position as an anchor on the local nightly news, the two hatch a profitable, if illegal, plan: They'll open an escort service with 'working girls' all over the age of 40.
By turns touching and laugh-out-loud funny, this is a must-listen for every woman who knows it's never too late to make a fresh start.
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- Samantha
- 09-13-11
Don't waste a credit.
What disappointed you about The Best Laid Plans?
Poorly written. Unrealistic. Dull and predicatable.
What was most disappointing about Lynn Schnurnberger’s story?
This story never really went anywhere.
How did the narrator detract from the book?
Her male voices weren't very good.
If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from The Best Laid Plans?
All of it......sorry.
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- Retired Reader Gal
- 04-27-12
Ugh!
In what universe do intelligent, educated, career women think running an escort business is a smart business plan? Yeah. But that's the kind of universe the author lives in. Not amusing and beyond stupid.
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