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Road Trips in Space, Books 1-2
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Craig Robertson
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Contains books 1 and 2 of the Road Trips in Space series.
The Galaxy According to Gideon (Book 1):
Gideon is that close to striking it rich - again. The flaw that always seems to trip him up is that he is a con man, a swindler, and a thief. The entire galaxy seems to have it in for the poor crook. Of course, his task of staying alive isn't made any easier since he has to bring along his ex-girlfriend, who has become a zombie. Then again, maybe dragging along Rigel, the universe's dullest man from the galaxy's most dangerous planets is even worse? You choose. Will Gideon ever catch a break?
The Earth According to Gideon (Book 2):
Gideon's at it again. That's never a good thing! This time out he is dragging Zebah and Rigel to Earth, that backward rock layered with smelly humans. His goal, as always, is to get rich quick without falling back on any legal tools to do so. Gideon, Gideon.
The only thing that's for certain when Gideon tries to scam us humans is that you will laugh. Oh yes. You will laugh....
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Life on Shelnora Island seemed to be perfect for me. A tropical paradise, great food, and beautiful women at the local sorority . . . until I crossed paths with a mysterious murder and sightings of an honest-to-God werewolf! Now I'm surrounded by three beautiful women, all drawn into the mystery, and it turns out that my new dog is a smoking hot shapeshifter. Life's gotten crazy, but maybe, if we all work together, we'll find out who the real killer is. Could it be the curmudgeonly divemaster with a grudge? The sleazy resort owner drumming up sensationalism for tourist bucks?
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The protagonist of Percival Everett's puckish new novel is a brilliant professor of mathematics who goes by Wala Kitu. (Wala, he explains, means "nothing" in Tagalog, and Kitu is Swahili for "nothing.") He is an expert on nothing. That is to say, he is an expert, and his area of study is nothing, and he does nothing about it.
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Fun but Pretentious
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Midnight Cowboy is considered by many to be one of the best American novels published since World War II. The main story centers around Joe Buck, a naive but eager and ambitious young Texan, who decides to leave his dead-end job in search of a grand and glamorous life he believes he will find in New York City. But the city turns out to be a much more difficult place to negotiate than Joe could ever have imagined. He soon finds himself and his dreams compromised. Buck's fall from innocence and his relationship with the crippled street hustler Ratso Rizzo form the novel's emotional nucleus.
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Superb
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Sebastian Shark is on the verge of realizing his dream. The Edge - the most luxurious Los Angeles skyscraper ever conceived - will be his legacy, an icon to dominate LA’s skyline just as Shark dominates its boardrooms. Self-made businesswoman Abbigail Gibson is on a trajectory toward massive success, but to get there, she must navigate the egos of her demanding clients - particularly the driven and obstinate Shark, who possesses the special talent of aggravating and arousing her within the same breath.
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Vampires have officially "come out of the coffin", and Miss Sookie can't wait for one to come her way.
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The first time somebody tried to kill him was an accident. The second time was deliberate. Now Paul Mulchrone finds himself on the run with nobody to turn to except a nurse who has read one-too-many crime novels and a renegade copper with a penchant for violence. Together they must solve one of the most notorious crimes in Irish history. Or else they’ll be history.
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If I could I would give 10 stars..
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You think you’re struggling to find your place in the universe? Consider poor old Colin Douglass, a terminally ill insurance agent who awakens from centuries in cryogenic freeze to find Earth is a devastated wasteland. Now, he’s being pursued by a homicidal interstellar tourist board, and calculating insurance dividends is as outdated as making stone axes. Sci-fi-hating technophobe Colin seeks a cure for his illness in this strange new galaxy where toilets talk back, and door handles are a long-forgotten relic.
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Hairy knees won't stop Colin!
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Vampire and thief Raylene Pendle doesn’t need more complications in her life. Her Seattle home is already overrun by a band of misfits, including Ian Stott, a blind vampire, and Adrian deJesus, an ex–Navy SEAL/drag queen. But Raylene still can’t resist an old pal’s request: seek out and steal a bizarre set of artifacts. Also on the hunt is a brilliant but certifiably crazy sorceress determined to stomp anyone who gets in her way.
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With her husband Bernard two years in the grave, seventy-nine-year-old Harriet Chance sets sail on an ill-conceived Alaskan cruise only to discover through a series of revelations that she's been living the past sixty years of her life under entirely false pretenses. There, amid the buffets and lounge singers, between the imagined appearance of her late husband and the very real arrival of her estranged daughter midway through the cruise, Harriet is forced to take a long look back, confronting the truth about pivotal events that changed the course of her life.
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Great Story - wish there was more
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- Kiersten
- 04-14-20
highly enjoyable
quite enjoyable with a great narrator, its a space romp with no pretensions of science fiction just pure impossibility.
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- Matt_G
- 01-26-23
Nonsensical, crazy, scifi, fun!
Very reminiscent of Douglas Adams, zany fun that doesn't and shouldn't require significant thought. just enjoy the whacky ride!
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- Suzanne OBrien
- 10-06-22
don't waste your $
I have downloaded over a 1000 sci-fi/ fantasy books. this is only the 2nd one I'll be returning. absolutely nothing worth listening too. hrs of babbling on about nothing. it was like an old label & hardy skit. only listened to it because of the John Ryan series..... don't know what I can say good about this series. save your money
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- mike O
- 05-13-20
ridiculous pointless fantastic
this book series is exactly what I needed pointless potty humor ridiculous characters and I just couldn't stop listening like a train wreck for your ears cannot wait till books 3+
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- Richard
- 12-01-20
Good not great
Reminded me of Hitchhiker's Guide but not quite as good. Still enjoyable and good for some laughs and snickers.
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- G. Scott Seavey
- 02-05-24
fun
An Irreverent Rollercoaster. a ride for which I can't wait to pay my ticket and ride again!
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- CFH
- 08-09-20
Almost couldn't finish it
Pointless. Plotless. Tedious. Even SImon Vance could not make it enjoyable. I kept hoping it would get better. It did not.
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- Steve Capistrant
- 08-03-20
I nade it through the third chapter no more
oh my god what a horrid book. it was silly a jus th plain stupid.
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- Claudio deBarros
- 07-07-23
Incoherent
Thought I was getting some thing in the John Ryan series, stuck around as I’d paid for it. This is not listenable.
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- Barb P.
- 08-11-22
Sexist jokes
After the third or fourth casual super sexist joke, which was inferring a teen girl's gang r*pe, I had to turn it off. I'm a fan of the John Ryan series, and wasn't offended by the casual remarks in that because it fit with the character. The ones in this one are pointless and offensive. It also felt like the author was trying to write like Douglas Adams, but was far less clever.
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