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Friendly Neighborhood Wizard, Book 2
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SmilingSatyr
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As if saving his town wasn't enough, a young wizard must now bridge the gap between humans and fae and become the peacemaker for two worlds.
When a magical mega-storm was leveled against wizard Wil McKenzie's beloved hometown of Harper Valley, the master miracle worker saved the day and became a hero. Unfortunately, in the wake of the bewitching squall, a whole new world of trouble has opened up.
With the relations between humans and their new fae neighbors as fraught as ever, Wil and his girlfriend, Darlene, have stepped into the realm of the faerie. They're forging a path to its capital, Oakheart Spiral, to talk peace and diplomacy with only the best of intentions. They also have the best of guides: Syl, a cloven-hooved, goat-headed healer, protector, and mediator, who knows the people and the land. And more importantly, he knows the dangers and the centuries of bad blood that lie between them and their destination.
Because forces—both human and far from it—that prefer war to peace are aligning against Wil, including rival wizards, murderous wampus cats, mischievous wee folk, avenging royalty, and other beasties on the prowl. But nobody and nothing is going to keep him from finally setting things right . . .
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By: George Orwell, and others
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The Signal
- By: Eric Buchman, Gabriel Urbina, Sarah Shachat
- Narrated by: Paget Brewster, full cast
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Two astronomers have detected a strange, pulsing signal from deep space. Within hours, the US government goes into lockdown, restricting airspace and scrubbing scientific data. Was the signal an intercepted communication revealing alarming plans for an enemy’s military strike? Or has humanity at long last found proof of extraterrestrial life?
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it did a good job keep me listening but disappointed at the ending
- By Tristan M. on 12-21-24
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Artemis
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
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- Patrick
- 08-26-24
A friendly wizard or a doormat
Listen, there’s a fine line between being a nice guy that wants to help everyone out and being a doormat and the MC is a doormat that only snaps when push too far. It’s not a healthy way of doing it. You can be a nice guy, but you can also stick up for yourself and the things you believe in in this guy just lets everyone run rough shot until he gets to a baking point and then snaps back at people with overwhelming force.
I’m all four nice people doing good things with the power they have. I have a hope that the author will fix this problem.
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