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The Fowl Twins, Book Three: The Fowl Twins Get What They Deserve
- Artemis Fowl: The Fowl Twins, Book 3
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Parker
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
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Publisher's summary
Irish twins Myles and Beckett, Artemis Fowl's younger brothers, return in their third and most bizarre adventure yet.
"Like its best-selling progenitors, a nonstop spin-off afroth with high-tech, spectacular magic, and silly business." (Kirkus, starred review)
For almost two years, Lord Teddy Bleedham-Drye, the Duke of Scilly, has been plotting revenge against the Fowl Twins, who humiliated him in book one. Teddy plans to give them exactly what they deserve: permanent death.
He threatens Myles with his weaponized jet, and Beckett and specialist Lazuli succeed in disarming the aircraft and causing an accident that kills the duke. But does it really?
Ghosts, clones, and fairy magic come to play in this ultimate and ridiculous showdown between the twins and their worst enemy.
Complete your middle-grade fantasy collection with these best-selling fan favorites:
- Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer
- Airman by Eoin Colfer
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Artemis Fowl is now a major motion picture streaming on Disney+
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- Narrated by: Brian Holsopple
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Mankind was beginning its third leap into the Galaxy, but Old Earth had so long kept to herself that her people were unable to travel safely among the rough-and-tumble cultures that had evolved on distant worlds. That annoyed Earth's rulers, for Hobart Floyt--a minor Terran bureaucrat-- had been left a mysterious inheritance by the deceased ruler of a small but wealthy interstellar empire.
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Best Sci Fi Fun anywhere!
- By A. Foxter on 07-07-15
By: Brian Daley
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Invaders
- By: Vaughn Heppner
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
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They came from the brightest star in the southern constellation of Carina. First they studied us. Now they're among us, threatening human existence as they search for the Starcore, the greatest device of the lost Polarions. Logan is captured in the Nevada desert but escapes in Greenland. There he finds an extraterrestrial stealth ship, giving him the means to take the battle to the enemy.
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WISHING WASN'T GOING TO HELP ME NOW
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 09-07-17
By: Vaughn Heppner
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The Mad Scientist's Guide to World Domination
- Original Short Fiction for the Modern Evil Genius
- By: John Joseph Adams - editor
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki, Mary Robinette Kowal, Justine Eyre
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Mad scientists have never had it so tough. In super-hero comics, graphic novels, films, TV series, video games, and even works of what may be fiction, they are besieged by those who stand against them, devoid of sympathy for their irrational, megalomaniacal impulses to rule, destroy, or otherwise dominate the world as we know it. It’s just not fair. So those of us who are so twisted and sick that we love mad scientists have created this guide.
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HAND DANCING
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 05-30-15
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The Ark
- Children of a Dead Earth, Book 1
- By: Patrick S. Tomlinson
- Narrated by: Mirron Willis
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Humankind has escaped a dying Earth and set out to find a new home among the stars aboard an immense generation ship affectionately named the Ark. Bryan Benson is the Ark's greatest living sports hero, enjoying retirement working as a detective in Avalon, his home module. The hours are good, the work is easy, and the perks can't be beat. But when a crew member goes missing, Bryan is thrust into the center of an ever-expanding web of deception, secrets, and violence.
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Nearly there
- By Michaela on 05-11-16
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Zodiac: Zodiac, Book 1
- By: Romina Russell
- Narrated by: Rebecca Gibel
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Rhoma Grace is a 16-year-old student from House Cancer with an unusual way of reading the stars. While her classmates use measurements to make accurate astrological predictions, she looks up at the night sky and makes up stories.
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Beware the 13th sign!
- By Krista Lemoine on 09-22-16
By: Romina Russell
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Up Against It
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Geoff and his friends live in Phocaea, a distant asteroid colony on the Solar System's frontier. They're your basic high-spirited young adults, enjoying such pastimes as hacking matter compilers to produce dancing skeletons that prance through the low-gee communal areas, using their rocket-bikes to salvage methane ice shrapnel that flies away when the colony brings in a big (and vital) rock of the stuff, and figuring out how to avoid the ubiquitous surveillance motes.
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Very old school SF, in ways good and bad
- By A reader on 06-19-12
By: M. J. Locke
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Kingdom Keepers Inheritance: The Shimmer
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In the near future, in the Epcot of Walt Disney's imagination, sixty thousand people live in a CommuniTree surrounding the forward-looking Walt Disney World theme park. Five unique families are among the residents—and some of the parents were once known as the Kingdom Keepers. Their identities are carefully guarded in order to raise their children without special treatment, most of the Kingdom Keepers work for the Walt Disney Company, and have settled into "ordinary" and rewarding lives.
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This is the Wrong Manuscript
- By Kali on 03-07-23
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Fortune's Pawn
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- By: Rachel Bach
- Narrated by: Emily Durante
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Devi Morris isn't your average mercenary. She has plans. Big ones. And a ton of ambition. It's a combination that's going to get her killed one day - but not just yet. That is, until she gets a job on a tiny trade ship with a nasty reputation for surprises. The Glorious Fool isn't misnamed; it likes to get into trouble, so much so that one year of security work under its captain is equal to five years everywhere else. With odds like that, Devi knows she's found the perfect way to get the jump on the next part of her plan.
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Easily the worst narration I've heard in 90 books
- By Matthew on 11-05-14
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Things to Do in Denver When You're Un-Dead
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- By: Mark Everett Stone
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For 10 years Kal Hakala has been the Bureau of Supernatural Investigation's top man, the longest surviving agent in its blood-soaked history. The World At Large has no idea that The World Under exists. And its vampires, demons, zombies, and mythic monsters are growing increasingly restless. In all Kal's time with the Bureau, there has been no case he couldn't crack, no monster he couldn't kill. Then a plague of zombies comes to Denver, along with a vicious serial killer dubbed The Organ Donor.
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very, very enjoyable. a great listen
- By Dr Dionne P Joseph on 08-24-13
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Firstborn
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Jake Ramsey - an unassuming yet talented archaeologist - has been given the chance of a lifetime. Hired to investigate a recently unearthed Xel'Naga temple, he knows this latest assignment will open up whole new possibilities for his career. Yet when Jake discovers the remains of a long-dead protoss mystic, his hopes and dreams are irrevocably drowned in a flood of alien memories. Bonded to the spirit of the dead protoss, Jake has become the sole inheritor of the protoss' total history - every event, every thought - every feeling.
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Christie Golden doesn't have a wide enough range
- By Chad Dye on 04-30-19
By: Christie Golden
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- Sorra
- 05-01-22
enjoyable
as always Nathaniel Parker never disappoints to narrate Eoin Colfer's brilliant story. A beautiful adventure.
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- KRolo
- 11-01-21
For adults who never grew up!
I recommend all adults read this series to ground themselves in how to be a thinking, feeling, joyous human being (aka “child”).
Plumb the depths of these books and be prepared to laugh and cry on cue. In other words, prepare to be amazed.
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- Gregory Kurylowicz
- 11-20-21
it's funny
this story just keeps getting better and better. now with the twins Myles and Beckett.
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- S. Arevalo
- 04-27-23
Wild
This book is very surprising but it’s still a good book I was shocked at some parts
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- Harold F. Trent III
- 05-17-23
Nathaniel Parker, bleeds us dry from enjoyment
I’m beginning to believe the audio version of the twins series is the best way to consume the content. The voice acting and production quality is that of BBC production, which is to say second to none.
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- Zach H.
- 11-11-21
We Can't Wait For Another Book
First with the Artemis Fowl Series, now the Fowl twins! These books are excellent! As a family we reread the entire series to refresh our memory in preparation for the upcoming book and cannot wait for the next installation in the series!
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- YuanRuo YU
- 12-28-21
Ridiculous
It is as ridiculous as the last few books. All the events are so silly. I liked the writing very much as well.
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