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Enter into the salaciously sexy world of “environmental espionage” and meet Jayms Blonde. He’s gorgeous, gay, and makes the bad guys pay!
A hairdresser by trade and a secret agent by choice, this former US Navy Seal can handle an Uzi like a teasing comb. Aided by his faithful pedicurist, Precious Needmore, they lead an elite band of Pink Berets to save the planet from bad hair and bad air.
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Chuck never thought too deeply about whether aliens existed - not until Jopp, an intergalactic transport pilot, drunkenly crashed on Earth and tried to steal his truck. Now Chuck finds himself unwittingly roped into helping Jopp work off a debt to the universe's most powerful corporation, the Prime Partners Intergalactic Consortium. Through a series of mishaps and misfortune, the duo find themselves in possession of a mysterious black case. In order to survive, they must fend off murderous marauders, an interplanetary police force, and a peculiar crime boss.
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Excellent Book!
- By Ian Matties on 09-07-17
By: Patrick Edwards
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Resonant Son
- Resonant Son, Book 1
- By: Christopher Hopper, J. N. Chaney
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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After losing his job and family, Flint Reed finds himself in the middle of a terrorist attack. With nothing but his wits and experience as a former Union police officer, he must do everything he can to stay alive. As he soon discovers, however, there are also hostages, and no one is coming to save them. All hope falls to Flint. But as he fights to navigate the building, the real answers begin to unravel. What are the terrorists really after, and why are they so intent on getting into the vault?
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Die Hard in the Renegade Universe!
- By MLT78 on 02-18-20
By: Christopher Hopper, and others
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The Purple Don
- An Illuminati Novel
- By: SLMN
- Narrated by: L. Steven Taylor
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
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Joey Diamonds is on the verge of being a “made” man, with ice-cold blue eyes that pierce through the hearts of women...and men. After being disowned by his Mafia family, losing the love of his life, and realizing the world at large is his enemy, Joey throws extreme caution to the wind on his journey of self-debauchery in the name of fame and fortune. The Purple Don is the story of how self-destruction is never simply an internal state, and everyone around can be destroyed in the process.
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This was a good story!
- By tracey on 04-18-24
By: SLMN
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Mutineer
- Kris Longknife, Book 1
- By: Mike Shepherd
- Narrated by: Dina Pearlman
- Length: 14 hrs and 22 mins
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Kris Longknife is a daughter of privilege, born to money and power. Her father is the prime minister of her home planet, her mother the consummate politician's wife. She's been raised only to be beautiful and marry well. But the heritage of the military Longknifes courses through Kris' blood - and, against her parents' objections, she enlists in the Marines.
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Harsh reviews seem undeserved to me
- By Jeffery on 09-29-10
By: Mike Shepherd
What listeners say about The Hair-Raising Adventures Of Jayms Blonde: Project Popcorn
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- Kauwe
- 06-23-23
Great fun!
Received and gave as a Pride gift, certainly not your typical audio book, in more ways than one. "The Hair-Raising Adventures of Jayms Blonde" is a boundary pushing, vicarious romp of action packed fun -- a much needed escape from day to day drama. From the first chapter to the last, this agent provocateur stimulates your imagination whisking you away on a light-hearted adventure to what else? Save the planet of course! A humorous, fast paced international mission of mystery, camp and silliness chock full of kinky one-liners, arousing innuendos and double entendres galore. The narrator, character voices and real-world type sound effects at every turn provide slick, polished imagery through an easy-to-listen-to storytelling style, reminiscent of old timey audio plays. And Mother, Zaza and Vichy are truly something else!
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- Peter E. Mclean
- 07-09-23
Spy High!!!
A great and very funny novel by Robert Cabell brought faithfully to life with a talented cast and a sleek production.
Bravo!!!
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- Anonymous User
- 06-09-23
Hilarious and Thrilling
The satirical take on the spy thriller genre, with its humorous twist, had me hooked from the very beginning. The protagonist, Jayms Blonde, is a hunky, gay former US Navy Seal who is a hairdresser by trade but also a secret agent tasked with saving the world from environmental terrorists. I found the use of hair styling tools as weapons and the bumblebee wings to be a hilarious and unique touch that added to the excitement of the story.
But what really sets this audiobook apart is the incredible production value. The full cast narration, sound effects, and music all work together to create an immersive experience that is like a movie soundtrack. It had me on the edge of my seat, and I found myself laughing out loud at the humorous moments.
Overall, I highly recommend this audiobook to anyone looking for a thrilling, hilarious, and unique take on the spy thriller genre. The production quality is top-notch, and the story is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish. brought to life through the audiobook production, making it an entertaining listen
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- Richard J. Katz
- 07-28-23
So very funny
Robert Cabell has hit this one out of the park
Great story line
Wonderful cast
Awesome narration
Terrific belly laughs
The visions are so vivid
One funny after another
Cannot wait for the sequel
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- Buyer
- 06-27-23
A Pleasure To Read, I Love This Story !!!
I recently had the pleasure of experiencing Robert Cabell’s “The Hair-Raising Adventures of Jayms Blonde,” and I must say it was an absolute delight! This audiobook is a true gem, filled with hilarious, witty humor that had me laughing out loud throughout the entire journey. Cabell’s witty writing and clever wordplay are simply outstanding.
One of the standout aspects of this audiobook is the fantastic voices brought to life by the narrator and the various voice actors. Each character is expertly portrayed, with distinct voices and accents that truly make them come alive. It adds a whole new layer of depth and immersion to the story, making it feel like you’re right there with Jayms Blonde and his colorful cast of companions.
Another impressive feature of this audiobook is the brilliant use of a music score. The carefully selected and perfectly timed music enhances the storytelling experience, evoking the right emotions and creating a completely immersive atmosphere. It adds an extra dose of excitement and magic to an already captivating tale.
“The Hair-raising Adventures of Jayms Blonde” is an absolute must-listen for anyone who appreciates humor, immersive storytelling, and top-notch audiobook production. Cabell’s writing, the incredible voices, and the clever use of a music score combine to create an unforgettable and thoroughly enjoyable experience. Prepare to be thoroughly entertained from start to finish! I loved every second !!!
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- Jonathan Yzaguirre
- 06-23-23
Whirlwind Adventure! (Review by Mrs. Yzaguirre)
Reading this and hearing the audio book are quite different experiences! I would recommend that if you are looking to understand what vision the author had in his head, the audio book paints vivid scenes and characters. Feels more like a radio show than traditional audio book. The musical score helps the "reader" move through settings that are easy to imagine as the author's description makes the imagined space easy to picture with lush descriptions. Lots of innuendo, action and some surprisingly scary interactions dabbling in strong horror elements! Obviously, hours of work went into making the world of Jayms Blonde come to life.
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- Jorge
- 06-23-23
Incredibly Funny and Entertaining
It reads like, I mean…it listens like a Hollywood movie. Great job, loved it and it’s fun.
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