
The Kitchen Imps and Other Dark Tales
Fire-Side Tales Collection, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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J. Scott Bennett
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By:
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A. L. Butcher
About this listen
Meet the Kitchen Imps - mischievous creatures who lurk behind the cupboard and under the fridge.
Where do all the missing socks go? Find out with "The Joy of Socks".
Learn the mysteries of the "Secret Kitchen" and gaze upon a rather familiar world with "Free Will".
Dare you risk the king's wrath when you venture into the "House of Treasure"?
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And then, there's a story about a king, a thief and getting the best of the authorities.
The stories are well written and read by a tallented narrator who brings the characters and the settings to life with a vividness that puts you right in the centre of the action.
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4 Quirky, Funny & Very Entertaining Short Stories
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Open the cupboard on a delightful little romp
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Where does The Kitchen Imps and Other Dark Tales rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
I loved this audiobook. I loved the concept, the crafting of the stories, the great match of author to narrator. I rate Kitchen Imps in the top five per cent of all audio books I've heard.Who was your favorite character and why?
I fell in love with the Kitchen Imps themselves. Because, of course, they really do exist, and they're responsible for... well, listen and learn...Which scene was your favorite?
I adored finding out where all the missing socks have gone.If you could rename The Kitchen Imps and Other Dark Tales, what would you call it?
Imps in the KitchenAny additional comments?
If you love dark fantasy, Kitchen Imps and Other Dark Tales is one to have in Kindle and on Audio, and keep in your permanent collection for those days when you simply must laugh or you'll cry.Dark humor of the rarest sort
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