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The Funeral Date
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- Length: 4 hrs and 49 mins
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- Marian Bliss
- 06-17-24
I did not like the computer generated voice. I couldn’t listen because it sounded like a robot.
The computer voice was terrible It sounded like a robot reading. I couldn’t stand how it read the story.
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-23-24
The funeral date
The virtual reading of this book was very confusing to who was speaking because of the same voice and tone.
The story line was dull and kind of stupid
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