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A.C. Huntley
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For eight years, Saffron Savage has been stuck on a dilapidated zoo-planet on the outskirts of the galaxy. Her mountains of overdue student loans make it impossible to afford the cost of leaving, and her sleazy coworkers force her to work demoralizing jobs on a daily basis. Desperate to escape, she hatches a scheme that might just be crazy enough to work: steal the zoo's rare, two-headed llama and sell it to the highest bidder.
When the poorly planned theft lands Saffron and her stolen companion as unwitting stowaways on an outbound ship, she must pose as an animal rights activist on a mission to return the animal to its home planet. To her surprise, the ride comes with some perks–an instant chemistry with Captain Michael Reyes, and burgeoning friendships with the ship's motley, animal-loving crew. Other than the lie that's snowballing out of control, Saffron finds herself settling into this quirky, ship-bound life.
If only the buyer wasn't the most notorious, cut-throat mob boss in the galaxy. Or there wasn't a warrant out for her arrest.
The Galactic Zookeeper's Guide to Heists and Husbandry is a fast-paced space romp about second chances, rediscovering purpose, and finding family in unexpected places.
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When humanity reaches for the stars, our probes are destroyed. They crash into an incredibly advanced piece of technology: a massive force-field. Unknown beings have placed a barrier around our star and planets, enclosing us within. We’re locked inside a Great Sphere. Was this invisible obstacle built to imprison us - or to protect us? No one knows the truth, but it soon becomes clear the barrier has leaks. Aliens infiltrate and try to sabotage our efforts to escape our cage.
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- By Neil Kresl on 04-04-19
By: James Millington, and others
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The Disasters
- By: M. K. England
- Narrated by: James Fouhey
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
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Hotshot pilot Nax Hall has a history of making poor life choices. So it’s not exactly a surprise when he’s kicked out of the elite Ellis Station Academy in less than 24 hours. But Nax’s one-way trip back to Earth is cut short when a terrorist group attacks the Academy. Nax and three other washouts escape - barely - but they’re also the sole witnesses to the biggest crime in the history of space colonization. And the perfect scapegoats. On the run, Nax and his fellow failures plan to pull off a dangerous heist to spread the truth.
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Fabulous!
- By Maria W on 07-01-19
By: M. K. England
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Hecate
- Serengeti Series, Book 0
- By: J. B. Rockwell
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Wiley
- Length: 12 hrs and 47 mins
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Black Ops - the intelligence arm of the Meridian Alliance Fleet came calling with an offer Henricksen couldn't refuse: a ship - an entire squadron of ships, actually - and crew to command. A chance to get back to the stars. Too bad he didn't ask more questions before accepting the assignment. Too bad no one told him just how dangerous this particular skunkworks project was. They call the ship the RV-N: Reconnaissance Vessel-Non-combat, Raven for short. A stealth ship - fast, and maneuverable, and brutal as hell.
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A Prequel
- By Jean on 12-03-17
By: J. B. Rockwell
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The Sheriff of Yrnameer
- A Novel
- By: Michael Rubens
- Narrated by: William Dufris
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
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Meet Cole: hapless space rogue, part-time smuggler, on a path to being full-time dead. His sidekick just stole his girlfriend. The galaxy's most hideous and feared bounty hunter wants to lay eggs in his brain. And the luxury space yacht Cole just hijacked turns out of be filled with interstellar do-gooders, one especially loathsome stowaway, and a cargo of freeze-dried orphans.
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Fun, Light-hearted SF
- By Martin Moore on 08-30-09
By: Michael Rubens
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Off Planet
- Aunare Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Aileen Erin
- Narrated by: Frankie Corzo
- Length: 14 hrs and 18 mins
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In an all-too-plausible future where corporate conglomerates have left the world’s governments in shambles, anyone with means has left the polluted Earth for the promise of a better life on a SpaceTech-owned colony among the stars. Maité Martinez is the daughter of an Earther Latina and a powerful Aunare man, an alien race that SpaceTech sees as a threat to their dominion. When tensions turn violent, Maité finds herself trapped on Earth and forced into hiding.
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Excellent book!
- By TheKtribe on 04-03-19
By: Aileen Erin
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The Ark
- Children of a Dead Earth, Book 1
- By: Patrick S. Tomlinson
- Narrated by: Mirron Willis
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
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Humankind has escaped a dying Earth and set out to find a new home among the stars aboard an immense generation ship affectionately named the Ark. Bryan Benson is the Ark's greatest living sports hero, enjoying retirement working as a detective in Avalon, his home module. The hours are good, the work is easy, and the perks can't be beat. But when a crew member goes missing, Bryan is thrust into the center of an ever-expanding web of deception, secrets, and violence.
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Nearly there
- By Michaela on 05-11-16
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Orbital Decay
- By: Allen Steele
- Narrated by: Jonathan Yen
- Length: 13 hrs and 52 mins
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The award-winning, bestselling author's first novel. The beamjacks work in zero-gravity constructing satellites in the vacuum of deepest space. And they're not going to let the military control them anymore.
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Hard to follow
- By Don on 12-27-16
By: Allen Steele
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Ashfall Prophecy
- By: Pittacus Lore
- Narrated by: Andrew Eiden
- Length: 9 hrs and 33 mins
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Syd Chambers grew up on Earth with his human mother and barely remembers his alien father from Denza, who left on a mission when Syd was very young. After leaving Earth, Syd learned the truth of his father’s disappearance on the planet Ashfall—his father had died protecting a devastating secret about the history between humans and Denzans.
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the pace
- By troy douglas on 07-12-24
By: Pittacus Lore
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Space Tripping
- By: Patrick Edwards
- Narrated by: Nick Tecosky
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
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Chuck never thought too deeply about whether aliens existed - not until Jopp, an intergalactic transport pilot, drunkenly crashed on Earth and tried to steal his truck. Now Chuck finds himself unwittingly roped into helping Jopp work off a debt to the universe's most powerful corporation, the Prime Partners Intergalactic Consortium. Through a series of mishaps and misfortune, the duo find themselves in possession of a mysterious black case. In order to survive, they must fend off murderous marauders, an interplanetary police force, and a peculiar crime boss.
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Excellent Book!
- By Ian Matties on 09-07-17
By: Patrick Edwards
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Dark Horse
- Class 5 Series, Book 1
- By: Michelle Diener
- Narrated by: Christina Delaine
- Length: 13 hrs and 56 mins
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Rose McKenzie may be far from Earth with no way back, but she's made a powerful ally - a fellow prisoner with whom she's formed a strong bond. Sazo's an artificial intelligence. He's saved her from captivity and torture, but he's also put her in the middle of a conflict, leaving Rose with her loyalties divided. Captain Dav Jallan doesn't know why he and his crew have stumbled across an almost legendary Class 5 battleship, but he's not going to complain. The only problem is, all its crew are dead - all except for one strange, new alien being.
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A Perfect Sci Fi / Romance Series You'll Love!
- By bluestatereader on 12-02-16
By: Michelle Diener
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The Bayern Agenda
- Galactic Cold War, Book 1
- By: Dan Moren
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
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Simon Kovalic, top intelligence operative for the Commonwealth of Independent Systems, is on the front line of the burgeoning Cold War with the aggressive Illyrican Empire. He barely escapes his latest mission with a broken arm and vital intel that points to the empire cozying up to the Bayern Corporation: a planet-sized bank. There’s no time to waste, but with Kovalic out of action, his undercover team is handed over to his ex-wife, Lt. Commander Natalie Taylor.
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tedious
- By itinerant on 03-09-19
By: Dan Moren
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Fortune's Pawn
- Paradox Series, Book 1
- By: Rachel Bach
- Narrated by: Emily Durante
- Length: 11 hrs and 13 mins
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Devi Morris isn't your average mercenary. She has plans. Big ones. And a ton of ambition. It's a combination that's going to get her killed one day - but not just yet. That is, until she gets a job on a tiny trade ship with a nasty reputation for surprises. The Glorious Fool isn't misnamed; it likes to get into trouble, so much so that one year of security work under its captain is equal to five years everywhere else. With odds like that, Devi knows she's found the perfect way to get the jump on the next part of her plan.
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Easily the worst narration I've heard in 90 books
- By Matthew on 11-05-14
By: Rachel Bach
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- Shane
- 07-18-23
sci Fi is better with humor
very good book with a very realistic outlook to the future no need to do a bunch of sci Fi talk and hand waving. just characters that feel real and act like normal people. excellent read and performance by the narrator.
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-13-23
Loved it!
When it comes to audiobooks, I've ventured through realms of storytelling, but I recently stumbled upon an absolute gem, and I was happy to have come across it.
The plot, which revolves around a zookeeper and her two headed llama on the run, keeps your headphones glued in as she makes her way through precarious situations. This books plot is completely unique with a mix of romance, drama, and a tale of redemption.
This audiobook has truly been a delightful find and a fun read/listen.
Hope to see more from this author.
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- Tiffany K.
- 07-23-23
rough start to a funny story.
Author struggles to find a begining to a lovely heist style story with humor and great twists. don't elt the bwgining scare youa way from a fantastic story. wish we had a better reader to listen to with mote than 4 voices for an entire book.
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- Mark
- 07-05-23
Fun Space Romp
Saffron Savage, red-haired animal excrement-shoveler extraordinaire, lives with her crushed dreams of looking after exotic animals on a backwater world at the ass-end of the galaxy. The zoo owners don’t care for the animals and would rather let them die than pay to take care of them. Only one of three women on the entire planet, her situation is less than desirable.
Seeing a chance to get off that dump and leave her poor life choices behind, Saffron absconds with a rare, highly protected, and equally highly desired animal. A kind of two-headed llama thing called an umemeh. The umemeh is highly sought after because something in its next muscles can be converted into an effective impotence-fixing medicine.
Saffron is her own worst enemy for most of this book. Sure, she is deeply indebted to the galaxy’s most notorious mob boss, who would happily kill her should she fail to deliver. Still, her poor choices and inability to communicate effectively with people are her main issues.
She can therefore be hard to like at times when she’s wallowing in self-pity and recrimination, but she does elicit some sympathy. She is flawed, be she is trying to be better. Parts of this really hit hard, with some fantastic passages where she is deep into her despair, and her inability to trust anyone makes Saffron as a character feel very real.
I always enjoy a ridiculous title, and “The Galactic Zookeeper’s Guide to Heists and Husbandry” certainly caught my attention. The blurb does a pretty good job of describing what you’ll get. I wouldn’t exactly describe it as fast-paced. There’s always something going on, but I think “frenetic” might be a better adjective.
The length of the book took me by surprise. There’s always some disaster or catastrophe going on, and when I thought I must have been drawing close to the end game, I looked at the time remaining, only to find I was halfway through. I hadn’t noticed the runtime was a tick over fourteen hours when I dropped the credit, so this made a lot more sense when I realised that.
The world-building was okay. We get a general understanding of the universe and some of how it functions. Planets or stop-over points with names like the Horse’s Ass or the Hobo’s Towel drop in with no explanation behind their name. The quantum communicators (aka quanta-coms) I liked and how they neatly solved the problems of talking to people many lightyears away.
The narration by Kim Churchill was excellent. No production or quality issues that I noticed, and a good range of voices for all the various characters… even some (well, one) that is particularly annoying… but he’s meant to be an annoying robot, so it suits.
Overall, it’s fun and silly with a sweary, thirsty, rather crass main character on a mission to pull herself out of a terrible situation by swapping one bad choice for another. I doubt I’d rush to give it another listen anytime soon, but I can see myself giving it another go at some point.
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- Abraham Galsky
- 01-04-24
Brilliant work
A wonderful story with beautifully developed characters. Saffron Savage is a riot and extremely related. What a joy of a read.
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