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Epic Failure, Book 1
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Joe Zieja
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Joe Zieja
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The 200 years' (and counting) peace was a time of tranquility that hasn't been seen since...well, ever. Mankind in the Galactic Age had finally conquered war, so what was left for the military to do but drink and barbecue? That's the kind of military that Sergeant R. Wilson Rogers lived in before he left the fleet to become a smuggler.
But it turns out that smuggling is hard. Like getting-arrested-for-dealing-with-pirates-and-forced-back-into-service kind of hard. It doesn't seem so bad - the military was a perpetual tiki party anyway - but when Rogers returns after only a year away, something has changed. These are soldiers - actual soldiers doing actual soldier things like preparing for a war that Rogers is sure doesn't exist. Rogers vows to put a stop to all this nonsense - even if it means doing actual work.
With an experienced ear for military doublespeak, Joe Zieja has created a remarkable and sarcastic adventure in Mechanical Failure.
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Rory Thorne is a princess with 13 fairy blessings, the most important of which is to see through flattery and platitudes. As the eldest daughter, she always imagined she'd inherit her father's throne and govern the interplanetary Thorne Consortium. Then, her father is assassinated, her mother gives birth to a son, and Rory is betrothed to the prince of a distant world. When Rory arrives in her new home, she uncovers a treacherous plot to unseat her newly betrothed and usurp his throne.
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A delight, if not exactly science fiction
- By HappyatHeart on 10-26-19
By: K. Eason
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Fortune's Pawn
- Paradox Series, Book 1
- By: Rachel Bach
- Narrated by: Emily Durante
- Length: 11 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Devi Morris isn't your average mercenary. She has plans. Big ones. And a ton of ambition. It's a combination that's going to get her killed one day - but not just yet. That is, until she gets a job on a tiny trade ship with a nasty reputation for surprises. The Glorious Fool isn't misnamed; it likes to get into trouble, so much so that one year of security work under its captain is equal to five years everywhere else. With odds like that, Devi knows she's found the perfect way to get the jump on the next part of her plan.
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Easily the worst narration I've heard in 90 books
- By Matthew on 11-05-14
By: Rachel Bach
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The Dead Worlds
- The Adam Cain Saga, Book 1
- By: T.R. Harris
- Narrated by: Perry Daniels
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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You've heard of him. He's Adam Cain, the alien with an attitude. Now he's back...in a series of new adventures as a badass human, showing the galaxy who's the boss. Accompanied by his buddies Riyad Tarazi and Sherri Valentine, Adam is struggling to make ends meet on a distant tropical world running Capt. Cain's Bar & Grill. The problem: They picked the worst place in the galaxy to run a legitimate business...smack dab in the middle of lawless Dead Zone. Comprised of a hundred dead worlds, The Zone is a gold-rush-like region of salvagers, pirates, and scoundrels.
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- By cdaniels on 11-13-24
By: T.R. Harris
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Marshal the Stars
- Lone Wolf Squadron, Book 1
- By: Jamie Davis, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Fighter pilot Beau Ward was always willing to bend the rules to get the job done. His "independent" attitude got him bounced around the Federation Fleet for years—until he took it too far. A long-standing debt has been called in, and he's the one who must pay it back.
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Another Jamie Davis Masterclass!!!
- By Jas P on 12-03-22
By: Jamie Davis, and others
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Space Junk
- A Military Sci-Fi Series (Waymaker Wars, Book 1)
- By: Rachel Aukes
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Captain Jack Hale and his crew of ragtag scavengers live by a code. They do the job, get paid, and keep their heads down. Salvaging a distant section of the asteroid belt seemed like the perfect job. But when he and his crew stumble across a mining camp filled with dead bodies, their plans for a quick payday quickly go out the airlock. Especially when they find a scared little girl who knows the truth about the massacre.
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Boyo, this is good!
- By Lonnie-The GreatNorthernTroll-Moore on 05-05-22
By: Rachel Aukes
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Stars and Bones
- By: Gareth L. Powell
- Narrated by: Rebecca Norfolk
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
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Seventy-five years from today, the human race has been cast from a dying Earth to wander the stars in a vast fleet of arks—each shaped by its inhabitants into a diverse and fascinating new environment, with its own rules and eccentricities. When her sister disappears while responding to a mysterious alien distress call, Eryn insists on being part of the crew sent to look for her. What she discovers on Candidate-623 is both terrifying and deadly.
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just a bit too average to get into
- By JCRW on 08-23-22
By: Gareth L. Powell
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Mercenary Instinct
- Mandrake Company, Book 1
- By: Ruby Lionsdrake
- Narrated by: Jill Redfield
- Length: 10 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Skulking around in the ruins on a planet swarming with treasure hunters, slavers, and bounty hunters isn't good for one's health. But Ankari Markovich needs a few archaeological samples for her latest business venture, a venture that might prove lucrative enough to move her family off the impoverished planet where she grew up. Unfortunately, she has no sooner collected her samples than she's captured by a band of brawny mercenaries.
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Pleasantly Surprised!
- By Cheri on 01-19-17
By: Ruby Lionsdrake
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Man of War
- Rebellion, Book 1
- By: M. R. Forbes
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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In the year 2280, an alien fleet attacked the Earth. Their weapons were unstoppable, their defenses unbreakable. Our technology was inferior, our militaries overwhelmed. Only one starship escaped before civilization fell. Earth was lost. It was never forgotten. Fifty-two years have passed. A message from home has been received. The time to fight for what is ours has come.
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Hope from Ashes
- By Victor @ theAudiobookBlog dot com on 07-23-16
By: M. R. Forbes
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The Stellar Thief (Books 1-4 of The Emberling series)
- By: Daniel Young
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 16 hrs and 32 mins
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WHEN IN DOUBT, WING IT. The Stellar Thief collects together the first four books in the Emberling series, a pulse-pounding, adrenaline-fueled space opera that will have you clinging to the edge of your seat! Slim Taggart has stolen plenty of things in his short life. That's what happens when you come from a family of planet-hopping thieves. But when he somehow finds himself in possession of a shard from an ancient alien tech known as the Emberling, the heat is suddenly cranked up to scorching levels. Before Taggart knows it, a half-dozen criminal syndicates are on his tail, desperate for ...
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- By Truth Matters on 04-09-25
By: Daniel Young
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Grunt Life
- Task Force Ombra Series, Book 1
- By: Weston Ochse
- Narrated by: Todd McLaren
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
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Benjamin Carter Mason died last night. Maybe he threw himself off a bridge into Los Angeles Harbor, or maybe he burned to death in a house fire in San Pedro; it doesn't really matter. Today, Mason's starting a new life. He's back in boot camp, training for the only war left that matters a damn.
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Good, bad, and ugly but never great.
- By John on 09-07-17
By: Weston Ochse
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Revelation Space
- By: Alastair Reynolds
- Narrated by: John Lee
- Length: 22 hrs and 12 mins
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Nine hundred thousand years ago, something annihilated the Amarantin civilization just as it was on the verge of discovering space flight. Now one scientist, Dan Sylveste, will stop at nothing to solve the Amarantin riddle before ancient history repeats itself. With no other resources at his disposal, Sylveste forges a dangerous alliance with the cyborg crew of the starship Nostalgia for Infinity. But as he closes in on the secret, a killer closes in on him because the Amarantin were destroyed for a reason.
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Defeated
- By Eoin on 07-15-12
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AL:ICE Boxed Set
- Books 1-4
- By: Charles Lamb
- Narrated by: David Drummond
- Length: 42 hrs and 2 mins
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Includes books one through four in the AL:ICE series: AL:ICE, AL:ICE-9, AL:ICE: Resurrection, and AL:ICE: Space War.
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Creepy Naughty Sunday School Junkfood
- By tosbanzai on 02-22-21
By: Charles Lamb
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- gagokano
- 08-13-16
Awesome book, had me laughing out loud in public.
What about Joe Zieja’s performance did you like?
This is the first self narrated book that I have enjoyed. I would listen to this guy read others books as well. He needs to work on using different voices for different characters but he did a great job overall.
Any additional comments?
I have bought scores of audio books on audible but have never been moved to write a review. This new author deserves it. I will be keeping my eye out for any new stuff that he writes. He has a great sense of humor.
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- Mr. D. Dingwall
- 11-12-16
The author narrates space SF - go buy it and laugh
Would you listen to Mechanical Failure again? Why?
In the early days of mass-market audio books on cassette tapes the label trumpeting that the author also narrated the audio version was a sign that even an excellent story could be screwed up, the flow and pace of the story would be complete {Male Bovine Feces}, and not worth handing over your money.
There are some excellent books out there on the market, completely {Expletive} {Expletive} screwed-up in the audio version by a narrator who has no idea what the author means or wants.
This first book in a new series from Joe Zeija is a pleasant surprise, a light SF space based romp, who knows exactly how the story reads in his mind, and has the skills to bring that fun version to the microphone himself.
Actually Joe has various axes to grind about military organizations, and the kinds of personalities that sponge, leech off, cheat colleagues, and generally take the {Expletive} in peacetime, and also how the mad roulette wheel of promotion can also {Expletive} other people's lives, especially when a war starts.
Looking forward to the next in the series
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- jcmwbjs
- 10-01-18
Hilarious
Funny take on military life, good military science fiction, funny and well paced, the author is the narrator and was excellent.
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- Matthew
- 11-23-16
Another Space Comedy? Totally Okay With That
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Good:
-Funny, comedy, humor, hilarious
-Better than Redshirts
-Original and creative characters
-Reminds me of my own office experiences
-Numerous literal laugh out loud moments
Bad:
-Largely forgettable in the scheme of things.
-It's a fluff or palette cleansing book.
Conclusion: I'll definitely continue this series.
I recommend it to anyone who wants a funny space fiction book, so fans of Scalzi's books or Erikson's Willful Child Series.
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- skipparade
- 10-28-17
a great work. both in writing and the audio
the author did a fabtastix job playing the rolls.
well expletive done Joe.. ..well done sir
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- Jayson
- 07-02-18
Easily one of my top 3 books of all time
This was such a fun book, made even better by the author narrating it. The characters are creative and interesting, The Trilogy was amazing, I really hope the author does more books eventually.
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- Knott Bobb
- 11-27-18
Pretty sure I served with most of these guys...
Classic military buffonary ensues. A refreshing reminder that things will always go horribly, hilariously <expletive> wrong.
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- A. Foxter
- 03-30-24
Fun fun fun
For a good time and a rump riot, laugh, look no further.
For a deeply philosophical inquiry into the human condition, with highhanded verbiage, look again.
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- Sabrina
- 06-05-24
Favorite book in years!
This entire series might be my new favorite. Joe Zieja's writing and humor is spot on and his narration is fantastic. It's great hearing the characters as the author imagines them.
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-14-24
Robots
I like the robots the best I was rooting for the AIs To take overt and win the day
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