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Lorain O'Neil
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EXPLOSIVE COLONOSCOPY ANGST!
Seven-year-old Polonia Appleseed cowered in terror the night her Daddy died and killer unknown escaped, leaving a pair of sparkly-hearted men’s underwear as the only clue.
But Polonia’s grown up now, and with all the suspects gathering after her Uncle George’s unfortunately fatal buttocalypse, Polonia’s decided to let one rip of her own: lure the killer out of hiding by doing exactly what her Daddy did, scam millions right under everyone’s noses!
She is kinda hoping for a better result though.
Sample bonus chapter from one of the author’s other audiobooks is included.
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