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The Cat Who Killed Lilian Jackson Braun

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The Cat Who Killed Lilian Jackson Braun

By: Robert Kaplow
Narrated by: Arte Johnson
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America's most beloved writer, Lilian Jackson Braun, author of twenty-four Cat Who... mysteries is now the subject of a mystery herself. In this spoof by one of her most ardent admirers, her beheaded body has been discovered in the men's room of a gay bar in Lower Manhattan. The police are baffled, and so it is up to Braun's eccentric writer friend, James Q. (Qafka), and his Siamese cats Ying-Ton and Poon-Tang to solve the ghastly mystery. Q.'s quest leads him on a hilarious, ribald chase that's a cross between a story by Lenny Bruce and Dashiell Hammett. Before it's done we've encountered Pulitzer Prize-winning Philip Roth, a sex-starved suburban housewife, a mysterious Hollywood diary, Britney Spears, an ancient secret society, and two gifted cats whose trail of urine and hairballs leads Q. and his spunky undergraduate assistant to finally unravel the riddle of

The Cat Who Killed Lilian Jackson Braun.

©2003 Robert Kaplow (P)2005 Phoenix Audio Literature & Fiction Mystery Witty Funny
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This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

I hope no one would enjoy a book that mocks good and moral writing.

What could Robert Kaplow have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

Not to have perverted a good series of stories.

What didn’t you like about Arte Johnson’s performance?

he was ok

What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

All

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The "The Cat Who.." series of books are a good clean read. Why can't this type of writing just be respected and not be mocked? For some reason I thought this book would be a similar type - not a total opposite! I don't believe it even deserves one star. Very disappointed I wasted my money on this trash.

What a shame!

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Offensive book. Not funny at all except for sick minded people! I wish I could return it!

Awful story. Vulgar and unnecessary!I wish I could return it!

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Not a good book at all very poorly wrote
Doesn’t make any sense at all

This story is disgusting and stupid

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I disliked this book and the volgarness. The Cat Who books are so wonderful this is an insult. I couldn't get past Chapter two.

Volgar.

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Foul language and uninterested reading make this book a real disappointment. The author and the reader are not worth your time.

Stinks

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it is the absolute opposite of Lilian Jackson Braun style of writting. It's trashy and hard to follow.

not my style

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I can’t even begin to say how awful & vulgar this book was and how disappointed I was with this selection. I can’t even give it one star for anything, but the app is requiring it.

The worst book I ever got on Audible.

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This was one of the worst audio books I have come across. I was expecting a witty and fun spoof honoring one of my favorite book series. Instead I received a book that ridiculed the Cat Who books and their writer and contained gratuitous sex and language. A very disappointing book, audio or otherwise. Audible.com, you should give a refund on this one!!!

Don't waste your time!

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vaulgar, disgussing, very disappointing for a the cat who book. wish I had not wasted my credit on this book BAD BAD BAD

Very disappointed in audio book

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very off not at all what I thought!!! I couldn't get past chapter 2 without turning it off!! how you did not get sued over it amazes me!! this trash belongs in a rubbish bin!!!!

this book is in very bad taste!!!!!

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