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Epic Failure, Book 1
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Joe Zieja
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Joe Zieja
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The 200 years' (and counting) peace was a time of tranquility that hasn't been seen since...well, ever. Mankind in the Galactic Age had finally conquered war, so what was left for the military to do but drink and barbecue? That's the kind of military that Sergeant R. Wilson Rogers lived in before he left the fleet to become a smuggler.
But it turns out that smuggling is hard. Like getting-arrested-for-dealing-with-pirates-and-forced-back-into-service kind of hard. It doesn't seem so bad - the military was a perpetual tiki party anyway - but when Rogers returns after only a year away, something has changed. These are soldiers - actual soldiers doing actual soldier things like preparing for a war that Rogers is sure doesn't exist. Rogers vows to put a stop to all this nonsense - even if it means doing actual work.
With an experienced ear for military doublespeak, Joe Zieja has created a remarkable and sarcastic adventure in Mechanical Failure.
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- By Dave H on 04-21-13
By: Tanya Huff
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Fortune's Pawn
- Paradox Series, Book 1
- By: Rachel Bach
- Narrated by: Emily Durante
- Length: 11 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Devi Morris isn't your average mercenary. She has plans. Big ones. And a ton of ambition. It's a combination that's going to get her killed one day - but not just yet. That is, until she gets a job on a tiny trade ship with a nasty reputation for surprises. The Glorious Fool isn't misnamed; it likes to get into trouble, so much so that one year of security work under its captain is equal to five years everywhere else. With odds like that, Devi knows she's found the perfect way to get the jump on the next part of her plan.
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Easily the worst narration I've heard in 90 books
- By Matthew on 11-05-14
By: Rachel Bach
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Space Junk
- A Military Sci-Fi Series (Waymaker Wars, Book 1)
- By: Rachel Aukes
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Captain Jack Hale and his crew of ragtag scavengers live by a code. They do the job, get paid, and keep their heads down. Salvaging a distant section of the asteroid belt seemed like the perfect job. But when he and his crew stumble across a mining camp filled with dead bodies, their plans for a quick payday quickly go out the airlock. Especially when they find a scared little girl who knows the truth about the massacre.
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Boyo, this is good!
- By Lonnie-The GreatNorthernTroll-Moore on 05-05-22
By: Rachel Aukes
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He Was Not Prepared
- Birth of Heavy Metal Series, Book 1
- By: Michael Todd, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Fountain of Youth, or Valley of Death? While eating his supper of microwave popcorn, PhD student-genius Salinger Jacobs is grabbed from his apartment in California, stuck on a C-130 military plane, and sent to the Sahara Desert to witness the reality of the ZOO for himself. With the life expectancy of untrained scientists working inside the ZOO measured in hours, he has a lot to learn. Fast. First order of business? How do you shoot a gun, and just how much is that plant worth?
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Utter insanity
- By Cody on 12-09-22
By: Michael Todd, and others
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Parallax
- A Space Opera Adventure (Redshift Runners, Book 1)
- By: Tony Peak
- Narrated by: John Skelley
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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There is fortune to be made across the stars. If it doesn't kill him first. When Deadeye, a hotshot space jockey, is captured by pirates, he decides to join the motley group called the Redshift Runners. Maybe they can help him get rich. These Runners aren’t typical interstellar bandits, however. They risk their lives delivering food and supplies to starving colonies in the outer rim.
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nice to see a real person reading the story
- By Damien on 05-23-25
By: Tony Peak
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Mercenary Instinct
- Mandrake Company, Book 1
- By: Ruby Lionsdrake
- Narrated by: Jill Redfield
- Length: 10 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Skulking around in the ruins on a planet swarming with treasure hunters, slavers, and bounty hunters isn't good for one's health. But Ankari Markovich needs a few archaeological samples for her latest business venture, a venture that might prove lucrative enough to move her family off the impoverished planet where she grew up. Unfortunately, she has no sooner collected her samples than she's captured by a band of brawny mercenaries.
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Pleasantly Surprised!
- By Cheri on 01-19-17
By: Ruby Lionsdrake
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Starship Repo
- By: Patrick S. Tomlinson
- Narrated by: Alyssa Bresnahan
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Firstname Lastname is a no one with nowhere to go, with a name that is the result of an unfortunate clerical error and destined to be one of the only humans on an alien space station. That is, until she sneaks aboard a ship and joins up with a crew of repo men (they are definitely not pirates). Now she's traveling the galaxy "recovering" ships. What could go wrong?
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DNF - struggling to care about characters
- By Diana on 01-23-21
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Shattered Alliance: Publisher's Pack
- Books 1-2
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 13 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Contains books one and two of the Shattered Alliance series.
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FUN!
- By A. R. Holloway on 11-28-20
By: Benjamin Wallace
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The Encounter
- Andromeda, Book 1
- By: Brandon Q. Morris
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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A planet in the endless emptiness of space, far from the warmth of any sun. And yet there are people who populate its vast caverns, living, working and loving. Since time immemorial, they have been on course for Andromeda, the neighboring galaxy of the Milky Way. This is the prophecy of the ancients, the one goal that unites them all, their cult. But then the unthinkable happens: the journey stops because the planet enters the orbit of a mysterious object that can't be seen in any telescope.
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Narrator reads with an unnatural and affected gravelly voice.
- By Edward Janne on 02-17-23
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Man of War
- Rebellion, Book 1
- By: M. R. Forbes
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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In the year 2280, an alien fleet attacked the Earth. Their weapons were unstoppable, their defenses unbreakable. Our technology was inferior, our militaries overwhelmed. Only one starship escaped before civilization fell. Earth was lost. It was never forgotten. Fifty-two years have passed. A message from home has been received. The time to fight for what is ours has come.
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Hope from Ashes
- By Victor @ theAudiobookBlog dot com on 07-23-16
By: M. R. Forbes
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Marshal the Stars
- Lone Wolf Squadron, Book 1
- By: Jamie Davis, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Fighter pilot Beau Ward was always willing to bend the rules to get the job done. His "independent" attitude got him bounced around the Federation Fleet for years—until he took it too far. A long-standing debt has been called in, and he's the one who must pay it back.
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Another Jamie Davis Masterclass!!!
- By Jas P on 12-03-22
By: Jamie Davis, and others
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Stardust Runner 1
- Stardust Runner, Book 1
- By: Dante King, Ryan Vermont
- Narrated by: Gabriel Michael, Katana Jones
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
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My name is Simon Jackson: former soldier in the Elynese Special Forces and current fixer for mob boss Krahmin the voidtouched. Myan Station is my home. Dwarves, goblins, gnomes, grays, fey, even humans make up the melting pot that is Myan Station. When Malak the half-ork and I stole an ancient starship, we set off a chain of events that could spell the end of Myan Station.
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Very Frustrating
- By Roy on 11-04-22
By: Dante King, and others
What about Joe Zieja’s performance did you like?
This is the first self narrated book that I have enjoyed. I would listen to this guy read others books as well. He needs to work on using different voices for different characters but he did a great job overall.Any additional comments?
I have bought scores of audio books on audible but have never been moved to write a review. This new author deserves it. I will be keeping my eye out for any new stuff that he writes. He has a great sense of humor.Awesome book, had me laughing out loud in public.
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Would you listen to Mechanical Failure again? Why?
In the early days of mass-market audio books on cassette tapes the label trumpeting that the author also narrated the audio version was a sign that even an excellent story could be screwed up, the flow and pace of the story would be complete {Male Bovine Feces}, and not worth handing over your money.There are some excellent books out there on the market, completely {Expletive} {Expletive} screwed-up in the audio version by a narrator who has no idea what the author means or wants.
This first book in a new series from Joe Zeija is a pleasant surprise, a light SF space based romp, who knows exactly how the story reads in his mind, and has the skills to bring that fun version to the microphone himself.
Actually Joe has various axes to grind about military organizations, and the kinds of personalities that sponge, leech off, cheat colleagues, and generally take the {Expletive} in peacetime, and also how the mad roulette wheel of promotion can also {Expletive} other people's lives, especially when a war starts.
Looking forward to the next in the series
The author narrates space SF - go buy it and laugh
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Hilarious
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Any additional comments?
Good:-Funny, comedy, humor, hilarious
-Better than Redshirts
-Original and creative characters
-Reminds me of my own office experiences
-Numerous literal laugh out loud moments
Bad:
-Largely forgettable in the scheme of things.
-It's a fluff or palette cleansing book.
Conclusion: I'll definitely continue this series.
I recommend it to anyone who wants a funny space fiction book, so fans of Scalzi's books or Erikson's Willful Child Series.
Another Space Comedy? Totally Okay With That
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well expletive done Joe.. ..well done sir
a great work. both in writing and the audio
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Easily one of my top 3 books of all time
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Pretty sure I served with most of these guys...
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For a deeply philosophical inquiry into the human condition, with highhanded verbiage, look again.
Fun fun fun
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Favorite book in years!
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Robots
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