
The Elephant of Surprise
The Russel Middlebrook Series
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Narrated by:
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Josh Hurley
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By:
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Brent Hartinger
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Book 4 in the Lambda Award-winning Russel Middlebrook Series!
People aren't always what they seem to be. Sometimes we even surprise ourselves. So discovers seventeen-year-old Russel Middlebrook in The Elephant of Surprise, a stand-alone sequel to Brent Hartinger's landmark 2003 gay young adult novel Geography Club (which has now been adapted as a feature film co-starring Scott Bakula and Nikki Blonsky). In this latest audiobook, Russel and his friends Min and Gunnar are laughing about something they call the Elephant of Surprise - the tendency for life to never turn out as expected. Sure enough, Russel soon happens upon a hot but mysterious homeless activist named Wade, even as he's drawn back to an old flame named Kevin.
Meanwhile, Min is learning surprising things about her girlfriend Leah, and Gunnar just wants to be left alone to pursue his latest technology obsession. But the elephant is definitely on the move in all three of their lives. Just who is Wade and what are he and his friends planning? What is Leah hiding? And why is Gunnar taking naked pictures of Kevin in the shower?
The Elephant of Surprise includes Hartinger's trademark combination of humor and romance, angst and optimism. Before the story is over, Russel and his friends will learn that the Elephant of Surprise really does appear when you least expect him - and that when he stomps on you, it really, really hurts.
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such a great series truly one of the best.
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I still loved all the books despite how short they were. But this Kevin thing is really disappointing. I re-read all the books I buy. Kind of a lot. Life sucks books are better. But it’s hard to escape into a story knowing you are going to be repeatedly disappointed by the same thing. Poor Kevin. And why the f didn’t Ming go back and hold him while he cried after she convinced him. It’s fine. I love the books. I’m going to reread them. Just it’s such a small change and it would have made such a difference.
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Great stories!
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Please write about their senior year one day!
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Amazing!!
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Also, why can’t Russell be with a good guy like Otto but he lives nearby? All these recent boys tricking him and making him feel bad.
Overall this installment was OK. Hoping the next one is better.
Meh
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