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The Cart Massacres

By: John Robert Cameron
Narrated by: John Robert Cameron
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A snappy, absurdly dark satire set in Hanmer, a small town on the outskirts of the author's hometown of Sudbury, Ontario, Canada. It's about a sport involving grocery carts, several terrible people, an alternate universe, and an annoying (yet charming) narrator.

©2021 John Robert Cameron (P)2022 John Robert Cameron
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Love the sarcasm and the voice.

This was a great read. Well thought out plot and full fleshed out characters.. Slick sarcasm. Highly recommend.

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