
The Big O
The Virgin Diaries
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Artie Rose
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HJ Bellus
About this listen
The ocean, October, outdoors, orange. All O's that sneaky damn letter. I need the O. Crave the O, even dream about the bastard.
My name is Olivia and this is my virgin diary. Yep, at the ripe age of 24 I'm single and O-less. And to top it all off, with a shiny cherry, I'm a first grade teacher. Not much hope meeting Prince Charming in my workplace. I live with my hyper Yorkie and wild imagination. And I despise the letter O.
Follow Olivia Olander in her wild and hysterical journey as she hunts down the elusive O. She may hate the obscure O now, but Officer Oren O'Brien hasn't lit up her world.
Will Olivia ever learn to love the O or be cursed with its lingering presence the rest of her life?
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You got to feel for the girl she hate the letter O and she can’t find her O. But in a roundabout way she does. Growing up with her dad to guild her after her mother’s passing girly things were not his forte to say the least.
“I love you dad even if I inherited all your awkward genes.” -Oliva
When she meets good looking cop man Oren O'Brien its funny and sweet.
He brings out her inner scaredy-cat who is afraid to feel and she bring him out of his self-imposed shell.
“Close your eyes and jump with me.” – Oren
“I have to fix myself before I can move on.” - Olivia
I loved the dynamic. This book is funny and witty. Over all great read once I will read again just for the light heartedness of it all.
Things I will not soon forget, Cherry Pie, Elbows, Bears, Cops, and Handcuffs.
5 O Star’s
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5 Star Comedy
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strange phrases
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Overall ok.
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Okay
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The Funniest Book Ever
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Freakin LOVED this book!!!!
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Soooo funny
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I skipped to the end
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